Author's Note and such:

does the Snoopy dance There! I haven't done that in a great while... Now, on with the story! Also, you all should listen to The Living End's son 'Prisoner of Society'. It's good!

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Stu sat on Brock's bed as Randy sat on his own and stared at Stu. Stu stared back and asked, annoyed, "What do you want, loser?"

"Tell me about you and Jenna," Randy commanded. Stu laughed nervously and said, "No, you pervert!"

Randy rolled his eyes and said, "I'm very disappointed in you."

"Cry me a fuckin' river then!" Stu sighed loudly and looked at the floor. Randy said nothing which made Stu look back up and saw Randy glaring at him.

Randy began to rant angrily, "You fucking idiot! You aren't supposed to have sex because you're gonna die now! I really should kill you now! You and Jenna both have to die!"

"No!" Stu replied simply and Randy continued to rant, "You two should be more like me and Sara! Abstinence!"

Stu shook his head and said bitterly, "Sara is a slut."

Randy stood up suddenly and paced around while saying, "That's funny seeing as you're the whore! Sara didn't do anything so there!"

"That's right... " Stu said with a cool, calm tone, "That's all she'll ever do! Nothing! You loser!"

"Yeah? Well apparently Jenna does too much!" Randy replied angrily.

"Hey, man!" Stu stood up as well, "Don't say anything about Jenna! We're not going to talk about her!"

"Then don't talk about Sara!" Randy snapped, "It's like your obsessed with her!"

"Who?" Stu asked in confusion, "Sara? I'm obsessed with Sara?"

"Yeah! All you do is plot against her and call her a slut!" Randy explained. Stu shrugged and muttered, "If I am obsessed then its in a bad way!"

"How about we not talk about our little lady friends and we take care of Brock?" Randy suggested. Stu nodded, "Fair enough."

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Chip sat on Sara's bed as she stared at him. Jenna glanced between them with an amused smile on her face as she sat on her own bed. Kayleigh sat beside her and whispered, "Sara raped Randy."

"No, I didn't! Barely," Sara defended in an irritated way. She still stared at Chip until she ordered, "Chip, give me your hand!"

"Why?" He asked hesitantly as he noticed both Jenna and Kayleigh shaking their heads while mouthing the word 'No!'

Sara reached over and grabbed a bottle of white out from the top of the bedside table. She shook it and explained, "I wanna paint your nails."

"Why?" He repeated in even more hesitation as Jenna and Kayleigh shook their heads more violently.

Sara smiled innocently and said, "I'll love you always."

"Fine..." Chip reluctantly gave permission and gave her his left hand. Sara took the lid off of the white out and started painting his nails with it, starting with his middle finger. As she painted away in great concentration she asked, "Jenna, why'd you leave before the funeral was over?"

Jenna grinned shyly and answered in a slow, slightly ashamed tone, "I promised Stu I'd return to him."

"You had just seen him a few hours earlier!" Kayleigh pointed out.

Jenna didn't really wanna talk about Stu so she blurted out, "Stop fucking dwelling! It's over with!"

"Fine," Kayleigh stood up and walked over to her own bed and laid down while muttering, "Be that way."

Jenna rolled her eyes and opened her mouth to apologize then decided against it. Sara started to stare at Jenna as she continued to paint. With her eyes away from her 'canvas' she sloppily got white out from Chip's nail to his knuckle. It wasn't until Chip exclaimed, "Hey there!"

"How goes it?" Sara asked in a dazed voice as she looked back at him. He motioned with his eyes to his hand and she followed his directional stares. When she noticed the mess she made she laughed loudly and said insincerely, "I'm sorry."

"I'm tired!" Jenna shared. Sara sent her a look that said 'Then go to sleep' and she laid down flat on her mattress.

Sara went back to staring at Chip and he stared back. She put the white out off to the side and put her hands on his face and turned it in the other direction slowly. With his cheek facing her she licked it which made Chip mutter in a confused way, "Oh, okay..."

"Ego amor tu!" Sara said happily which made both Jenna and Kayleigh sit up from their beds and stare at her in shock. Chip just asked in a lost tone, "What?"

"I can't believe you just said that!" Kayleigh still stared in shock, ignoring Chip when he repeated his lost question, "What?"

Jenna just pointed an accusing finger at her blonde friend and said, "Whore!"

"Ego silens amor Randy," Sara shrugged innocently.

Chip glanced around in confusion and questioned in a solid voice, "What does it mean?"

"Its Latin for 'I love you'," Kayleigh answered. Sara laughed and explained, "I was kidding!"

An awkward silence embraced the room and soon Jenna and Kayleigh laid back down. Finally Chip asked, "Where will I sleep?"

"Right here," Sara answered innocently as she patted her bed. When Jenna sat up again Sara explained, "I'm sleeping on the floor, okay!"

Jenna once again settled back into a comfortable sleeping position. Sara licked the side of Chip's face again then crawled off of her bed until she was lying on the floor. Chip hesitantly laid down on her bed as Sara said, "Good night, Kayleigh! Good night, Chip! Good night, whore!"

Kayleigh grunted back, Chip just nodded and Jenna replied, "Right back at you, slut!"

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"Fuck! We're late!" Randy pointed out as he and Stu dashed toward the film building. Stu just tiredly grunted as he glared at the early sun light. They soon made it to the doors of the building and entered through them hastily. They quickly made there way to the class room and were surprised to see what they did.

Now staring into an empty classroom Stu asked, "Where is everyone?"

Randy slowly looked down at his watch then murmured in a very embarrassed voice, "They won't be here for another hour."

"Why?" Stu questioned.

"Because we're an hour early," Randy muttered. He thought Stu would yell or something but he didn't. Stu just fell to the ground, curled up in a ball and said, "Wake me up in an hour."

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"So, it'll be okay for me to go to class?" Chip asked as he followed behind Jenna and Sara. Sara just nodded dismissively as she asked Jenna, "Are you gonna ditch me and sit next to Stu?"

"Nope," Jenna answered after considering it then deciding against it. Sara smiled happily and said, "Ego amor tu, Jenna!"

Jenna rolled her eyes, looked toward Chip and teased, "Since your arrival she's returned to her Latin craze! Damn you, Chippo!"

"I'm sorry?" He insincerely apologized in a lost tone.

They slowly made their way to the doors to the film building. Chip held the door open as Jenna and Sara entered the building. Chip followed them in and noticed as Sara ran towards Randy. He just rolled his eyes and followed Jenna.

Sara raced toward Randy, kissed him on the cheek then started dragging him into the half full classroom. She smiled at him and asked, "How goes it, loser?"

"It goes good," He answered as she lead him to back seats they always sat in. Once they sat down, him in the desk next to the wall and her sitting beside him. They didn't say or do anything until Sara kissed him.

Still standing in the hallway, Chip just stood there not knowing what to do. Jenna nodded for him to follow her and he did as she walked. She stopped suddenly as she noticed Stu's sleeping figure on the floor. Chip stopped close behind her and eyed the Stu not knowing who the hell he was. Jenna quickly moved toward Stu and Chip just stayed where he was.

"Stu!" Jenna crouched down and poked him. Chip nodded, finally realizing that he now stared at his potential roommate.

Stu stirred until he his eyes shot open and he stared up at Jenna. He smiled tiredly then asked, "Did we have sex again?"

"Not quite," Jenna answered with a laugh. She offered him her hand and helped Stu off the ground. The smiled at one another until Jenna glanced toward Chip with realization and exclaimed, "OH! Stu, this is Chip!"

As Jenna motioned toward Chip, Stu just raised an eyebrow in confusion. Chip waved as Jenna explained, "He'll be your roommate soon."

"Really now?" Stu eyed Chip in the new light of wonder. Stu greeted, "Hey there Chip! I see you've met Jenna."

"Yeah," Chip nodded then glanced around with shifty eyes. Stu leaned in and whispered, "Whatever you do stay away from this one psycho named Sara. She is fuckin' evil!"

"Too late, Stu," Jenna rolled her eyes at him, grabbed Chip by the wrist and started dragging him into the classroom. Stu was too tired to notice this and followed behind them.

When they entered everyone's eyes were on Chip but he didn't seem to notice. Jenna looked at the teacher then yelled to him, "Hey, Mr. Connors!"

The teacher looked up from the book he was reading and asked, "What?"

"This is Chip Something and he's gonna be attending this class so screw you," Jenna said meanly then led Chip back to where Sara and Randy sat, still kissing. Jenna motioned for Chip to sit in between her and Sara and he did. Stu sat beside Jenna and casually put a hand on her leg. She snorted and muttered, "Whore."

"You know you like it," He wiggled his eyebrows.

Sara started making gagging noises then said in disgust, "Get a fuckin' room!" She thought about this then corrected quickly when Jenna and Stu grinned menacingly, "Wait! Don't get a room!"

"Make up your damn mind!" Jenna replied with a roll of her eyes.

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It now was the end of class and Stu was sound asleep on Jenna's shoulder. Jenna slowly moved Stu so that his head was on his desk and didn't seem bothered by this movement. Randy sat there staring at the departing people with great interest. Sara, mad that Randy wasn't paying any attention to her, turned to face Chip. He looked back at her. She grinned, turned his head so it pointed directly toward the door, and licked the side of his face.

Jenna leaned forward and watched as Chip glanced around without moving at all from fear of Sara or something. Jenna noticed his discomfort, looked over at Stu to see him still sleeping then quickly turned toward Chip and quickly licked the side of his face that faced her. He narrowed his eyes as the two girls licked him. As they continued he said, "This should bother me but it doesn't."

Randy finally looked to see what was happening and when he saw it his eyes widened and he stood up and asked, "What the hell is going on?"

"Finally notice me, do you?" Sara asked back after she stopped licking Chip. She stood up too and poked Randy in the chest.

"Take it outside!" Mr. Connors instantly called out in an unamused tone. Sara continued to poke Randy as she stomped towards the exit. Randy followed close behind. Before Sara left she said to the teacher, "Fuck you!"

Mr. Connors shook his head and muttered to himself, "And mother told me to be a doctor and I said 'No mother, I want to teach punk ass kids to succeed in life'. I should've been a doctor...."

Jenna stopped licking Chip, smiled at him innocently and started shaking Stu without even looking at him. Stu shot up in his seat and said tiredly, "Fuck you Billy!"

"Excuse me?" Jenna questioned blankly. Stu just smiled at her when realizing where he was and said, "Let's go."