Authors Note: Hey, Happy New Year!! Well, many things have happened this year, many memorable things. Review
The September 11th tragedy, the war in Afghanistan, Vegeta was killed, but that's another story, the fic you are reading right now. Hee hee heh. Well, this is being written on my review new computer! YAY!!!! Pentium 4, CD Burner, blahdy blah blah. Hee hee heh.
Why do I always say that? review The world may never know.... Gosh I'm hyper today. @.@ SUGAR BUZZ!!!! Or it review could be the lack of oxygen to the brain. Oh, and did I remember to tell you guys to REVIEW?? I HOPE NOT!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ::catching breath::
Well then, I suppose you want me to get on with the fic? DO YA FEEL LUCKY? PUNKS!!!! Gosh I'm to hyper today! Well, actually I want to write a kinda long chapter, OR DO I??
On with the fic!
"Shenron, I summon you!" shouted Bulma again. Nothing happened. "What the fuck!" she shouted.
A voice inside her head, one of the many, said, "NO DAMNIT! You are supposed to say, Shenron, come forth to grant my wishes"
She acknowledged her head-voice and shouted, "Shenron, come forth and grant my wishes!"
And again nothing happened. "Damn it Shenron, come out you dumb ass dragon!" she shouted uncontrollably.
Then the sky became dark, and lightning flashed from the clouds beginning to form over their heads.
Then a flash of light emerged from the dragonballs and started to twist and turn and at the end of the light a dragon's head shape appeared.
At the same time the rest of the light became solid, became the dragons body. "What's your problem bitch? I was just trying to get ready for my grand entrance!" shouted Shenron.
The dragon cleared his throat. "Now, what are your wishes?" asked Shenron. "Well mister attitude, sorry" said Bulma.
"Well, I wish that you bring Vegeta back!" she shouted. Goku and Chi Chi just stood there waiting anxiously.
"Very well" said Shenron, and a red light appeared in his eyes and before him, there stood Vegeta.
"Bulma!" he shouted and ran towards her and brought her into a deep, passionate kiss.
Authors note: Well, how'd you like it? I liked it, it was easy to write. Hey, don't worry, just kidding! This isn't the end! Hee hee heh. Well, on with the fic!
Goku stepped up to the dragon. "Shenron, can you read my wish in my head" asked Goku.
"Yes, I can" replied Shenron. "Your wish is granted" he said. Suddenly, Vegeta and Goku both hit the ground at the same time, grabbing their rears in pain.
The dragon turned into the light again, and disappeared into the dragonballs, which flew to 6 corners of the earth.
The pain immediately stopped, and Goku and Vegeta simply put their new grown appendages away, hidden.
Goku went to Chi Chi and whispered in her ear, "In a few more nights, we will be having some fun" And Chi Chi just smirked.
Goku and Chi Chi looked over to Bulma and Vegeta and just saw them making out. "Well, does that give you any ideas babe?" asked Chi Chi.
(Gosh guys, I'm suffering a HUGE writers block. ;_; Well, hmm, if I make this chapter short, I can put a lemon in the next chapter... hmmm ::grins evilly:: )
"Oh yeah" said Goku, grabbing Chi Chi by the waist, and bringing her into a kiss, licking her lips with his tongue, begging to be let in, and then he was.
Bulma and Vegeta were rolling around in the leaves, not even thinking about letting each other go, ever again.
"Vegeta" she said, breaking the kissing. "Yeah?" he said, moving back on her. "I love you, and I have missed you more than anything in the world" she cooed.
"Well, I have missed you too" he said, kissing her again. "What was it like, where you were at?" she asked curiously.
"Well, we'll save that for later, talk later, kiss now" he said. As they kissed, it wasn't like all the other make out sessions Vegeta had had with all those other wenches.
He felt love, not just his hormones getting a hold of him, he felt that he was in love with someone, and that that person was Bulma Briefs.
He entered his tongue into her mouth, explored every bump, every ripple, every detail of her mouth.
Back to Goku and Chi Chi.
As they rolled around on the ground, Chi Chi felt something around Goku's waist. 'What the fuck is this? It's furry, hell, that can't be right, he can't have a tail, it was cut off, Vegeta's too.
But then what the hell... no, that couldn't have been Goku's wish, to bring back his and Vegeta's tails, could it?'
"Goku", she asked, breaking their kiss, "you didn't wish back you and Vegeta's tails did you?" "Well of course not, what would be the point of them?" he replied.
He brought them back into another kiss, entwining their tongues.
Bulma sat on her bed that night smiling. She was so happy that her Veggie-chan was back. She was so happy that she couldn't stand it.
At Vegeta's home:
Vegeta stood on his doorstep, and took a deep breath, and he rang the doorbell. He heard footsteps, and his mother opened the door. "Hi mom" he said.
He mother stood there for a minute, and then fainted to the floor with a thud. His father came over to see what happened and looked at Vegeta in shock.
"What have you done with our son!" he shouted. "Who are you?" he asked. "Dad, it's me, Vegeta, or as you call me, or used to call me, Vegetable Brains" said Vegeta amazingly calm.
"Son, is that really you? But, but" he started stuttering, "that bastard morther fucker.." started Mr. Vegeta, "he shot you son, how did you come back? That Bulma girls crazy idea couldn't of worked. Did it?" Mr. Vegeta said.
"Dad, it did work. And Bulma's not crazy, well, she crazy in a good way" replied Vegeta looking at his feet.
"What? Oh, well, get in here now son!" said his father, crying from joy. Vegeta carried him mother onto a chair and woke her up.
"Mom, it's me" he said, and told her the whole story. Then his mother just hugged him, for a very long time, (But not even half as long as Vegeta and Bulma making out.)
Back at Bulma's house:
Bulma decided to call Chi Chi. She picked up the phone and dialed her number. "Hello?" asked the voice of Chi Chi at the other end.
"Hey, it's me" said Bulma. "So, what's up?" asked Chi Chi. "Nothin much" said Bulma, a tear starting to trickle down her cheek.
Bulma sniffed. "Hey girl, what's wrong?" asked Chi Chi, worried about her friend. "Well, 'sniff' remember when I told you that Higo came to my house that night?" "Yeah, I remember"
"And I didn't get a chance to tell you what happened?" cried Bulma.
"Yeah?"
"Well, he had a gun, and, and" cried Bulma, but then crying uncontrollably.
"He didn't hurt you, did he?" asked Chi Chi, getting very angry, thinking abour visiting Higo, and bringing her frying pan with her.
"Yes, 'sniff' he did" said Bulma, remembering that awful thing.
"WHAT THE FUCK DID THAT LITTLE BASTARD DO?" shouted Chi Chi with an uncontrollable rage.
"He r-r-raped me!" cried Bulma.
"WHAT THE FUCK! I'M GOING TO HIS HOUSE NOW TO KILL THAT LIL' SUN OF A BITCH!" screamed Chi Chi.
"No Chi Chi!" cried Bulma, her hair all in her face now. "Don't get involved in this" she cried.
"Why not?" asked Chi Chi.
"I don't want you to get hurt" said Bulma.
Authors Note: Well guys, hope that it was long enough for ya! Happy New Years! I hope I can post it today, something is wrong with our phone line, and, if not I will just put it on a floppy and post it at my friends house. :) Well, cya!
~Gohan
Authors PS: YOU MUST REVIEW!!! I NEED 80 REVIEWS BEFORE I POST THE NEXT CHAPTER!! I NEED THOSE REVIEWS!! PLEASE!! IF YOU WANNA READ MORE ALL SCREWED UP YOU HAVE TO REVIEW. I don't write for reviews, but ::sniff:: sometimes I fell my work goes unnoticed. Oh well, cya!
The September 11th tragedy, the war in Afghanistan, Vegeta was killed, but that's another story, the fic you are reading right now. Hee hee heh. Well, this is being written on my review new computer! YAY!!!! Pentium 4, CD Burner, blahdy blah blah. Hee hee heh.
Why do I always say that? review The world may never know.... Gosh I'm hyper today. @.@ SUGAR BUZZ!!!! Or it review could be the lack of oxygen to the brain. Oh, and did I remember to tell you guys to REVIEW?? I HOPE NOT!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ::catching breath::
Well then, I suppose you want me to get on with the fic? DO YA FEEL LUCKY? PUNKS!!!! Gosh I'm to hyper today! Well, actually I want to write a kinda long chapter, OR DO I??
On with the fic!
"Shenron, I summon you!" shouted Bulma again. Nothing happened. "What the fuck!" she shouted.
A voice inside her head, one of the many, said, "NO DAMNIT! You are supposed to say, Shenron, come forth to grant my wishes"
She acknowledged her head-voice and shouted, "Shenron, come forth and grant my wishes!"
And again nothing happened. "Damn it Shenron, come out you dumb ass dragon!" she shouted uncontrollably.
Then the sky became dark, and lightning flashed from the clouds beginning to form over their heads.
Then a flash of light emerged from the dragonballs and started to twist and turn and at the end of the light a dragon's head shape appeared.
At the same time the rest of the light became solid, became the dragons body. "What's your problem bitch? I was just trying to get ready for my grand entrance!" shouted Shenron.
The dragon cleared his throat. "Now, what are your wishes?" asked Shenron. "Well mister attitude, sorry" said Bulma.
"Well, I wish that you bring Vegeta back!" she shouted. Goku and Chi Chi just stood there waiting anxiously.
"Very well" said Shenron, and a red light appeared in his eyes and before him, there stood Vegeta.
"Bulma!" he shouted and ran towards her and brought her into a deep, passionate kiss.
Authors note: Well, how'd you like it? I liked it, it was easy to write. Hey, don't worry, just kidding! This isn't the end! Hee hee heh. Well, on with the fic!
Goku stepped up to the dragon. "Shenron, can you read my wish in my head" asked Goku.
"Yes, I can" replied Shenron. "Your wish is granted" he said. Suddenly, Vegeta and Goku both hit the ground at the same time, grabbing their rears in pain.
The dragon turned into the light again, and disappeared into the dragonballs, which flew to 6 corners of the earth.
The pain immediately stopped, and Goku and Vegeta simply put their new grown appendages away, hidden.
Goku went to Chi Chi and whispered in her ear, "In a few more nights, we will be having some fun" And Chi Chi just smirked.
Goku and Chi Chi looked over to Bulma and Vegeta and just saw them making out. "Well, does that give you any ideas babe?" asked Chi Chi.
(Gosh guys, I'm suffering a HUGE writers block. ;_; Well, hmm, if I make this chapter short, I can put a lemon in the next chapter... hmmm ::grins evilly:: )
"Oh yeah" said Goku, grabbing Chi Chi by the waist, and bringing her into a kiss, licking her lips with his tongue, begging to be let in, and then he was.
Bulma and Vegeta were rolling around in the leaves, not even thinking about letting each other go, ever again.
"Vegeta" she said, breaking the kissing. "Yeah?" he said, moving back on her. "I love you, and I have missed you more than anything in the world" she cooed.
"Well, I have missed you too" he said, kissing her again. "What was it like, where you were at?" she asked curiously.
"Well, we'll save that for later, talk later, kiss now" he said. As they kissed, it wasn't like all the other make out sessions Vegeta had had with all those other wenches.
He felt love, not just his hormones getting a hold of him, he felt that he was in love with someone, and that that person was Bulma Briefs.
He entered his tongue into her mouth, explored every bump, every ripple, every detail of her mouth.
Back to Goku and Chi Chi.
As they rolled around on the ground, Chi Chi felt something around Goku's waist. 'What the fuck is this? It's furry, hell, that can't be right, he can't have a tail, it was cut off, Vegeta's too.
But then what the hell... no, that couldn't have been Goku's wish, to bring back his and Vegeta's tails, could it?'
"Goku", she asked, breaking their kiss, "you didn't wish back you and Vegeta's tails did you?" "Well of course not, what would be the point of them?" he replied.
He brought them back into another kiss, entwining their tongues.
Bulma sat on her bed that night smiling. She was so happy that her Veggie-chan was back. She was so happy that she couldn't stand it.
At Vegeta's home:
Vegeta stood on his doorstep, and took a deep breath, and he rang the doorbell. He heard footsteps, and his mother opened the door. "Hi mom" he said.
He mother stood there for a minute, and then fainted to the floor with a thud. His father came over to see what happened and looked at Vegeta in shock.
"What have you done with our son!" he shouted. "Who are you?" he asked. "Dad, it's me, Vegeta, or as you call me, or used to call me, Vegetable Brains" said Vegeta amazingly calm.
"Son, is that really you? But, but" he started stuttering, "that bastard morther fucker.." started Mr. Vegeta, "he shot you son, how did you come back? That Bulma girls crazy idea couldn't of worked. Did it?" Mr. Vegeta said.
"Dad, it did work. And Bulma's not crazy, well, she crazy in a good way" replied Vegeta looking at his feet.
"What? Oh, well, get in here now son!" said his father, crying from joy. Vegeta carried him mother onto a chair and woke her up.
"Mom, it's me" he said, and told her the whole story. Then his mother just hugged him, for a very long time, (But not even half as long as Vegeta and Bulma making out.)
Back at Bulma's house:
Bulma decided to call Chi Chi. She picked up the phone and dialed her number. "Hello?" asked the voice of Chi Chi at the other end.
"Hey, it's me" said Bulma. "So, what's up?" asked Chi Chi. "Nothin much" said Bulma, a tear starting to trickle down her cheek.
Bulma sniffed. "Hey girl, what's wrong?" asked Chi Chi, worried about her friend. "Well, 'sniff' remember when I told you that Higo came to my house that night?" "Yeah, I remember"
"And I didn't get a chance to tell you what happened?" cried Bulma.
"Yeah?"
"Well, he had a gun, and, and" cried Bulma, but then crying uncontrollably.
"He didn't hurt you, did he?" asked Chi Chi, getting very angry, thinking abour visiting Higo, and bringing her frying pan with her.
"Yes, 'sniff' he did" said Bulma, remembering that awful thing.
"WHAT THE FUCK DID THAT LITTLE BASTARD DO?" shouted Chi Chi with an uncontrollable rage.
"He r-r-raped me!" cried Bulma.
"WHAT THE FUCK! I'M GOING TO HIS HOUSE NOW TO KILL THAT LIL' SUN OF A BITCH!" screamed Chi Chi.
"No Chi Chi!" cried Bulma, her hair all in her face now. "Don't get involved in this" she cried.
"Why not?" asked Chi Chi.
"I don't want you to get hurt" said Bulma.
Authors Note: Well guys, hope that it was long enough for ya! Happy New Years! I hope I can post it today, something is wrong with our phone line, and, if not I will just put it on a floppy and post it at my friends house. :) Well, cya!
~Gohan
Authors PS: YOU MUST REVIEW!!! I NEED 80 REVIEWS BEFORE I POST THE NEXT CHAPTER!! I NEED THOSE REVIEWS!! PLEASE!! IF YOU WANNA READ MORE ALL SCREWED UP YOU HAVE TO REVIEW. I don't write for reviews, but ::sniff:: sometimes I fell my work goes unnoticed. Oh well, cya!