Author's Note: Hey guys. Gosh, I have written this chapter like, 2 times, and every time it has gotten erased. I am getting so fuc*i*g mad! Damn! I could cus everyone out now! Like, hmm, well, enough with the sinning. I would actually like to thank some of the reviewers for once! I have a short list of some of the reviewers, and her is is:
SSJprincess
Kei
Flying Pen
Videl
Um, I mean a very short list. Well, also, thanks to all of the other reviewers! Well, on with the fic! Oh yeah, ::Dodges rotten apples and bananas:: Goku and Vegeta are saiyans now, I think I might have stated otherwise :-D ::Bows to the cheers, "Hey, was that a boo I heard?!"::
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"Over the river and through the woods, aw damn this song is getting old!" complained Chi Chi. "Hey Chi, we've only sung it like, 50 times! Over the river" said Goku before he was interrupted by a big bitch slap from Chi Chi.
"STOPSINGINGTHATGODDAMNSONG!" roared Chi Chi all at once. "Do what now? Stopismoffin?" asked Goku. "Well, anyway, OVER THE RIVER AND THROUGH THE WOODS!" shouted Goku.
He just loved how cute Chi Chi looked when she was mad. "GOKU! DON'T SING THAT ANYMORE! Please?" she said with that look she gives him so she can get whatever she wants.
"Well Chi, how bout' this. Over the river and in your pants, I let myself go" said Goku slyly. "Goku, I don't know what has been getting into you, but I don't like it, you've been so horny lately. And number one..." said Chi Chi. "Number one?" asked Goku.
"Number one, we aren't near woods or a river, and number two.." said Chi Chi. "Number two?" asked Goku. "Number two... err... I don't have a number two, yet," said Chi Chi, Goku just laughed.
Bulma just walked beside them, in her own train of thought. "Well, I'M SO EXCITED!" said Bulma suddenly. "We know, we know. You have said that like, 50 times,"
we know Vegeta is coming back in a few hours, and we are excited too, but just you don't have to say that anymore. We can summon Shenron when we find the Dragonball with 4 stars. "
"And we may even get to bring him back in less than a few hours, maybe even one hour, but just calm down" said Chi Chi. "Well just spoil my fun" mumbled Bulma.
Her heart was pounding, wanting to have her Veggie-chan with her, and she wanted to use her second wish to never let her and Vegeta be parted again.
"Hey, Bulma, can I have the second wish?" asked Goku. "Why do you want it?" snapped Bulma. "Well, I think I should have it, and I am gonna get it!" pouted Goku.
"Well, aight, but what chu gonna use it for?" asked Bulma. "Well, I, err, I um, well, err.." stuttered Goku. "Well, I guess I can trust you" stated Bulma. "But you had better not do anything tricky with your wish,"
"Considering how horny you've been lately." told Chi Chi. "Well, I think that you two will know soon enough." laughed Goku.
"Well, your not trying to, well, change us or anything, are you?" asked Bulma worriedly. "Hell no! Well, after the effects it might change you, for the better, but don't worry, the effects will be, how should I say this, amazing" answered Goku.
"Well, you had better not be making our boobs bigger or some shit like that" said Chi Chi. "Hey, don't worry, this wish will be sorta, um, a saiyan thing, k?" Goku tried to point out, trying to get them to stop asking him questions.
"Hey, the dragonball is only 2 more miles east!" shouted Bulma excitedly. "Hey, what the fuck was that?" shouted Goku over a loud noise overhead. ::Screech!:: came the sound again.
A huge shadow took over the three of them. It was big. "Oh my god! Size really does matter!" shouted Bulma.
Over their heads, was a large, red, Terydactle. (sorry, don't know how to spell it! Sorry!)
Screech!
Then it swooped down right above their heads, barely missing Bulma, but getting her bag with the Dragonballs in it.
"My bag!" Bulma shouted. "HEY! YA BIG LOOSER! COME ON A PICK A FIGHT WITH ME, THAT IS IF YOUR NOT CHICKEN!" shouted Goku.
The large dinosaur swooped down at him, but didn't get Goku. Instead, Goku grabbed the bag from dinosaur and shouted, "RUN!" So they ran, and they ran, for about a mile.
The dinosaur followed the for about half the way, making random swoops, ripping Goku's shirt, and Goku giving him a black eye.
Bulma turned on the dragon radar. "Well, it seems we only have 40 MORE FEET!" she shouted excitedly. "REALLY?" asked Chi Chi.
They looked over in the direction the Bulma was pointing at and they saw a small orange glow. They immediately ran over too it. When they got there, they noticed that it was moving.
Goku made a grab at it, and the dragonball ducked. Then the now completely familiar old lady jumped from out of the bushes. "Why hello there! It seems that you have reached the end of your quest. I grant you my deepest respect." said the old lady, in her old crackly voice.
"I am getting old, but I am still able to control the animals at peace with nature. And I guess you have noticed all of the perils I have put in your way." she said, only stopping to take a breath.
"And indeed you have earned this last dragonball." she said, bowing, and giving it to Goku. "Now, I have something else to give you" she said.
She gave each of them a slip of paper. Each read the following:
To my dearest accomplices,
I am only giving this to you if you have earned my dearest respect. And obviously you have. I am too old to carry on, and I would like to give you everything I own. To Goku, I give you my house, to Chi Chi, I give you the land on the side that the house is on, and to Bulma, I give you the rest of the land, that includes my orchards. I thank you for giving me something to do till the end of my days.
Sincerely,
Marie Garprette
PS Bulma, let Goku eat as many apples and oranges from the orchard as he wants.
They all read this note at the same time, and Bulma finished first. She had looked up to thank the old lady, but she was gone.
"Oh my god, that old la- I mean Marie is only the nicest, thank you Marie" said Goku, without even looking up. "She is gone" said Chi Chi.
"Well, I guess we should summon the dragon" said Bulma.
They walked into the middle of the pasture, arranged the dragonballs.
"Shenron, I summon you!" shouted Bulma.
Authors Note: Well guys, I decided to write this chapter and put it out on Christmas Eve as a little Christmas present. Well, Merry Christmas! And to all those who don't celebrate Christmas, this is just a present. Happy Holidays everyone!
SSJprincess
Kei
Flying Pen
Videl
Um, I mean a very short list. Well, also, thanks to all of the other reviewers! Well, on with the fic! Oh yeah, ::Dodges rotten apples and bananas:: Goku and Vegeta are saiyans now, I think I might have stated otherwise :-D ::Bows to the cheers, "Hey, was that a boo I heard?!"::
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"Over the river and through the woods, aw damn this song is getting old!" complained Chi Chi. "Hey Chi, we've only sung it like, 50 times! Over the river" said Goku before he was interrupted by a big bitch slap from Chi Chi.
"STOPSINGINGTHATGODDAMNSONG!" roared Chi Chi all at once. "Do what now? Stopismoffin?" asked Goku. "Well, anyway, OVER THE RIVER AND THROUGH THE WOODS!" shouted Goku.
He just loved how cute Chi Chi looked when she was mad. "GOKU! DON'T SING THAT ANYMORE! Please?" she said with that look she gives him so she can get whatever she wants.
"Well Chi, how bout' this. Over the river and in your pants, I let myself go" said Goku slyly. "Goku, I don't know what has been getting into you, but I don't like it, you've been so horny lately. And number one..." said Chi Chi. "Number one?" asked Goku.
"Number one, we aren't near woods or a river, and number two.." said Chi Chi. "Number two?" asked Goku. "Number two... err... I don't have a number two, yet," said Chi Chi, Goku just laughed.
Bulma just walked beside them, in her own train of thought. "Well, I'M SO EXCITED!" said Bulma suddenly. "We know, we know. You have said that like, 50 times,"
we know Vegeta is coming back in a few hours, and we are excited too, but just you don't have to say that anymore. We can summon Shenron when we find the Dragonball with 4 stars. "
"And we may even get to bring him back in less than a few hours, maybe even one hour, but just calm down" said Chi Chi. "Well just spoil my fun" mumbled Bulma.
Her heart was pounding, wanting to have her Veggie-chan with her, and she wanted to use her second wish to never let her and Vegeta be parted again.
"Hey, Bulma, can I have the second wish?" asked Goku. "Why do you want it?" snapped Bulma. "Well, I think I should have it, and I am gonna get it!" pouted Goku.
"Well, aight, but what chu gonna use it for?" asked Bulma. "Well, I, err, I um, well, err.." stuttered Goku. "Well, I guess I can trust you" stated Bulma. "But you had better not do anything tricky with your wish,"
"Considering how horny you've been lately." told Chi Chi. "Well, I think that you two will know soon enough." laughed Goku.
"Well, your not trying to, well, change us or anything, are you?" asked Bulma worriedly. "Hell no! Well, after the effects it might change you, for the better, but don't worry, the effects will be, how should I say this, amazing" answered Goku.
"Well, you had better not be making our boobs bigger or some shit like that" said Chi Chi. "Hey, don't worry, this wish will be sorta, um, a saiyan thing, k?" Goku tried to point out, trying to get them to stop asking him questions.
"Hey, the dragonball is only 2 more miles east!" shouted Bulma excitedly. "Hey, what the fuck was that?" shouted Goku over a loud noise overhead. ::Screech!:: came the sound again.
A huge shadow took over the three of them. It was big. "Oh my god! Size really does matter!" shouted Bulma.
Over their heads, was a large, red, Terydactle. (sorry, don't know how to spell it! Sorry!)
Screech!
Then it swooped down right above their heads, barely missing Bulma, but getting her bag with the Dragonballs in it.
"My bag!" Bulma shouted. "HEY! YA BIG LOOSER! COME ON A PICK A FIGHT WITH ME, THAT IS IF YOUR NOT CHICKEN!" shouted Goku.
The large dinosaur swooped down at him, but didn't get Goku. Instead, Goku grabbed the bag from dinosaur and shouted, "RUN!" So they ran, and they ran, for about a mile.
The dinosaur followed the for about half the way, making random swoops, ripping Goku's shirt, and Goku giving him a black eye.
Bulma turned on the dragon radar. "Well, it seems we only have 40 MORE FEET!" she shouted excitedly. "REALLY?" asked Chi Chi.
They looked over in the direction the Bulma was pointing at and they saw a small orange glow. They immediately ran over too it. When they got there, they noticed that it was moving.
Goku made a grab at it, and the dragonball ducked. Then the now completely familiar old lady jumped from out of the bushes. "Why hello there! It seems that you have reached the end of your quest. I grant you my deepest respect." said the old lady, in her old crackly voice.
"I am getting old, but I am still able to control the animals at peace with nature. And I guess you have noticed all of the perils I have put in your way." she said, only stopping to take a breath.
"And indeed you have earned this last dragonball." she said, bowing, and giving it to Goku. "Now, I have something else to give you" she said.
She gave each of them a slip of paper. Each read the following:
To my dearest accomplices,
I am only giving this to you if you have earned my dearest respect. And obviously you have. I am too old to carry on, and I would like to give you everything I own. To Goku, I give you my house, to Chi Chi, I give you the land on the side that the house is on, and to Bulma, I give you the rest of the land, that includes my orchards. I thank you for giving me something to do till the end of my days.
Sincerely,
Marie Garprette
PS Bulma, let Goku eat as many apples and oranges from the orchard as he wants.
They all read this note at the same time, and Bulma finished first. She had looked up to thank the old lady, but she was gone.
"Oh my god, that old la- I mean Marie is only the nicest, thank you Marie" said Goku, without even looking up. "She is gone" said Chi Chi.
"Well, I guess we should summon the dragon" said Bulma.
They walked into the middle of the pasture, arranged the dragonballs.
"Shenron, I summon you!" shouted Bulma.
Authors Note: Well guys, I decided to write this chapter and put it out on Christmas Eve as a little Christmas present. Well, Merry Christmas! And to all those who don't celebrate Christmas, this is just a present. Happy Holidays everyone!