Hey Peoples,

This will contain a lemony lime can't decide which right now. Well yeah this story is going to suck for Naruto I love the little guy but he must suffer for a bit I don't want him to but for the story Oh I'll make it up to him, maybe let him win a lifetime supply of Ramen or something. Naruto will be strong I promise don't worry. So yeah Sakura's a major Bitch, Sasuke is a moron who really needs to get over the whole "true Shinobis show no emotion" and Naruto well he's on the road to truly finding himself, the one personality he can be without trying to make people happy.

Now on with the story

"Naruto…" Sakura growled out, apparently the sight of Naruto and Sasuke looking like they just had a huge make out fest had fused inner Sakura with outer Sakura. The Result, Hell walking the earth. "WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE TO SASUKE YOU STUPID DEMON IF YOU WEREN'T MY TEAMMATE I WOULD FUCKING KILL YOU MOTHER FUCKING ASS RIGHT HERE AND NOW. DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM SASUKE-KUN!!!!!" Sakura yelled, as she rushed Naruto and tackled him to the floor while starting to beat the crap out of him. "SASUKE-KUN IS MINE AND NO DUMB BLONDE ESPECIALLY A DEMON FOX IS GOING TO STEAL HIM AWAY FROM ME!!!!" Sakura yelled, as she started to choke Naruto who just looked at her with his dead eyes.

"Get off of me." Naruto said, his voice didn't even sound as if the very essence that gives him life is being strangled out of him.

"EXCUSE ME!!!" Sakura shouted, shocked that Naruto wasn't passing out least of all flaring his arms all about.

"I said…GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME YOU STUPID OBSESSED FREAK!!! You want Sasuke fine, take him I couldn't care less. Now remove yourself from me or I show you how much of a Demon I can be." Naruto said, he was pissed, hurt, positive that the wounds they just spent bandaging up were open again, and to have some pink haired bitch screaming at him for something that wasn't even his fault was really starting to make him mad, and no not that annoyed mad that people show when people act like asses but the mad where the person just snaps cause a build of horrible events has just occurred.(AN. Trust me its not pleasant I did that once to my sister I punched her in the eye, I am a girl just so you know. But yeah I bought her as much stuff as I could to say sorry. But believe me it's a scary sight.)

"Who the hell do you think you are!" Sakura snarled, Naruto just looked at her, waited about 30 seconds and when he saw she wasn't moving he expelled a lot of Chakra from all points kind of like the Hyuuga's Kaiten only he didn't spin but Sakura did go flying even Sasuke was pushed back with the amount of force Naruto just let off.

"Let me tell you who I am SA-KU-RA I am a person you don't want to fuck with. I tried to be nice to you, I tried to be nice to both of you. But nooooo you just had to act like the bitches you guys are. Well you know what I'm sick and fucking tired of trying to please you people. Don't you ever start to think you're better then me you stupid little pink haired twit. You may have the brains but hate to break it to you, you can't use em worth shit oh and also here's a newsflash Shikamaru's smarter then you and you wanna know why not because of his genius level IQ but because he can utilize his smarts in combat you, well lets just say you have to be the worst excuse of a Shinobi in years past and probably in the future as well. Hell Konohamaru is better then you and he's just a kid." Naruto said, laughing at Sakura's shocked expression.

"Sasuke-Kun please tell Naruto that he shouldn't go around trying to make everyone else look bad just so that he can even register on the Richter scale of GOOD shinobi's please Sasuke-Kun." Sakura said, as she draped her self on Sasuke, making Naruto's eyes flash a startling yellow color.

"Oh and another thing Sakura-bitch Sasuke's not interested especially not in some clingy, over-bearing, screeching dumbass twit like your self. Oh and he's also into guy if his past molestations of me at the river are any indication.

"Why you…."Sakura started, but was cut off by Naruto.

"Oh shove it, I've talked enough let's get back, I promised the old Hag I'd keep the Pervert-Sensei away." Naruto said, as he started to walk back down the road towards Konoha, leaving a shocked Sasuke and a steaming Sakura.

"Oh just you wait, you stupid demon." Sakura grumbled, as she started to follow Naruto while tugging a still shocked Sasuke alone, refusing to release his wrist incase Naruto tried to seduce him again seeing as that was probably what he did.

'Naruto…damn couldn't have brought down the bitch better.' Sasuke thought, and started to smirk as memories of the kiss came back into his mind. 'Ooohhh yeah definitely going to have to get him. You will be mine Naruto, I think the fox is my new favorite animal. Not to mention you're power could be what I need to destroy Itachi, screw the snake, that comes at too high of a price, the revenge wouldn't even be my own.' Sasuke thought, not taking his eyes off of Naruto's nice toned ass for a second. 'Oh yes, I hope you're as wild in the bedroom as you are in real life.' Sasuke thought, his mind starting to take a nosedive in too perverts country.

'Naruto just you wait, I'll tell everyone your secret, you'll be kicked out and when you are I'll be there to laugh at you, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned Naruto. You will learn fear.' Sakura thought, her grip on Sasuke tightening enough so that Sasuke was not only pulled out of his perverted thought, just in time to before a certain bulge in his pants became to noticeable, but as well as bring his attention that he was currently attached to a certain pink haired whore who in his just recent fantasy was roasting on a spit while he dominated Naruto.

"Let go of me." Sasuke stated, as he suddenly stopped.

"Huh?" Sakura said, as she looked at Sasuke like she didn't know what was going on.

"I said let go of me." Sasuke stated again, not even bothering to look at Sakura but instead decide to watch Naruto who was currently looking at Sakura like if she didn't room the hand that was around Sasuke's wrist he would rip it off and shove it down her throat. Said appendage actually started to stroke Sasuke's arm.

"But Sasuke-Kun how will we let everyone know that we're together." Sakura tried to purr, but thankfully she failed miserably.

"Oh yes Sasuke-Kun must let all your adoring fans know that you've chosen to settle down with a twit who likes to dye her hair horrifying colors." Naruto purred, and his tone of voice sent blood rushing towards Sasuke's groin.

"Not even if she was the last female alive to restart my clan." Sasuke merely stated, and wrenched his arm away from Sakura and walked towards Naruto and grabbed said boy's collar when he started to walk past him leaving Sakura to stare at Sasuke with tears in her eyes.

"You know if you wanted to dump her you could have done it without dragging me away as well, now she'll think I'm doing naughty things to you and that I've somehow corrupted your mind with my evil demons." Naruto said, as Sasuke pulled him farther down the road out of Sakura's line of sight.

with Sakura

"Damn Naruto, I bet he's now doing naughty things to Sasuke-kun and has corrupted poor Sasuke-kun's mind with his evil demon powers! Don't worry Sasuke-kun your beloved Sakura will save you from that evil filth's clutches.

Back with Naruto and Sasuke

"So why aren't you." Sasuke asked, leaning against a tree while looking down at Naruto.

"Do what?" Naruto asked, not really getting the gist of what Sasuke was saying,

"Have your wicked wicked way with me." Sasuke breathed into Naruto's ear as he leaned into Naruto, only stopping cause he started to nibble on Naruto's ear.

"Aahhh Sa…Sa…Sasuke what…..ooooohhh…..what are you doing….Oh god…to me." Naruto moaned, Sasuke had somehow switched places and now had Naruto up against the tree he was previously against.

"Well…seeing as how you were taking your time to respond I decided to have my wicked wicked way with you." Sasuke stated, as he started to bite, like, kiss, and suck his way down Naruto's throat.

"But…But…Don't you hate me…"Naruto got out, as he remembered the response Sasuke gave him when they found out about his current resident housed inside his body, or should he say lack there of.

"Don't be stupid…" Sasuke said, lips still pressed against Naruto's neck so the affect was quite stimulating to say the least.

"But…"Naruto managed to get out before Sasuke's lips were on his, moving in an intense heated moment. Everything Naruto was about to say left his mind as soon as Sasuke's lips met Naruto's.

"Mine." Sasuke whispered, against Naruto's lips as he paused to breath. Naruto was still trying to get his breath back and was clinging desperately to Sasuke. Something was happening to him and he didn't know what. So he did the only thing he could do. He fainted. "Oh for the love of…"Sasuke muttered, until he looked at Naruto and saw that there might be something wrong with him. "Naruto…" Sasuke whispered, as he started to shake Naruto, but Naruto wasn't going to wake up anytime soon. "Alright Dobe time to get you home." Sasuke said, and just as he picked up Naruto, Sakura came bursting in screaming something like 'Naruto remove your evil clutches from Sasuke-kun's mind' or something like that. "Lets Go." Sasuke said, as he took to the trees and started to sprint towards Konoha.

1 hour later

"HOKAGE-SAMA!!" Sasuke yelled, as he burst into Tsunade's office startling her along with the room's occupants.

"Yes Sasuke what is it." Tsunade asked, then took notice of his haggard appearance and the small bundle he was caring. "OH GOD!! What happened to Naruto?!?!?!?" Tsunade yelled, as she took Naruto and laid him down on the bed she had in her office.

"Hokage-same you have more important matters then to tend to that sleeping demon." One of the men in Tsunade's office said.

"Care to repeat that Kiro-san." Tsunade growled, as she turned around to glare at Kiro.

"Well clearly Uchiha-san needs more attention the poor boy looks like he's about to pass out at any moment." Kiro stated, clearly not caring that Tsunade was about to murder him.

"Kiro shut up." Jiriaya stated as he put a hand on Tsunade's shoulder.

"Kiro do you know of whom you are speaking about." Tsunade asked, in a sugary sweet voice.

"Yes that abomination that killed my sister and father." Kiro stated, as if it was as clear as the sun.

"THAT'S MY LITTLE BROTHER YOU STUPID JACKASS AND IF YOU EVER REFER TO HIM AS A DEMON I'LL SEAL A DEMON INSIDE OF YOU AND SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT GOT IT!!!" Tsunade yelled, as Jiriaya strained to hold her back.

"Yes, Hokage-sama, I did not mean to offend you." Kiro said, terrified of what may happen to him if Jiriaya let go of Tsunade right then.

"Leave Kiro, I can't hold her back much longer." Jiriaya ordered, strain clearly heard in his voice. He didn't need to tell Kiro twice he was gone before Jiriaya even finished. "Well that worked well." Jiriaya remarked, as Tsunade calmed down enough to let go but that didn't mean that Jiriaya was going to let go.

"Jiriaya you can let go of me now." Tsunade said, but all Jiriaya did was tighten his hold on her.

"But I love it when you're in my arms." Jiriaya said, squeezing Tsunade's waist just for emphasis.

"That may be true you idiot but we do have an audience and as well as I love kicking the crap out of you my little brother needs my attention more." Tsunade said, as she elbowed Jiriaya in the face.

"Alright, alright no need to get violent." Jiriaya said, then turned towards Sasuke. "Now dear boy you will tell me what happened to my precious student or so help me god you will find out why I'm one of the legendary Sennin." Jiriaya said, as Sasuke just looked at him with fear, just then Sakura burst in breathing wildly looking for Sasuke.

"SASUKE!!! You're alright!" Sakura yelled, as she latched onto Sasuke. "I had thought that, that evil demon had gotten to you but I see that even with a demon inside of him you are still the strongest." Sakura gushed, pressing herself even closer to Sasuke who was currently resisting the urge to take a kunai and slit her throat with it.

"What did you just call my brother." Tsunade asked, as she continued to check over Naruto.

"I called him an Evil Demon, honestly Hokage-sama how can you let the wild animal run around on guarded. He could have gone insane and hurt poor Sasuke-kun." Sakura said, batting her eyes at Sasuke who was hovering over Naruto and restraining himself from introducing Sakura to the world of pain and torture.

"Jiriaya" Tsunade said, to the man glaring at Sakura in the corner.

"Yes Tsunade." Jiriaya asked, trying to dispel the mini rasengan that just formed in his hand in his anger.

"Will you please escort Ms. Haruno outside of the building and have a word with her on how to treat people with respect especially when their the ones that sacrificed their lives for her to live happily." Tsunade asked, brushing the hair away from Naruto's face.

"Of course, Ms. Haruno if you will please follow me." Jiriaya said, and when he saw that Sakura was about to protest. "Now Ms. Haruno I would like to get this over with as fast as I can and return to my other star students side so if you will please move your ass and get over Sasuke right now." Jiriaya said, with an edge to his voice that left no room for objection.

"Okay." Sakura muttered, embarrassed that she was being kicked out of the Hokage's office. She then left with Jiriaya following her making motions that he would kill her if she doesn't stop bashing on Naruto.

"That bitch is not allowed in this office except to get her missions or if she is coming here to formally apologize to my brother." Tsunade said, activating a special Jutsu on the Hokage office which would bar anyone from entering unless for a certain reason. But that jutsu only goes so far, if one knows how to crack it they can break in easily.

In Naruto's mind

"Ugh…where am I, what's going on. Oh shit Sasuke kissed me again." Naruto muttered, then looked up only to find himself looking up at a familiar looking pair of Gates with a spiraling seal identical to the one on his stomach.

"I was wondering when you would get here brat." A voice muttered, from inside the cage.

"Oi! Kyuubi-sama why'd you bring me here?" Naruto questioned, the great demon that appeared in front of him.

"Have you noticed anything unusual going on kit, certain feelings or needs?" Kyuubi asked. Naruto just looked at the demon like it was crazy.

"Yeah do you know why?" Naruto asked, trying to see if he can get some help on what's wrong with him.

"One question before I answer your question, kit do you think I'm male or female?" Kyuubi asked, anticipating Naruto's answer with a knowing smile.

"Aahhh, male?" Naruto responded, scratching his head not getting the reason for that particular question.

"I'm actually female Naruto." Kyuubi responded its voice suddenly dropping to a low purring croon.

"WHAT!!!!" Naruto yelled shocked especially when the seal on his cage started to break. "What what's going on Kyuubi what are you doing." Naruto yelled, not sure what was going on.

"The seal was made for a male demon, you silly humans thought that males were the strongest hate to break it but females were just as equally strong sometimes more so but hey that's in every species." Kyuubi said, when she finished the seal completely broke. Naruto braced himself for the backlash of power that's sure to erase his existence then. "Naruto…why are you cringing?" Kyuubi asked as she padded towards Naruto's stiff form and proceeded to lick his face.

"Huh? But Kyuubi aren't you going to take over my body and go back to destroying Konoha like you did before you were sealed." Naruto asked, as Kyuubi curled herself around his body.

"Naruto did you know why I attacked Konoha." Kyuubi asked, as she continued to like Naruto's face and neck.

"N…no…" Naruto breathed, he was feeling funny sensations in his stomach from Kyuubi's actions.

"Did you know that demons have a mate that they stay with for all eternity." Kyuubi said, as she continued to nuzzle Naruto.

"No…"Naruto said, trying really hard to follow what Kyuubi was saying but what she was doing was making his mind go fuzzy.

"Well they do, and guess what it wasn't my intentions to attack Konoha I felt the presence of my mate here, but as soon as you're Shinobi saw me they launched and attack. Sheesh those fools you would think if you see a demon coming in peace you would greet it with peace not deadly jutsus. Oh well, I found my mate only to find that there was something funny going on." Kyuubi said, as her body started to morph from being in a fox form to that of a girl only a little bit older then Naruto.

"Something funny…" Naruto breathed, as he felt a mouth latch onto his neck.

"Mmhhmm. I found that I had two mates, well two parts that would make up one mate. And wouldn't you know it, I would be sealed in one part of my mate." Kyuubi grinned, as she said that last part, and started trailing her hands up and down Naruto's sides.

"Okay now that that's all sorted out what about my feelings towards Sasuke." Naruto moaned, as Kyuubi's hands scratched his back.

"Well one thing I should tell you before I answer your question is is that during part of the sealing process the fourth unintentionally altered your genetic makeup." Kyuubi said, as she started to unbutton Naruto's shirt.

"Wait! I'm not a girl so why should I have make-up?" Naruto asked, brain still really foggy from what Kyuubi was doing.

"Not that kind of Make up you idiot, but the kind that decides things like your hair or eye color. Now what he altered actually transformed parts of you into that of a demon so I guess you could call your self a Hanyou, but you now also feel the pull of having a mate but in your case you also feel the pull of you other half." Kyuubi said, taking on of Naruto's nipples into her mouth and swirled it around lightly nipping on it from time to time.

"Oh god." Naruto moaned as he felt himself going weak in the knees and started to fall to the floor. "But…but…" Naruto started, not quite sure on how to finish his question.

"How do I know that I'm your mate, well for one thing if I wasn't you would be feeling very angry right now, same goes for Sasuke, don't worry not that the seal is broken I can have my own body, now where was I oh yes." Kyuubi crooned, as her hand that had been gently caressing Naruto's stomach now darted into Naruto's pants.

"HOLY SHIT!!" Naruto yelled, as he felt himself being pumped by Kyuubi's skilled hands.

"Oh it gets better, but I'd prefer to do that in an actually body." Kyuubi said, as she then proceeded to plunder Naruto's mouth. Continuing in this manner Naruto soon lost himself in a haze of passion that had been following him ever since Sasuke kissed him.

Back in Tsunade's office

"Sasuke I need you to tell me exactly what happened on your mission." Tsuande asked, as she continued to wipe away the sweat that had formed on Naruto's forehead.

"We transported the villager to his destination safely but when we got there we were attacked. Apparently this group had already killed the villager's family including one of his daughters. Well we killed off the group of bandits but then the man went crazy. He started pointing at Naruto like it was his fault his family was dead. He then started going on about how Naruto was the Kyuubi, we didn't believe it at first but when we saw the seal on his stomach where his shirt had ripped we started to see that it was true. After that we just left, our mission was done and Naruto was being blamed for something he had no control over." Sasuke said, his hands started to squeeze the hand of Naruto's that they currently held, he then went further into depth of the fight, and what happened on the way home. "I didn't say anything, I didn't care he was still the loud mouth Dobe that helped bring me back from Orochimaru's clutches. But Sakura, she changed, I knew she didn't like Naruto but this was to the extreme before she pulled her punches a little now when ever she would hit Naruto it would be full force if it wasn't from Naruto's ability to take a beating I don't think him being passed out would be the majority of our problems. Why did Sakura act like that Tsunade-hime, she wouldn't stop calling him a demon. He's not a demon and god damn it, if she thinks I'm going to let her get away with treating him like this. He's my best friend, does she honestly think I'd turn on him knowing that he had his chance for a normal life taken away before he could even fight for it. She's more of an idiot then I originally thought." Sasuke said, wishing he could show more affection for Naruto but wasn't sure how Tsunade would take it.

"Sasuke are you sure your telling me everything. Cause as I see it some of these wounds don't add up to your story." Tsunade said, gesturing to Naruto's lacerated shoulder.

"Yeah, when we went to sleep last night Naruto had a nightmare, when I woke him up he had all these wounds on him, it was odd, really, really odd." Sasuke said, giving into the urge and brushed Naruto's bangs back from his face.

Tsunade smiled knowingly "Alright but seeing as I can't see anything life threatening you are going to be in charge of him. You both are going to be on vacation for the next two months. And no arguing Sasuke I've seen how you both work your selves into the grounds, plus Naruto needs this, no doubt Sakura will go and tell everyone about Naruto's pass, I know the majority will stand by him, but the ones who don't know Naruto may lead an attack on him." Tsunade said, as she continued to check over her adopted little brother. All of a sudden the seal on Naruto's stomach flared up then disappeared. "WHAT!?!?!" Tsunade shouted, checking over Naruto, nothing else had changed except for the seal, Kyuubi's power even remained where it was. After Fifteen minutes of continues analyzing Tsunade realized that she wouldn't be able to figure out what happened till Naruto woke up. "Sasuke take Naruto back to your house, do not leave it for the next two months unless it is to report to me on any changes in Naruto's health or attitude or if it is to get food. God knows I don't think you could keep enough Ramen stocked in that house to appease that boy." Tsunade muttered, as she sent Sasuke home with a slumbering Naruto cradled once again in his arms.

"Come on Dobe lets get you home." Sasuke murmured, as he took to the trees towards his house.

At Sasuke's House

"Now where to put you." Sasuke said, as he moved through his house, he had sold the Uchiha Manor years ago, to many memories, and now had a fairly large four bedroom house.

"Sa…Sasu…Ke…" Naruto murmured, from within Sasuke's grasp.

"NARUTO!!! Are you alright what happened." Sasuke asked, as he finally got to the bedroom that was right by his.

"Sasuke what? What's going on?" Naruto asked, as he was placed on a bed.

"Tsuande put us on house arrest for the next two months, sorry dobe you're stuck with me." Sasuke said, as he noticed that Naruto was nodding off again.

"Hmmm…well she'll be happy to hear that." Naruto muttered eyes starting to slide close until they snapped open this time any signs of tiredness were erased with in an instant, and an almost predatory look crossed Naruto's face. "Oh Sasuke…" Naruto purred, propping himself up, into a more comfortable position and started to crawl towards Sasuke on the bed.

"Yes Naruto?" Sasuke asked, trying very hard not to notice the very sexy looking blonde in front of him.

"I still owe you for what you did in the forest." Naruto growled, as he grabbed Sasuke and through him on the bed next to him and got up to straddle him.

"Huh?!?!?" Sasuke barely got out before he felt a very soft buy firm mouth attach to his.

"I know something you don't know." Naruto murmured, as he started to kiss and lick his way down Sasuke's throat earning pleased moans and groans in response.

"Oh…what is that." Sasuke breathed as Naruto latched onto his throat in a spot that sent blood rushing right to his groin.

"Oh something that I think will make you very, very, VERY HAPPY!" Naruto said punctuating each very with a grind of his hips to Sasuke's.

"OH god!" Sasuke cried, as he flipped their positions and started to pound into Naruto through their clothes. "Oh god." Sasuke cried again as he found release on one particular thrust.

"Him…." Naruto purred, as he once again flipped their positions so that he was snuggled up on Sasuke's chest. Hey being 5'6 when your new boy friend is 6'3 is definitely a plus.

"So…what were you mentioning before we…" Sasuke said, as he pressed Naruto closer to him to start biting on his neck.

"Oh well you know how I'm a demon. OUCH SASUKE THAT HURT!" Naruto cried, as Sasuke bit a little extra hard on his neck when he heard that one statement. "Okay okay, you know how I have a demon sealed in me, well I know why she attacked Konoha and it has to do with us." Naruto said, as Sasuke sat up so that his back was leaning against the head board on his bed with Naruto once again straddling him.

"And what may that be." Sasuke said, as he continued to his ministrations on Naruto's neck and started to remove the blonde's shirt.

"That Kyuubi is actually is a girl for one, and that we're her mate." Naruto moaned, as Sasuke's hands trailed up and down his chest.

"Oh really, anything else." Sasuke said, as he bent down to take one of Naruto's nipples in his mouth.

"Only that she no longer is bound to me and wants to meet her." Naruto moaned at the combined feel of Sasuke's mouth and hands on his body.

"Okay as long as she doesn't try to hurt you." Sasuke said, not really paying attention more concerned with the blond beauty laying wantonly in his arms.

"So nice to see the party has started without me." A female voice said beside Sasuke as he felt another presence straddle him and start to caress his face. When Sasuke looked up he was met with a pair of startling red eyes with slits framed by flaming red hair that was tipped with black. All in all the girl that was currently doing naughty things to Naruto's neck was extremely hot and the picture of her with Naruto was extremely turning Naruto on.

"Who are you?" Sasuke asked as Naruto arched in the girls grasp pressing his groin into closer contact with Sasuke's.

"I am Kyuubi, and a very, very sexually frustrated demon who needs the attention of her mates very, very soon." Kyuubi stated, as she positioned her self between Sasuke and Naruto so that Naruto was sitting on Sasuke's lap and Kyuubi was sitting on Naruto's lap.

"Okay then…and I know you won't hurt Naruto how." Sasuke stated, but his questioned was answer with Kyuubi's further actions.

"Because would I give him a lap dance if I intended to kill him. Oh no you silly hunk, I plan to keep you two alive for a very, very long time." Kyuubi said, arching her body so that she pressed down on Naruto and twisting her neck to kiss Sasuke. What followed was a big mass of passionate sex and by the end of the night Kyuubi was no longer sexually frustrated.

That's all for right now folks, sorry no sex scene but there will be one in the next chapter. Just tell me whom you want it between. Sasuke and Naruto, Naruto and Kyuubi, all three, or Sasuke being seduced by Kyuubi.