I could've sworn that I'd had put this up there already!! But, obviously I hadn't, so here it is:
CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE
Ken shook his head soaking all of the others in the car, during the mission it had begun to rain. Essentially, causing them all to get wet. He shook his head again. "God, why did you make it rain, tonight of all nights?!" he muttered agrilly to himself.
Farfello grinned, "God is weeping over our mischeif...." he looked at Gatos who sat next to him and patted the other boy on the shoulder. "Isn't that right?"
"Yeah, it is. We made him cry alot tonight." He looked out of the window. "The only thing that makes me sad is that we had to kill those poor children. They didn't deserve that."
Yohji smiled sadly, "Ofcourse they didn't, they just witnessed us killing their parents." The blonde leaned back in his seat.
"Kudou, if my seats have water marks on them. You're dead!" Aya growled.
"Why me?" Yohji asked sitting up.
"Because your the one dripping the most water!" the red-head yelled, throwing his towel at Yohji. "Why did I have to get stuck with these wet dogs? Why didn't I get the drier ones? It isn't fair what this is doing to my precious baby...." Aya mumbled sadly. "Don't worry, I'll go and get you detailed later, sweetie."
"Yohji! Aya's stepped off the deep end! Help him!" Ken said backing into the seat.
Aya began his new mantra, "Only four more hours until we get home. Only four more hours until we get home..."
(in Schu's car)
"Well, that was fun." Rhelex muttered angrily. The rain had begun to stop, so he was wringing his ground-length crimson hair out through the window.
"Gee, really now?" Schuldig said sarcastically, continuing to drive his car. "I can't believe this. A bunch of assassins, with the most hair, not to mention. Traveling in three cars, soaking wet, and I get stuck with the primadonnas."
"Hey! I heard that!" Raven growled at the other man. "I am NOT a primadonna!"
"You're right, you're a bishonen!" Schuldig said laughing.
Raven smiled and said. "Really? You really think I'm a bishonen! How nice!"
Tatsuya sighed, "I can't believe that I'm stuck with these guys while Gatos is in the other car with that ah.... Farrr....farrello! Farfello!"
Schuldig grinned, "You got a crush on Gatos, little boy?"
"Crush?!" Hacker said laughing, "Yeah right! They are way beyond 'crush'!! That 'little boy' screams like a banshee!"
Tatsuya turned beat red. "I do not, thank you very much. I am a quiet lover." he 'huffed' and faced the window again.
"Tell that to all those nights you kept me and Hack-Hack up!" Raven muttered hastily.
"Great, I'm in a car full of...... nevermind. I'm not even going to go there." Schuldig said turning the car left.
(Crawford's Car)
Crawford drove his car dangerously, he was stuck in one car with three other people. Lucreziachin he didn't mind. That one was quiet.
The other two were kissing and doing 'other' stuff nonstop, like rabbits. "If you get anything on or in MY car, I swear I'll make you pay for it, in detailing and in cleaning!" Crawford threatened.
"Awwww, you're no fun Crawdaddy!" Bree taunted, suckling on King's neck in the process of teasing the older man. "Didn't get his ounce of SchuSchu this morning? Or did the old man miss out on his viagra?"
The car slammed to a halt. "That's it!!" he pulled out his cell phone and called Aya. "I can't take these mongels anymore! I request we trade, Bree and King for Yohji and Ken."
"Deal" came Aya's angry reply.
"Yes! I'll finally get some peace on the way home." Crawford said pulling his car into a abandoned parking lot. The two other cars pulled up shortly after him. "I can't take another hour with those bafoons!"
"I can't blame you. They're all driving me nuts." Schuldig said hugging Crawford's arm protectively. "I don't see how Manx could've put up with them...."
"Aya, you had the best bunch. Three of them you can handle... How was your ride?" Crawford asked the fuming red-head.
Aya growled, "They're soaking my precious baby!!" he spun around to face his companions that were in the car with them, and then faced Crawford and Schuldig again. "Two of them won't stop talking about God and the other two won't stop complaining, and none of them will stop torturing my baby!"
Yohji laughed loudly, "I thought I was protective of my seven!"
"Shut up, Kudou....." Aya growled at the blonde playboy. "You can't even imagine how mad I am at those four!"
"Okay, who wants to trade for whom?" Crawford suggested, "I'll give up my King and Bree for Schu's Rhelex and Hacker. I guess I'll take Raven too, if nobody wants him."
"Hmmmm, good trade." Schuldig said rubbing his chin, the three of them had formed a small circled and they had pulled out pictures of their passengers that were riding in their respective cars. "But, why aren't you trading Luc?"
"He's quiet."
"I see." Aya said, "I'll trade Farfello for Luc then. I need some quiet in my baby." He looked at the other's hands.
Schuldig: 1. King 2. Bree 3. Tatsuya
Crawford: 1. Rhelex 2. Hacker 3. Raven 4. Farfello
Aya: 1. Yohji 2. Ken 3. Gatos 4. Lucreziachin
"I'll trade my Yohji for Crawford's Hacker. Ken for Raven." Aya said smiling. "Okay?"
"Fine by me. But, if they cause me any trouble, may I hurt one of them as a warning to the others?" Crawford asked.
"Go right on ahead." Aya said smiling. The three turned around and grinned. "Okay! Raven, Luc, Hacker, Gatos with me! Yohji, Ken, Farfello, Rhelex with Crawford! King, Bree, Tatsuya with Schuldig!"
And so, they continued their ride home. Forgetting about one thing.
Omi.
END CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE
A/N: oh gods!!! i'm so cruel to their cars!!!!!
Aya, Schu, Craw: you got that right....
two red glowing eyes appear out from behind A.O.: no shit sherlock, you fucked them up......
A.O.: freezes oh, hello saihitei...... everyone... this is my sister. Saihitei Youko Seishuku... she's still a little mad that i 'fucked up' the pairings...... welllllll., i'm going now. baibai. A.o disappeared
Saihitei: Welcome... to SAIHITEI'S TOTURE CHAMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! spins around, cloak falling to the ground my pretties.... rubs hands together looks around and pokes schu in the forehead
Schu: transforms into chibified-neko-form what the fuck are you doing?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!
Saihitei: starts to pet him & does the same to crawford ohhh you two are such ki-yute kitty-kats..... review. or they're not changing back.... cackles and screen fades to black
TBC........ hopefully