Chapter with normal romance and shounen–ai. Maybe Envy is bit out of character, but... he is the cuties person in anime and I had to use him. He is beautiful with Ed, don't you think so?
Chapter 5
Strange behaviour
Riza looked over her paperwork to the clock which hung on the opposite wall. It was a midnight. She sighted and came back to her paperwork. The Colonel gave her an order to stay late at night, until all work would have been done. That was cruel. He had many reasons. First: his date at the evening, another: revenge for the Elrics... She knew that she had made her boss angry. That's why he did it. She didn't have enough time to sleep, take a bath or find out what her sons were doing now. But, otherwise, she had told him many times that she would protect him, always. Why, in this promise, he didn't see shy whisper of love? Yes, she had loved him since the first time when they met. She still remembered his face. He never took any notice about her feminity. Of course she told him that she is his superior, his solider and assistant, but, knowing his character, she thought he would pick her up. He never did that. He was just too loyal for her. He never went too far in their relationships. Of course, she told him not to go too far, but... he was so handsome. And strong. Man with big ambitions, strong, loyal, gentleman, devoted himself to better tomorrow of Amestris! Yes, he was very in her type. And, thanks to her foolishness, she couldn't even tell him how much she loved him. But there was the one consolation: she was close to him as his assistant like nobody else.
Riza sighted. Roy, who was in the office just only to give her more work, looked at her angry. She smiled to him and came back to work.
"Oh, come on" she thought. "He is stupid because he doesn't want you. He has so bad taste: florists, nurses, women who haven't got any serious education. He is not for you: educated, young officer who has all her life ahead her! Yes, he is nothing for you, Riza! He is cheap!"
She glanced at him with evil face. He came to her and looked down to the papers.
"Good job, First Lieutenant" he praised "So, please be nice and check this papers too"
He put a mountain of papers on her desk. She said nothing. When he turned around, she opened her mouth and yawned. Quickly she put her hand on it.
"Ehm... excuse me, sir" she said, trying to shut her mouth "Could I go to the toilet?"
"Please come back quickly." He was reading something and didn't look at her.
She stood up and left the room. Roy pretended to read but actually he was thinking about the meeting in Hawkeye's house. He met there General's Hakuro wife and President's wife. He knew he won theirs hearts. He didn't flirt with them, of course, only had nice talk about children. He knew that picking up such important person's wives is useless and won't help him with getting promotion. They just have to like him. How pity that Bradley had a son, small son. If he had an adult daughter...
Riza entered the room. She smiled to him in the strange way. She had never smiled to him like that. It was a smile of a young, frivolous girl ready to flirt. He was shocked seeing this kind of smile on a face of his superior.
"Eee... something happened, First Lieutenant?" asked he.
She screwed her eyes.
"Nothing, my dear" she answered.
Her voice was so sexy.
"My dear?!" Roy was still in shock.
Riza went to him. She looked at his eyes. He never thought he could see so much delight and passion in his assistant red eyes. Her arms surround his neck.
"We are alone" she whispered "In all Headquarter. You, my boss, and I, your dedicate subordinate, who will do everything, whatever you ask"
"F-first Lieu..." began Roy, but she interrupted, putting her finger on his mouth.
"No" her voice was still so sexy "Riza!"
"Of course, Riza" he suddenly found himself excited.
His arms were holding her. He couldn't resist her charm, especially at the midnight, alone at his office. Her breasts were so close to his chest. Her lips were begging for a kiss.
"Oh, come on!" he thought "It can't be true. You are just sleeping and that's your dream. My Lieutenant, Riza, would never do thing like that. She is just too male to be female."
He quickly stopped holding her. He jumped backward. Riza made sad face.
"You don't like me, my dear?" she said with tears with her eyes.
"You are only a dream" he said firmly "Why I should like my dream? Maybe when I hug you more, you will fire to me and it will be nightmare. No, thanks. First Lieutenant, dream or not, please come back to work!"
"Roy!" she made a step. "Why are you rejecting me? Please tell me, what's wrong with me? I promise I will change. For you."
"You never talked like that" Roy had some bad feelings.
"Because I always keep in secret my love for you. But now I can't wait any more. You had so many girls, why don't you have your dedicated Lieutenant? I always tell you that I will protect you. Don't you hear the words of love in my promise?" she took off her uniform and touched her breasts.
"Look at them" she continued "They are calling for you. They want you."
Roy found himself staring at the Riza's bust. Suddenly he found himself touching them. They were soft and nice. Riza's face was full of delight.
"Roy" whispered she "I love you so much, Roy. Please take me now. We can make love on you desk."
"Riza, you are so sweet" he hugged her "I was such a fool that I didn't see you before."
"Roy..." she began to take off his uniform.
He helped her, gently touching her hands. He wanted to kiss her. That was a strong whish. He bended his head.
"If this is a dream" he whispered "I want to have the dreams like that at every night"
Suddenly Riza slipped over (I don't know if it is good verb).
"Sorry, my dear" she ran into the door "I must prepare, you know. Just wait for me, sweetie."
And then she disappeared. Roy sat on the desk. He was in some kind of excitement. He and Riza together. He nearly saw her blond hair lied around on his naked chest. He hesitated, but that was nice feeling. Who could think that his Lieutenant was in love in him?
"Of course it is because of my charm" he thought "Women just can't resist me"
But, Hawkeye never behaved like that. She was just too formal and "male". He had never thought she could have any feelings, besides mother feelings to Black Hayate and Elric Brothers.
"Oh, who care about it" he said to himself "She is a woman and she must love me. She is following me and protects me because of love. I'm for her the most important person, someone who she has given her heart to. Hmm, how will she look in miniskirt?"
He never thought about Hawkeye in such sexy dress. That was just too odd. But now, when she fell into his arms and told him to love her, why not? Yes, Riza in miniskirt, beautiful sight.
"Aren't I too fast?" he thought "Isn't she too fast? She never behaves like that. She must have some reason. Maybe she is tired of working and decided to seduce me to force me not to give her too much work? But, Riza never seduced anyone, I think"
He began to think if Riza ever had a boyfriend. If she had got someone, he would have known about it. Oh my God, she never had anyone! That mean she had never had a sex with anyone! And that mean he would be her FIRST! Roy didn't want to hurt Virgin. He admired women who decided to give themselves to this "One And Only". He never urged them to make love with him, because he knew he wasn't their "One And Only". That was against his rules. But with Riza...
She entered the room. Her face was in some places wet. She had to wash her face in cold water to wake her up. Roy held his breath, but Riza passed him without even looking at him. She quietly sat at the chair and came back to work. Roy didn't know what had happened. He felt stupid.
"Did I do something wrong?" asked he.
She looked at him. There was no delight or passion in her eyes any more. That was her normal look, like she had always looked at him.
"No, sir" answered she. "Why are you asking?"
Why was he asking? Why?! She begged him for love and now she was pretending nothing had happened? Oh no, my little, your plan wouldn't work with the Colonel Roy Mustang!
"Why are you so cold?" he went to her.
"I'm not cold, sir" she answered, looking at the papers "I'm just working."
He took papers away from her and suddenly hugged her. Riza didn't know what happened to her Colonel.
"S-sir!" shouted she "What are you doing, sir?"
"And what are YOU doing, sweetie?" he asked threateningly. "You are telling me that you love me and want me, and then you go out, and when you come back, you are pretending that nothing happened!!! But it is too late, sweetheart, you fire up me and now I want to love you too."
He began to kiss her hair. Riza really didn't know, what had happened. She was at the toilet and then came back and found Roy like that. She liked it, it is true. Her all dreams came true. Roy loving her – yes that was what she was preaing for every day. But, why did he say she had told it? Something strange was happening. Maybe Roy wanted just to test her? What for? Besides that, was she ready to love him? Was he ready to love her? He had so many girlfriends. She didn't want to be one another. How to tell him that? She didn't want to lose him either. Oh, Riza, this is your chance. Don't lose it!
"Roy?" she asked with a smile, because he was just licking her ear.
"Yes, honey? Oh, you taste so good!"
She gently slipped over his arms. He wanted to catch her, but she jumped back.
"I-i must go... somewhere... Please wait... sir"
Roy's face looked angry.
"AGAIN?! You've already been in the toilet two times! You are ill or what?"
"Sorry, sir, I must"
"Ok, go" Roy gave her a smile and sent a kiss.
Riza blushed and went out. She went direct to toilet. She closed the door and looked into the mirror. She didn't know what to do. She had to think. If she had tried to exit, she would have found she was locked. Envy was watching her through the key hole.
"Oh my!" said he to himself "I didn't expect things go like that. She had to hit him and said he is pervent guy and she would never again be his assistant or even subordinate. I didn't know she is in love with him."
Envy was really disappointed that his plan didn't work. He liked to mess around. Roy in his office began to worry about Riza. He could even think about going to the lady's room to check was it all right with her. Riza was watching her mirror image and gave the show of her "sexy" smiles. Envy didn't have much time. He had to concentrate Roy's attention on something else.
"Maybe Full Metal Shrimp would help?"
Homonoculi made a new plan. He went to the telephone room and took a phone. He chose a talk with First Lieutenant's house.
"Hallo, Edward Elric speaking"
Envy changed his shape into well - built, big guy. His voice also changed to low, sounded foreign accent.
"Edward Elric?"
"I have already told" Ed seemed to be bored.
"If you want your Colonel to stay alive, come to the Headquarter now!"
"You are a terrorist?" Ed suddenly got interested. "What do you plan to do with the Colonel?"
"He will be dead if you not come"
Silence. Ed was thinking. He didn't like the Colonel, but in other hand Roy took care of him and his brother. If he will be dead, the truth about Ed and Al would come out. Ed had a dilemma.
"You know, Mister Terrorist, I and the Colonel don't like so much each other. If you want me to come, take different hostage."
"Oh, come on! Aren't you a good character? You don't want anyone to die, don't you?"
"For the Colonel I make an exception. Sorry, I must end now. I have lot of work to do in the house. And I must do my homework. Bye!"
"Wait!" Envy didn't want to end the talk.
Riza was still in the lady's room, but she was about to leave. Roy was still in his office, but he could be thinking about checking what his "sweetheart" was doing so long. Edward was definitely necessary person here.
"Come here, Full Metal Shrimp, because homonoculus force you to come!" Envy came back to his normal shape.
"What?! DON"T CALL ME SHORT, YOU DEVIL'S SON!"
"You are son of the devil too, mister ELRIC!"
"YOU ARE A SIN!"
"YOU ARE A SINNER, SHORTY!"
"I HATE YOU, ENVY!"
"I HATE YOU TOO, YOU !!! (Censorship)"
"Wait there, you zombie without soul! I am coming to you and will bit your face!" (yes, censorship too)
Envy took off the receiver. It was good that he made Ed angry. He could imagine alchemist's pretty face being mad. That was beautiful sight. But now Envy had to take care of hot Colonel. Riza was locked, she couldn't escape. Roy would get interested of what Ed was doing here. Envy went out of Headquarter. He stood under Roy's office, changed into Edward and began to shout:
"Help! Help! Some handsome homonoculus is chasing me!"
Roy quickly ran to the window. He looked into dark street.
"Edward?! Where are you?"
"Colonel, please help me!" Envy had a lot of fun "Heeelp! Oh... NO!"
He made noise near the skip.
"Ed! Ed! Dammit!" Roy quickly took his gloves and left the room in hurry "Why Ed has a problem when Hawkeye at last finds out she is a woman!"
Envy was sitting on the street lamp and laughing. He saw when Roy ran into the Headquarter's square and began to search for poor Edward. He went to the skip and looked there for something which could give him a clue.
"Stupid Colonel!" laughed homonoculi "He has only skirts on his mind!"
"I totally agree, you homonoculus"
Ed was standing near the lamp and watching slim boy. He didn't seem to be so angry. Maybe he had a fun too? Envy jumped off the lamp.
"Hello, Shorty" said he with evil smile.
"Don't call me like that, homonoculus!" said Ed threateningly "What you plan to do with the Colonel? Is this you order to kill him or something?"
"No" Envy looked back to the skip "I'm here privately. I simply heard about the chance to brake up the Mustang's party and I want to use it."
"You always think about breaking up everything and everyone" Ed transmuted his automail into the sword "Fight with me, you bastard!"
He attacked him, but Envy shapely jumped back.
"Sorry, Shorty, I really love to stay and have a fight, but, you see, someone is waiting for me."
He changed into Riza. Ed was amazed.
"What did you do to Riza?" shouted he.
"Please be quiet, or the Colonel will find us!" Envy made a step to Edward.
"Very good!" said Ed "You won't defeat two alchemists"
"He won't find Envy and Shrimp fighting but Beauty and Beast kissing"
Edward didn't have time to think about what Envy had said, because he suddenly fall into Riza/Envy's arms and felt her/his lips on his.
"S-stop!" Ed tried to free himself of Riza/Envy's arms "I don't want to be kissed by my mother!"
"Ok, as you whish" Envy changed himself into the boy and kissed alchemist.
Ed didn't complained or jerked. He even gave back the kiss, which minute after minute began hotter and hotter. This moment could last forever, if someone asked this two lovers, but suddenly the Roy's steps were heard. They had to break up and hid themselves in the dark street. Roy passed them didn't even noticed them. When his steps were disappeared, awkward silence was between this two. At last Envy broke it.
"You aren't tall, but you make up for kissing" said he.
"In some ways" said Ed "I and you are brothers. We were made by the same bastard."
"Yes" smiled homonoculus "but I don't have bad habits of this . But you are definitely his son"
"I kiss like Hohenheim?"
"There are some different between you."
"Oh, so you were kissing with our father, weren't you?"
Envy hit blond head of Edward.
"I didn't do such things with person that I hate! Until now." He lifted his head and gave alchemist another kiss.
"I hate you too" said Ed, when they ended "What are you planning to do with Roy?"
Envy smiled.
"I will mess around, arrange the romance and then break everything up"
"Good, but could you tell me some details?"
"I will use your Lieutenant. She will find out how villain he is and..."
"You won't hurt Riza?"
"You are not a person who can give me an order! I will do what I want to do!"
Next chapter coming not so soon, because I haven't got much time for writing.