"What's with the two of you? You look so happy, it can't be good," Hermione said, eyeing Harry and Ron suspiciously. Ron grinned back at her, eyes glued to the Slytherin table.
"What did you do? Did Harry do it too?"
"Just wait and see Hermione, just wait and see." Harry replied, eyes still on the Slytherin side, not knowing that his was turning into a very bright shade of yellow. Hermione confused, followed the direction of their gazes to find herself staring into dark, grey eyes. Malfoy scowled at her, before going back to his meal.
On his right, sat Goyle and Crabbe, and on his other side, was Pansy, who was clinging on to his arm, making it quite difficult for him to cut his steak. Two other Slytherins Hermione recognized as Blaise Zabini and Millicent Bulstrode, sat beside her. Hermione frowned. Why on earth would Harry and Ron be so interested in the Slytherins? She turned to ask them, only to be silenced by Ron's enthusiastic statement.
"Malfoy's drinking it! Malfoy's drinking it!" Ron stated eagerly, making not too subtle attempts of hiding the fact that he was pointing and staring.
Hermione went back to staring at the Slytherins as one by one, they drank their juice too. This too was happily pointed out by Ron and Harry, whose hair colour was as intense as the Hufflepuff's banner.
"I don't see anything off beam, is it something that is not what it seems?" Hermione asked. "Hold Hermione, you'll see," Ron replied.
A sudden screech from Pansy Parkinson caused Hermione to avert her attention to the Slytherin table. Pansy was hyper-ventilating.
"How dare you touch me you scoundrel! Do you know how much of a sin it is??" and with, that she knelt on the floor and started praying. The whole school looked at her with mouths agape. Goyle was looking quite put out.
The Gryffindor table broke out into laughs just as Snape came stomping towards them.
"Who is responsible for this?!" he rasped out angrily, glaring at Harry, Ron and Hermione.
"Tell me now or you'll be in more trouble--" Snape was cut off by Neville, who had burst out into a song.
"No attorneys
To plead my case
No opiates
To send me into outta space
And my fingers
Are bejeweled
With diamonds and gold
But that ain't gonna help me now"
Neville got up on the table, kicking the plates of food off the table.
I'm trouble
Yeah trouble now
I'm trouble ya'll
I disturb my town
I'm trouble
Yeah trouble now
I'm trouble ya'll
I got trouble in my town
He crossed over to the Hufflepuff table with a clumsy leap. And began dancing awkwardly.
You think your right
But you were wrong
You tried to take me
But I knew all along
You can take me
For a ride
I'm not a fool out
So you better run and hide
He then jumped onto Snape, who fell, because of the increase in weight.
I'm trouble
Yeah trouble now
I'm trouble ya'll
I got trouble in my town
I'm trouble
Yeah trouble now
I'm trouble ya'll
I got trouble in my town
He did a series of cartwheels and somersaults which was done rather expertly.
If you see me coming
Down the street then
You know it's time to
Go (and you know it's time to go
cause here comes trouble)
He ran to the Slytherin table, where he made faces at Malfoy.
No attorneys
To plead my case
No opiates
To send me into outta space
And my fingers
Are bejeweled
With diamonds and gold
But that ain't gonna help me now
He kicked food into Crabbe's face and winked at Millicent.
You think your right
But you were wrong
You tried to take me
But I knew all along
You can take me
For a ride
Cause I'm not a fool out
So you better run and hide
He turned towards the Great Hall and did a complicated break-dance.
I'm trouble
Yeah trouble now
I'm trouble ya'll
I disturb my town
I'm trouble
Yeah trouble now
I'm trouble ya'll
I got trouble in my town
Grabbing Snape once more, he spun him around, twirling around at the same pace.
So if you see me coming
Down the street then
You know it's time to
Go (go-oh-oh...I got)
Suddenly releasing Snape, who crashed into McGonagall, he danced on top of the professors' table, and finished the song.
Trouble
Yeah trouble now
I'm trouble ya'll
I got trouble in my town
I'm trouble
Yeah trouble now
I'm trouble ya'll
I got trouble in my town
I got trouble in my town
I got trouble in my town
"Neville!" Ginny gasped, hand over her mouth in shock. Neville, finally realizing what had happened, ran out of the room, leaving a bewildered audience and a gawking Snape.