CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO
Aya growled again, glaring at the two lovers. "Move your asses now."
"But, Ayaaaa!" Yohji whined. "It's our room!"
"Not anymore. It's Luc and Lex's room now. Weiß and Schwartz are staying in the basement... Move your asses. Now." he waited for a moment before growling again and grabbing the abandoned broom from the corner. "Get out, or face my rath....." looks at the broom, "and recieve... severe bruises!"
Ken yelped and jumped off of the bed he was sitting on with Yohji. "KenKen! You abandon me!!"
"I don't want to be maimed!" Ken's voice sounded from the hall, but his footsteps were getting softer. Leaving only one very scared Yohji and a rabid Aya, with a broom.
"Alright! Alright! I'll go!" Yohji said bounding from the bed and out of his room.
"There you go, Luc. It's all yours." Aya said grinning as he left the room. "Don't make too big of a mess, you two. I don't wanna clean it up..."
Rhelex body-slammed Yohji's bed face first. "Ewwww.... this bed smells of cheap cologne!" he yelled to Lucreziachin. Rhelex coughed. "I'm suffocating!! Grab some new bed material, Luc! We'll drown in Yo-tan's body odor!"
Lucreziachin laughed and walked out of the room and into the direction of the hall closet. When he made it there, he pulled out several black, silk sheets that didn't smell. "I hope Rhelex'll like these... they're practically everywhere! Black silk here, black silk there... what's with these people?! They're corrupting Ran!"
By the time Luc made it back to Yohji's room, Rhelex had moved all of his sheets and had went through his drawers and closet. "Wow, you made a lot of room quick."
"How can he live like this?! How can KEN live like this?!" he shrieked. "This is unsanitary!!" Rhelex then began to whine as Luc put the bedding back on. "It isn't fair!"
"What's not fair, sweetie?" he asked, not bothering to turn around.
"That Ran has to live with these mongrels! Didn't you see Hidaka's old room? It was littered with soccer crap from the floor to the ceiling!" he cried. "And the soccer balls lined the walls! Gods, what a sense of style!"
"I thought you liked soccer." Luc pointed out.
"I do! But, I don't like it THAT much! This guy is obsessed!" he cried again. "I can't believe that we let Ran live with these people for so long! Did you see Tsukiyono's?! It was perfect! Nothing on the floor, a computer and a bed. That's it! Well, he had a lamp and a desk but still!"
"He's a hacker. Like you, they are compulsive about how they live. " Luc said with a laughing smile. "Only, your brother is the real hacker."
"Oh hah hah." Rhelex said sarcastically. "I can't believe we're stuck with this room... I would've rather had the basement... It has a high-tech computer! Did you see the gizmos on that thing?!"
"It's Tsukiyono's." Lucreziachin said with a laugh as he fell on the bed. Rhelex bounded over, abandoning his spot in the closet.
"I wanna live here." Rhelex said happily. "That way we can keep an eye on Ran, and those mongrels, and we can also create a business called, 'we clean like you can't even dream!' it'll be wonderful!!"
"You talk to much." Luc said pulling Rhelex's head down for a kiss. "We'll clean this place, but no name for the 'business'."
"Okay." he pouted. "No name then."
"Good boy." Luc said with a grin. "Now, let's go down stairs and start cleaning down there and we'll make our way back up!"
"Okay!" Rhelex said happily. "Let's go!"
***
Yohji watched nervously as Farfello and Gatos had a staring contest. So far, neither of them had blinked in the hour and fourty-six minutes he had been there.
He leaned over towards Nagi, who had been watching them the entire time. "How long has this been going on, Naggles?" he said using a nickname he had learned from Schuldig.
"Four hours, non-blinking." he answered, sipping on his soda.
"One of 'ems gotta give in sometime." Yohji said.
"That's what I said two hours ago." Nagi mumbled around his soda.
"NAAGGLEESS!!" came the shriek from upstairs, causing Nagi to spit his soda on Farfello and Gatos, making them blink.
"I-I'm sorry." muttered Nagi, glaring at the door.
"It's okay." Gatos mumbled, taking Farfello's blade and cutting his arm. "Here."
"Thanks." Farfello said snatching the knife away, and cleaning the blood off of it with his tongue. "Mmmnn. Tastes good. How old are you?"
"I lost track several centuries ago." he said looking at the door as Schuldig came marching in.
"Have you slept with him, yet?!" he asked loudly, making Omi fall out of his chair and look as Schuldig like he was crazy.
"NO!" Nagi yelled throwing his soda at his friend. He raised one of his eyebrows. "Why do you want to know, anyway?"
"So I can suck the details out of your mind if you don't tell me." Schuldig said trying to look innocent. Which wasn't working.
"The reason for this.. is?" he asked with pure rage in his voice.
"So I can see you two writhing passionately on the bed, moaning each other's names!!" He said excitedly.
"That had better not be your reason...." growled Nagi, his eyes began to glow and random objects started to float around the room, circling around Schuldig.
"Just kidding! Just KIDDING!!" Schuldig said dashing back up the stairs and out of sight.
"You can put the stuff back down now, Nagi." Gatos said grinning. "It's cute to see you two in so much love. It makes me want to gag."
"Do you have anyone special, Gatos?" Yohji asked.
"Tatsuya. Adorable, ain't he?" he said with a smirk. "And he's even better in bed."
Omi shuddered. "Not a pretty mental image!!"
"Omi!" Yohji gasped playfully. "I didn't know your mind worked that way!! You never ceise to amaze me, young hacker!"
"Yohji Kudou." Omi growled grabbing one of his smaller text books and chunking it at Yohji, nailing him dead between the eyes. "Serves him right. The jerk."
Nagi laughed loudly. "Oh. My. God..... !! Well, that's what he gets for messing with a boy who plays with darts for four hours straight!" He took a breath in between each word, desperate to stay concious.
Soon, Nagi everyone laughing. Well, everyone except Yohji. Who's still unconcious.
***
Aya walked into the kitchen to see Rhelex, Hacker, Abriel, Gabriel, Lucreziachin and Ken scrubbing every inch of it. "Ah, I see Rhelex got to you all." he laughed tip-toeing across the wet floor.
Abriel growled, "Why didn't you warn us your apartments were this dirty?! Lex is his 'must-clean-freak-mode-and-anyone-who-gets-in-his-way-shall- perish-mode'!!"
Aya chuckled again and grabbed a soda out of the fridge, just as Schuldig came bounding in. "Ah! Schu... the floors--"
But, he was too late. Schuldig fell face forward, then tried to stand again, and fell back on his ass.
"Mein Gott!" he yelled. "Why didn't you warn me?!"
"It was fun seeing you fall." Aya said walking back towards his room.
"So mean. so cruel!!"
END CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO
A/N: please review!! **smiles at the weiß, schwartz, and my characters all spralled out in several places.**
Aya growled again, glaring at the two lovers. "Move your asses now."
"But, Ayaaaa!" Yohji whined. "It's our room!"
"Not anymore. It's Luc and Lex's room now. Weiß and Schwartz are staying in the basement... Move your asses. Now." he waited for a moment before growling again and grabbing the abandoned broom from the corner. "Get out, or face my rath....." looks at the broom, "and recieve... severe bruises!"
Ken yelped and jumped off of the bed he was sitting on with Yohji. "KenKen! You abandon me!!"
"I don't want to be maimed!" Ken's voice sounded from the hall, but his footsteps were getting softer. Leaving only one very scared Yohji and a rabid Aya, with a broom.
"Alright! Alright! I'll go!" Yohji said bounding from the bed and out of his room.
"There you go, Luc. It's all yours." Aya said grinning as he left the room. "Don't make too big of a mess, you two. I don't wanna clean it up..."
Rhelex body-slammed Yohji's bed face first. "Ewwww.... this bed smells of cheap cologne!" he yelled to Lucreziachin. Rhelex coughed. "I'm suffocating!! Grab some new bed material, Luc! We'll drown in Yo-tan's body odor!"
Lucreziachin laughed and walked out of the room and into the direction of the hall closet. When he made it there, he pulled out several black, silk sheets that didn't smell. "I hope Rhelex'll like these... they're practically everywhere! Black silk here, black silk there... what's with these people?! They're corrupting Ran!"
By the time Luc made it back to Yohji's room, Rhelex had moved all of his sheets and had went through his drawers and closet. "Wow, you made a lot of room quick."
"How can he live like this?! How can KEN live like this?!" he shrieked. "This is unsanitary!!" Rhelex then began to whine as Luc put the bedding back on. "It isn't fair!"
"What's not fair, sweetie?" he asked, not bothering to turn around.
"That Ran has to live with these mongrels! Didn't you see Hidaka's old room? It was littered with soccer crap from the floor to the ceiling!" he cried. "And the soccer balls lined the walls! Gods, what a sense of style!"
"I thought you liked soccer." Luc pointed out.
"I do! But, I don't like it THAT much! This guy is obsessed!" he cried again. "I can't believe that we let Ran live with these people for so long! Did you see Tsukiyono's?! It was perfect! Nothing on the floor, a computer and a bed. That's it! Well, he had a lamp and a desk but still!"
"He's a hacker. Like you, they are compulsive about how they live. " Luc said with a laughing smile. "Only, your brother is the real hacker."
"Oh hah hah." Rhelex said sarcastically. "I can't believe we're stuck with this room... I would've rather had the basement... It has a high-tech computer! Did you see the gizmos on that thing?!"
"It's Tsukiyono's." Lucreziachin said with a laugh as he fell on the bed. Rhelex bounded over, abandoning his spot in the closet.
"I wanna live here." Rhelex said happily. "That way we can keep an eye on Ran, and those mongrels, and we can also create a business called, 'we clean like you can't even dream!' it'll be wonderful!!"
"You talk to much." Luc said pulling Rhelex's head down for a kiss. "We'll clean this place, but no name for the 'business'."
"Okay." he pouted. "No name then."
"Good boy." Luc said with a grin. "Now, let's go down stairs and start cleaning down there and we'll make our way back up!"
"Okay!" Rhelex said happily. "Let's go!"
***
Yohji watched nervously as Farfello and Gatos had a staring contest. So far, neither of them had blinked in the hour and fourty-six minutes he had been there.
He leaned over towards Nagi, who had been watching them the entire time. "How long has this been going on, Naggles?" he said using a nickname he had learned from Schuldig.
"Four hours, non-blinking." he answered, sipping on his soda.
"One of 'ems gotta give in sometime." Yohji said.
"That's what I said two hours ago." Nagi mumbled around his soda.
"NAAGGLEESS!!" came the shriek from upstairs, causing Nagi to spit his soda on Farfello and Gatos, making them blink.
"I-I'm sorry." muttered Nagi, glaring at the door.
"It's okay." Gatos mumbled, taking Farfello's blade and cutting his arm. "Here."
"Thanks." Farfello said snatching the knife away, and cleaning the blood off of it with his tongue. "Mmmnn. Tastes good. How old are you?"
"I lost track several centuries ago." he said looking at the door as Schuldig came marching in.
"Have you slept with him, yet?!" he asked loudly, making Omi fall out of his chair and look as Schuldig like he was crazy.
"NO!" Nagi yelled throwing his soda at his friend. He raised one of his eyebrows. "Why do you want to know, anyway?"
"So I can suck the details out of your mind if you don't tell me." Schuldig said trying to look innocent. Which wasn't working.
"The reason for this.. is?" he asked with pure rage in his voice.
"So I can see you two writhing passionately on the bed, moaning each other's names!!" He said excitedly.
"That had better not be your reason...." growled Nagi, his eyes began to glow and random objects started to float around the room, circling around Schuldig.
"Just kidding! Just KIDDING!!" Schuldig said dashing back up the stairs and out of sight.
"You can put the stuff back down now, Nagi." Gatos said grinning. "It's cute to see you two in so much love. It makes me want to gag."
"Do you have anyone special, Gatos?" Yohji asked.
"Tatsuya. Adorable, ain't he?" he said with a smirk. "And he's even better in bed."
Omi shuddered. "Not a pretty mental image!!"
"Omi!" Yohji gasped playfully. "I didn't know your mind worked that way!! You never ceise to amaze me, young hacker!"
"Yohji Kudou." Omi growled grabbing one of his smaller text books and chunking it at Yohji, nailing him dead between the eyes. "Serves him right. The jerk."
Nagi laughed loudly. "Oh. My. God..... !! Well, that's what he gets for messing with a boy who plays with darts for four hours straight!" He took a breath in between each word, desperate to stay concious.
Soon, Nagi everyone laughing. Well, everyone except Yohji. Who's still unconcious.
***
Aya walked into the kitchen to see Rhelex, Hacker, Abriel, Gabriel, Lucreziachin and Ken scrubbing every inch of it. "Ah, I see Rhelex got to you all." he laughed tip-toeing across the wet floor.
Abriel growled, "Why didn't you warn us your apartments were this dirty?! Lex is his 'must-clean-freak-mode-and-anyone-who-gets-in-his-way-shall- perish-mode'!!"
Aya chuckled again and grabbed a soda out of the fridge, just as Schuldig came bounding in. "Ah! Schu... the floors--"
But, he was too late. Schuldig fell face forward, then tried to stand again, and fell back on his ass.
"Mein Gott!" he yelled. "Why didn't you warn me?!"
"It was fun seeing you fall." Aya said walking back towards his room.
"So mean. so cruel!!"
END CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO
A/N: please review!! **smiles at the weiß, schwartz, and my characters all spralled out in several places.**