He woke up to see Jenna sitting up and pulling one of his shirts over her
head. He stared at her silently for a moment then greeted tiredly, "Good
morning."
She jumped slightly then relaxed upon realizing it was just Stu. She stood up from the bed, fully dressed and smiled at him. She simply said, "Hi."
"You were going to sneak away, weren't you?" He looked at her with his eyes narrowed.
"Yeah..." She answered, slightly ashamed.
"I see how it's going to be," Stu laughed, "You slice a guy up and run away."
"Well, we're even! You killed my shirt, remember," Jenna complained.
He sat up and scooted toward the edge of the bed. The sheet was tangled around him as he motioned for Jenna to sit on his lap. She grinned modestly as she sat on his lap slowly. He grinned at her and said, "Stop bitching about it."
"Your the one who's bitching about a paper cut!" She grinned back.
He brushed her hair back and kissed her neck softly. She shuddered slightly and ordered with a laugh, "Stop it!"
"No..." He kissed her again.
"Santa, all I want for Christmas is to sneak back to my room before Sara goes psycho," Jenna laughed.
He grinned and teased, "All Santa wants is a little lovin'...."
"Can't you be patient? Didn't we do enough last night, horny bastard?" She teased, turning her face to face his.
"It's been a long winter!" He answered. He kissed her tenderly on the lips.
She quickly pulled away from the kiss and stood up. She replied happily, "I have to go now or I never will."
"Don't leave me!" He whined.
"I'll see you later, I promise," She bent down and kissed him quickly.
As she turned to leave he said, "If you don't come back I'll go on a killing spree."
"Aww... Isn't that sweet, Santa," She spoke sarcastically as she walked toward the door.
He laid back down as Jenna left and muttered to himself, "God, I love crazy people!"
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It was early the next day and Jenna had replaced her destroyed Thirteen Ghosts t-shirt with a shirt of Stu's. She knew Sara and Kayleigh would be asleep at this early hour of the morning so she decided to sneak in. She opened the door very slowly as she entered the dark room slowly and silently. She grinned devilishly as she closed the door behind her. She thought happily, "All I need to do is act like I was sleeping the whole time and they will never know what happened."
She stared at Sara and Kayleigh's sleeping forms as she crept toward her bed. She saw Sara roll around violently in her sleep which caused Jenna to stop moving. She realized Sara was still sleeping so she continued her journey to her bed. Once she stood at the side of her bed she fell backwards. As she fell onto something she heard a tired voice say, "Hey! Watch it!"
She jumped up and let out a quick scream. She looked him over and asked immediately, "Who the fuck are you?"
"I'm Chip... Who the hell are you?" He responded tiredly, rubbing his eyes.
A light went on from where Kayleigh was and she noticed Kayleigh stared at her tiredly. She smiled and said, "Hey there Jenna! I thought you were dead."
"And you didn't have any problem sleeping with the thought of my death, I see!" Jenna smiled back, forgetting completely about Chip.
Jenna glanced over at Sara to see that not even her scream woke her blonde friend. As she continued to look at Sara in paranoia Jenna heard Kayleigh ask, "Where were you?"
"Who is he?" Jenna nodded toward Chip as she quickly evaded the question.
Kayleigh looked over at Chip, laughed then answered, "He's Chip!"
"Right..." Jenna looked down at the boy and wondered what the hell she missed last night.
Chip moved out of her bed and questioned, "Your Jenna?"
"Yes...." She answered slowly.
Chip nodded while yawning and said, "Sara and Kayleigh told me plenty about you."
"It's all lies!" Jenna replied quickly, her eyes glancing at Kayleigh suspiciously.
Kayleigh continued to smile as she asked again, "Where were you?"
"Um... Who is he?" Jenna again motioned toward Chip as she tried to evade the question again.
"I'm Chip!" He answered, slightly annoyed from tiredness.
"Stop avoiding the question, Jenna!" Kayleigh insisted.
"ASSHOLE!" Sara screamed in fury as her eyes shot open and she sat up. Everyone stared at her in confusion and it took her a moment to realize where she was. She grinned goofily at their questioning stares and said, "I had a nightmare about Stu where he..." She stopped mid-sentence and stared at Jenna for a minute then asked abruptly, "Where is your shirt?"
"Why are you wearing Stu's shirt?" Kayleigh questioned.
"Why are you just getting back?" Sara asked, her eyes narrowed.
Chip just shrugged, not really knowing what to do. Sara stood up from her bed after kicking the covers away. She moved so she was right in front of Jenna and she asked, her face filled with complete seriousness, "Were you with Stu?"
"Yes..." Jenna admitted quietly as she avoided all eye contact.
"What were you doing with him?" Sara asked, already figuring what Jenna's answer would be.
Jenna sighed and decided she might as well not lie for Sara most likely would find her out soon enough. She looked Sara directly in the eyes and answered, "We did everything...."
"NOOOOOOOO!!!" Sara and Kayleigh yelled together in disbelief. Chip just stood there uncomfortably, looking down at the carpet with false interest. Jenna collapsed on her bed and stared at her shoes in shame.
"Did you eat a brain tumor or something? YOU'RE GOING TO DIE!!!!!" Sara yelled insanely as she punched a wall.
Jenna looked at her in confusion and asked, "Why are you so mad? Its not like your going to die now."
"Because your going to die, silly!" She answered in frustration.
Kayleigh stood from her bed, walked over and patted Jenna on the head while saying, "Don't worry. You're not going to die if your screwing the killer."
They all realized Chip was there so Kayleigh laughed nervously and said, "If only Stu was a murderer. Too bad he isn't."
"Right...." Chip just looked at them in confusion.
Sara glared at Jenna slightly then yelled, "SHAME ON YOU!"
"I'm sorry...." Jenna apologized then said defiantly, "You know what? I'm not sorry! It was fun!"
"SHAME ON YOU!" Sara yelled again. She grabbed her black trench coat that she had set on the end of her bed and put it on. She glared at everyone then said, "I'm going to pay Stu a visit."
Jenna watched her carefully as Sara walked out of the room, slamming the door behind her angrily. Jenna glanced at Chip curiously and asked him, "Why are you here?"
"Sara brought him here," Kayleigh answered.
"Why?" Jenna wondered then asked him with her eyebrows raised, "Your not homeless are you?"
"No, I'm not homeless yet," He answered with a tired smile.
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Sara stomped the full extend of the way to Stu's room. Once she stood outside his door she pounded on it with both of her fists. She didn't stop pounding until the door swung open to reveal a tired Stu looking back at her. All he had to cover himself was a single sheet and when Sara noticed this she said as she pushed past him, "Put some clothes on, man."
"Why should I?" He asked defiantly as he stared at her in confusion, wondering what the hell she wanted.
Sara looked around his side of the room and noticed the cut ropes on his bed's headboard and Jenna's mangled Thirteen Ghosts t-shirt. She then glared at him and yelled, "I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!"
"Really?" He closed the door as he spoke boredly, "Then I'd best dress for the occasion."
Sara rolled her eyes, looked over at Stevo's side of the room and asked instantly, "When Is Stevo's parents coming?"
"In a few days, why?" Stu asked as he picked up a shirt from the floor and put it on while still keeping the sheet around his waist.
"I was just wondering when Chip will be moving in," She shrugged as she picked up a picture of herself and looked upon it with disgust.
"Who is Chip?" Stu asked suspiciously as he entered the closet to dress the rest of himself.
She put the picture of herself in her trench coat's pocket and lied, "Chip is Jenna's whore."
"Really? Is that so?" He questioned sarcastically as he left the closet fully dressed.
"Speaking of whores...." Sara began then quickly lunged at him, her hands reaching for his throat. He was tired and slow to react as Sara started strangling him. He easily pushed her away and mocked, "That's all you got?"
"You think your so tough cuz you sliced and diced some sluts, don't you? Well, FUCK YOU!" She glared at him as she kicked him in the shin.
He whimpered slightly then threatened, "Your next!"
He looked over the room until his eyes landed on the silver blade that lay on the ground toward Stevo's bed. He quickly moved around her and dived for the knife. He snatched it and stood up again. He turned toward Sara, pointing the knife at her dangerously. He threatened her darkly, "I'm gonna kill you."
"You cant," Sara laughed right in his face then simply said, "Virgins dont die, dumbass!"
"Like I'm going to believe a slut like you is a virgin!" He poked her lightly with the knife, not even cutting through the trench coat.
Sara looked from the spot he poked her then back at Stu. She growled slightly as she punched him in the nose while yelling, "DONT TOUCH THE TRENCH COAT!!"
"You wanna play, Sara?" He asked as his eyes widened in insanity.
"Not really!" She snapped as she kicked him again.
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"Oh..." Jenna nodded as she spoke to Chip. "So you are going to be Stu's roommate?"
"Yeah, I guess so," Chip answered simply.
"What a shame...." Jenna thought aloud.
As Chip looked at Jenna questioningly Kayleigh answered his stares, "Jenna is sad because now she cant go get fresh with Stu whenever she wants."
"I'm sorry," He muttered insincerely, feeling slightly uncomfortable.
Jenna sent Kayleigh an annoyed look and said in a tone to match, "Your making me seem like a whore, Kayleigh! Thanks so much!"
"Any time, buddy!" Kayleigh grinned then looked at Chip and wondered, "Do you think we're totally insane, Chippo?"
Both him and Jenna mouthed the word 'Chippo' then Chip answered, "I don't think you guys are completely insane, yet."
"Well Chippo, it was lovely taking to you..." Jenna stood up and started walking toward the door as she added, "I have to go visit someone."
"No you don't! Chippo, stop her!" Kayleigh ordered as she tried to get up and stop Jenna herself.
Chip did as told and jumped up and leaped toward the escaping Jenna. Using a little too much force he tackled her to the ground until she was on her back and he was on top of her. They both stared at one another for a minute then began to laugh nervously. Chip quickly got up and helped Jenna up without taking his eyes off of her. He grinned slightly and said, "No escaping for you."
"Thanks for tackling me, Chippo!" Jenna grinned back.
He said back immediately, "Any time.... Really!"
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"Slice and dice, baby! Slice and dice!" Stu laughed insanely as the blonde ran jumped on Stevo's bed to evade Stu's swift knife movements.
Sara glared fiercely and snapped, "I can kill you now because your no longer a virgin! I seriously doubt you were a virgin before though, you whore!"
"Your not the killer, silly child!" Stu eyed her as she jumped on the bed. He stood on the side of the bed with his knife raised as he tried to prepare for the perfect moment to attack.
She quickly kicked him in the face with ease, thanks to her levitated 'shelter'. He felt blood rush down his face from his nose as Sara yelled crazily, "That's for Jenna's shirt!"
She confidently kicked him again in the same place. She laughed dangerously as she yelled, "That is for basically killing Jenna, you bastard!"
"Bitch...." He muttered weakly as he dropped the knife to the ground. He shielded his face with his hands and turned away from her. She screamed 'ROCK AND ROLL!!!!' then leapt of his back, wrapping her arms around his throat. He wailed about violently trying to get Sara off of him. He yelled, "Stop!"
She let go and rolled her eyes while muttering, "Your no fun! Your supposed to let me kill you, dumbass. Don't you know anything?"
She landed on her feet and started walking toward the door. She stopped, turned back to face him and said with amusement, "Never play with a virgin! You're gonna lose, whore boy!"
"Jenna didn't mind playing," He replied proudly.
Sara ran towards him, waving her arms in the air madly as she shrieked, "OOGA BOOGA!!"
He flinched unintentionally as Sara reached down and picked up Jenna's mangled 13 Ghosts shirt. She smiled evilly and said, "We're having a funeral and your not invited!"
"Good!" He spat as Sara turned and left.
Once she was gone he muttered in annoyance, "God, I hate crazy people!"
She jumped slightly then relaxed upon realizing it was just Stu. She stood up from the bed, fully dressed and smiled at him. She simply said, "Hi."
"You were going to sneak away, weren't you?" He looked at her with his eyes narrowed.
"Yeah..." She answered, slightly ashamed.
"I see how it's going to be," Stu laughed, "You slice a guy up and run away."
"Well, we're even! You killed my shirt, remember," Jenna complained.
He sat up and scooted toward the edge of the bed. The sheet was tangled around him as he motioned for Jenna to sit on his lap. She grinned modestly as she sat on his lap slowly. He grinned at her and said, "Stop bitching about it."
"Your the one who's bitching about a paper cut!" She grinned back.
He brushed her hair back and kissed her neck softly. She shuddered slightly and ordered with a laugh, "Stop it!"
"No..." He kissed her again.
"Santa, all I want for Christmas is to sneak back to my room before Sara goes psycho," Jenna laughed.
He grinned and teased, "All Santa wants is a little lovin'...."
"Can't you be patient? Didn't we do enough last night, horny bastard?" She teased, turning her face to face his.
"It's been a long winter!" He answered. He kissed her tenderly on the lips.
She quickly pulled away from the kiss and stood up. She replied happily, "I have to go now or I never will."
"Don't leave me!" He whined.
"I'll see you later, I promise," She bent down and kissed him quickly.
As she turned to leave he said, "If you don't come back I'll go on a killing spree."
"Aww... Isn't that sweet, Santa," She spoke sarcastically as she walked toward the door.
He laid back down as Jenna left and muttered to himself, "God, I love crazy people!"
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It was early the next day and Jenna had replaced her destroyed Thirteen Ghosts t-shirt with a shirt of Stu's. She knew Sara and Kayleigh would be asleep at this early hour of the morning so she decided to sneak in. She opened the door very slowly as she entered the dark room slowly and silently. She grinned devilishly as she closed the door behind her. She thought happily, "All I need to do is act like I was sleeping the whole time and they will never know what happened."
She stared at Sara and Kayleigh's sleeping forms as she crept toward her bed. She saw Sara roll around violently in her sleep which caused Jenna to stop moving. She realized Sara was still sleeping so she continued her journey to her bed. Once she stood at the side of her bed she fell backwards. As she fell onto something she heard a tired voice say, "Hey! Watch it!"
She jumped up and let out a quick scream. She looked him over and asked immediately, "Who the fuck are you?"
"I'm Chip... Who the hell are you?" He responded tiredly, rubbing his eyes.
A light went on from where Kayleigh was and she noticed Kayleigh stared at her tiredly. She smiled and said, "Hey there Jenna! I thought you were dead."
"And you didn't have any problem sleeping with the thought of my death, I see!" Jenna smiled back, forgetting completely about Chip.
Jenna glanced over at Sara to see that not even her scream woke her blonde friend. As she continued to look at Sara in paranoia Jenna heard Kayleigh ask, "Where were you?"
"Who is he?" Jenna nodded toward Chip as she quickly evaded the question.
Kayleigh looked over at Chip, laughed then answered, "He's Chip!"
"Right..." Jenna looked down at the boy and wondered what the hell she missed last night.
Chip moved out of her bed and questioned, "Your Jenna?"
"Yes...." She answered slowly.
Chip nodded while yawning and said, "Sara and Kayleigh told me plenty about you."
"It's all lies!" Jenna replied quickly, her eyes glancing at Kayleigh suspiciously.
Kayleigh continued to smile as she asked again, "Where were you?"
"Um... Who is he?" Jenna again motioned toward Chip as she tried to evade the question again.
"I'm Chip!" He answered, slightly annoyed from tiredness.
"Stop avoiding the question, Jenna!" Kayleigh insisted.
"ASSHOLE!" Sara screamed in fury as her eyes shot open and she sat up. Everyone stared at her in confusion and it took her a moment to realize where she was. She grinned goofily at their questioning stares and said, "I had a nightmare about Stu where he..." She stopped mid-sentence and stared at Jenna for a minute then asked abruptly, "Where is your shirt?"
"Why are you wearing Stu's shirt?" Kayleigh questioned.
"Why are you just getting back?" Sara asked, her eyes narrowed.
Chip just shrugged, not really knowing what to do. Sara stood up from her bed after kicking the covers away. She moved so she was right in front of Jenna and she asked, her face filled with complete seriousness, "Were you with Stu?"
"Yes..." Jenna admitted quietly as she avoided all eye contact.
"What were you doing with him?" Sara asked, already figuring what Jenna's answer would be.
Jenna sighed and decided she might as well not lie for Sara most likely would find her out soon enough. She looked Sara directly in the eyes and answered, "We did everything...."
"NOOOOOOOO!!!" Sara and Kayleigh yelled together in disbelief. Chip just stood there uncomfortably, looking down at the carpet with false interest. Jenna collapsed on her bed and stared at her shoes in shame.
"Did you eat a brain tumor or something? YOU'RE GOING TO DIE!!!!!" Sara yelled insanely as she punched a wall.
Jenna looked at her in confusion and asked, "Why are you so mad? Its not like your going to die now."
"Because your going to die, silly!" She answered in frustration.
Kayleigh stood from her bed, walked over and patted Jenna on the head while saying, "Don't worry. You're not going to die if your screwing the killer."
They all realized Chip was there so Kayleigh laughed nervously and said, "If only Stu was a murderer. Too bad he isn't."
"Right...." Chip just looked at them in confusion.
Sara glared at Jenna slightly then yelled, "SHAME ON YOU!"
"I'm sorry...." Jenna apologized then said defiantly, "You know what? I'm not sorry! It was fun!"
"SHAME ON YOU!" Sara yelled again. She grabbed her black trench coat that she had set on the end of her bed and put it on. She glared at everyone then said, "I'm going to pay Stu a visit."
Jenna watched her carefully as Sara walked out of the room, slamming the door behind her angrily. Jenna glanced at Chip curiously and asked him, "Why are you here?"
"Sara brought him here," Kayleigh answered.
"Why?" Jenna wondered then asked him with her eyebrows raised, "Your not homeless are you?"
"No, I'm not homeless yet," He answered with a tired smile.
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Sara stomped the full extend of the way to Stu's room. Once she stood outside his door she pounded on it with both of her fists. She didn't stop pounding until the door swung open to reveal a tired Stu looking back at her. All he had to cover himself was a single sheet and when Sara noticed this she said as she pushed past him, "Put some clothes on, man."
"Why should I?" He asked defiantly as he stared at her in confusion, wondering what the hell she wanted.
Sara looked around his side of the room and noticed the cut ropes on his bed's headboard and Jenna's mangled Thirteen Ghosts t-shirt. She then glared at him and yelled, "I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!"
"Really?" He closed the door as he spoke boredly, "Then I'd best dress for the occasion."
Sara rolled her eyes, looked over at Stevo's side of the room and asked instantly, "When Is Stevo's parents coming?"
"In a few days, why?" Stu asked as he picked up a shirt from the floor and put it on while still keeping the sheet around his waist.
"I was just wondering when Chip will be moving in," She shrugged as she picked up a picture of herself and looked upon it with disgust.
"Who is Chip?" Stu asked suspiciously as he entered the closet to dress the rest of himself.
She put the picture of herself in her trench coat's pocket and lied, "Chip is Jenna's whore."
"Really? Is that so?" He questioned sarcastically as he left the closet fully dressed.
"Speaking of whores...." Sara began then quickly lunged at him, her hands reaching for his throat. He was tired and slow to react as Sara started strangling him. He easily pushed her away and mocked, "That's all you got?"
"You think your so tough cuz you sliced and diced some sluts, don't you? Well, FUCK YOU!" She glared at him as she kicked him in the shin.
He whimpered slightly then threatened, "Your next!"
He looked over the room until his eyes landed on the silver blade that lay on the ground toward Stevo's bed. He quickly moved around her and dived for the knife. He snatched it and stood up again. He turned toward Sara, pointing the knife at her dangerously. He threatened her darkly, "I'm gonna kill you."
"You cant," Sara laughed right in his face then simply said, "Virgins dont die, dumbass!"
"Like I'm going to believe a slut like you is a virgin!" He poked her lightly with the knife, not even cutting through the trench coat.
Sara looked from the spot he poked her then back at Stu. She growled slightly as she punched him in the nose while yelling, "DONT TOUCH THE TRENCH COAT!!"
"You wanna play, Sara?" He asked as his eyes widened in insanity.
"Not really!" She snapped as she kicked him again.
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"Oh..." Jenna nodded as she spoke to Chip. "So you are going to be Stu's roommate?"
"Yeah, I guess so," Chip answered simply.
"What a shame...." Jenna thought aloud.
As Chip looked at Jenna questioningly Kayleigh answered his stares, "Jenna is sad because now she cant go get fresh with Stu whenever she wants."
"I'm sorry," He muttered insincerely, feeling slightly uncomfortable.
Jenna sent Kayleigh an annoyed look and said in a tone to match, "Your making me seem like a whore, Kayleigh! Thanks so much!"
"Any time, buddy!" Kayleigh grinned then looked at Chip and wondered, "Do you think we're totally insane, Chippo?"
Both him and Jenna mouthed the word 'Chippo' then Chip answered, "I don't think you guys are completely insane, yet."
"Well Chippo, it was lovely taking to you..." Jenna stood up and started walking toward the door as she added, "I have to go visit someone."
"No you don't! Chippo, stop her!" Kayleigh ordered as she tried to get up and stop Jenna herself.
Chip did as told and jumped up and leaped toward the escaping Jenna. Using a little too much force he tackled her to the ground until she was on her back and he was on top of her. They both stared at one another for a minute then began to laugh nervously. Chip quickly got up and helped Jenna up without taking his eyes off of her. He grinned slightly and said, "No escaping for you."
"Thanks for tackling me, Chippo!" Jenna grinned back.
He said back immediately, "Any time.... Really!"
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"Slice and dice, baby! Slice and dice!" Stu laughed insanely as the blonde ran jumped on Stevo's bed to evade Stu's swift knife movements.
Sara glared fiercely and snapped, "I can kill you now because your no longer a virgin! I seriously doubt you were a virgin before though, you whore!"
"Your not the killer, silly child!" Stu eyed her as she jumped on the bed. He stood on the side of the bed with his knife raised as he tried to prepare for the perfect moment to attack.
She quickly kicked him in the face with ease, thanks to her levitated 'shelter'. He felt blood rush down his face from his nose as Sara yelled crazily, "That's for Jenna's shirt!"
She confidently kicked him again in the same place. She laughed dangerously as she yelled, "That is for basically killing Jenna, you bastard!"
"Bitch...." He muttered weakly as he dropped the knife to the ground. He shielded his face with his hands and turned away from her. She screamed 'ROCK AND ROLL!!!!' then leapt of his back, wrapping her arms around his throat. He wailed about violently trying to get Sara off of him. He yelled, "Stop!"
She let go and rolled her eyes while muttering, "Your no fun! Your supposed to let me kill you, dumbass. Don't you know anything?"
She landed on her feet and started walking toward the door. She stopped, turned back to face him and said with amusement, "Never play with a virgin! You're gonna lose, whore boy!"
"Jenna didn't mind playing," He replied proudly.
Sara ran towards him, waving her arms in the air madly as she shrieked, "OOGA BOOGA!!"
He flinched unintentionally as Sara reached down and picked up Jenna's mangled 13 Ghosts shirt. She smiled evilly and said, "We're having a funeral and your not invited!"
"Good!" He spat as Sara turned and left.
Once she was gone he muttered in annoyance, "God, I hate crazy people!"