Too Many Questions

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Summary: For the characters of Naruto, there are often too many questions and not enough answers. Here are a collection of poems expressing the Naruto characters thoughts and feelings. R&R

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto

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Kitsune: =.=

Pheox cowers in fear under fox glare.

Pheox: What...?

Kitsune: You we're late. =.=

Pheox: Heh heh heh. Well...you see...I was...um...busy. Yeah...busy...so I...couldn't write the poem...?

Kitsune: --

Pheox: You don't believe that...do you?

Shakes head.

Sigh.

Kitsune: That was written in JUNE!

Pheox: ...Oops?

Taps foot.

Pheox: Sorry.

Kitsune: Better.

Pheox: ON WITH THE POEMS!

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Shino: Bugs

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Why do people hate bugs?

Bugs are peaceful and kind creatures.

Why do people try to kill bugs?

What have bugs done to people?

Why do girls call bugs icky and gooey?

Why do I hurt when I hear people insult bugs?

Why do I hurt when I see people kill bugs?

When you kill bugs, you kill a part of me.

When you insult bugs, you insult me.

I am Abrume Shino,

And bugs are my friends, allies, and tools...

...The tools of a shinobi.

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Pheox surrounded by 100 Kitsunes.

Waves sheet of paper in the air.

Pheox: THERE! I'M DONE! HAPPY?

99 Kitsunes disappear in a puff of smoke.

Remain Kitsune snatches paper from Pheox's grasp.

Kitsune: YUP! .

Leaves

Pheox: sigh.

Girl walks into abandoned warehouse.

Pheox: How'd you get into my brain?

Girl: What brain?

Pheox: Good point.

Silence.

Crickets chirping.

Pheox: How'd you get in?

Girl points to a dusty review mailbox covered in cobwebs in the corner.

Pheox: ...Right.

Silence.

Pheox: Why are you here?

Girl suddenly pulls out protest sign and makes 99 more clones.

Girls: WE WANT ITACHI! ITACHI! ITACHI!

Pheox: ...

Girls march in circles: ITACHI! ITACHI! ITACHI!

Pheox: You must be HikaruofArrow.

Hikarus: ITACHI! ITACHI! ITACHI!

Pheox: ...Help?