LUCKY WIZARDS COUNSELING SUBMITION FORM 128576-b
Date: June 24
Name of Client: Lord Voldemort
Age: ????
Name of Submittor: Lucius Malfoy
Comments: The Lord has been rather moody lately, and I do believe counseling could help. He's been prone to throwing things, shooting random curses, jumping up and down, and erratic shouting of "KILL! KILL! KILL!!!" He spends far too much time in his chambers plotting the downfall of certain people. He's been k- er...hurting people more than usual, and it is getting increasingly difficult to deal with. I would greatly appreciate your help in getting him back to his normal nefarious self. Anything you can do, please do quickly, we're on a schedule here.
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Dear Mr. Malfoy,
Thank you for your concern of Lord Voldemort. Lord Voldemort has been scheduled for an appointment with Dr. Elise Moore on June 31, 12:30 pm. If there is a problem, please owl the Lucky Wizards Counseling Scheduling Office. Thank You very Much!
Dr. Horace Manly, Order of Merlin Third Class, Head Wazoo of Shrinks Anonymous.
Date: June 24
Name of Client: Lord Voldemort
Age: ????
Name of Submittor: Lucius Malfoy
Comments: The Lord has been rather moody lately, and I do believe counseling could help. He's been prone to throwing things, shooting random curses, jumping up and down, and erratic shouting of "KILL! KILL! KILL!!!" He spends far too much time in his chambers plotting the downfall of certain people. He's been k- er...hurting people more than usual, and it is getting increasingly difficult to deal with. I would greatly appreciate your help in getting him back to his normal nefarious self. Anything you can do, please do quickly, we're on a schedule here.
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Dear Mr. Malfoy,
Thank you for your concern of Lord Voldemort. Lord Voldemort has been scheduled for an appointment with Dr. Elise Moore on June 31, 12:30 pm. If there is a problem, please owl the Lucky Wizards Counseling Scheduling Office. Thank You very Much!
Dr. Horace Manly, Order of Merlin Third Class, Head Wazoo of Shrinks Anonymous.