Round we go

by Silverlilies

Naraku's about to get his evil revenge on the cast! And it isn't going to be pretty, because his new manga has just given him lotsa inspiration.

2. Interlude

Round we go

Interlude

It was a bright sunny day. Kagome Higurashi, our typical Japanese girl visiting the feudal era, shaded her eyes and looked around. "Inu-Yasha! I've got to go back home to cram for the test I have in class tomorrow!"

Hearing no response, she shook her head and jumped down bone-eater's well.

(Later)

"So he's sulking again because Kagome left?" Sango asked. She sighed. This was dumb. Every time Kagome left, Inu-Yasha would pull into a pout.

"Well, Naraku's been very quiet recently, I wonder if he's up to anything." Miroku pondered. This was starting to trouble him. It's already been 3 months since the last time he had heard of Naraku's evil deeds. "He must be plotting something really foul!"

"I actually pity him. I was going to sign up for a villain part, but then I realized that the good guys always win." Shippo chipped in with all the wisdom of his years.

A nod of agreement ran around the group. "Poor Naraku. We had to draw straws for who to play the main bad guy. He picked the shortest straw and had a hissyfit over it. It was sad." Sango sympathized.

"Oh well." All three chorused in unison

(In Kikyo's magnificent cave)

"I am so bored with playing the tragic maiden!" The undead priestess complained to the only one who would listen, Sesshomaru (he was hoping to learn how this woman killed so many powerful demons). "I really wanted a heroine part, but my twin sister Kagome got it. Oh well. It's not like I wanted to play girlfriend to that wet behind the ears dog boy."

Suddenly, a little demon appeared. "We have a new collection of episodes coming up, and you two will be in it!" It chirped. "Please prepare for your roles."

"Great, break's over." Kikyo lamented.

(Naraku's mansion)

"At long last!" Naraku cried gleefully. "My invention is complete!"

His minions sweatdropped as they saw the thing Naraku had cooked up. It looked horrible. The demon had glued a bunch of junk from around the castle together with spider webs. "This will destroy the heroes?" Kagura asked contemptuously.

"HAHAHAHAHA! I will get revenge on those fools, who dared laugh at me when I picked the shortest straw and got stuck with the main villain role. I wanted to be the hero! Then the show would be called Naraku!"

(All his minions perform the anime face-vault)

To be continued…

P.S. I know this story is weird. If anyone is reading this I beg you to review! Please! Please! Please! I feel so unappreciated.