"What the hell?" Harry exclaimed, looking shocked. "Don't tell me that Snape is going to sing a song!"
But alas it was true. Snape grabbed hold of the magical microphone, took a deep breath, and started to sing.
The students held their breath as they waited to see what he would sing.
And then it started…
Baby, I'm so into you
Everyone who had grown up in the muggle world couldn't believe their ears.
"Is that….is that what I think it is?" Hermione whispered.
"It can't be…" Harry muttered.
"What is it?" Ron demanded in a panic.
You've got that something, what can I do
Snape flicked his hair, and they could see the grease shine as it caught the light.
Baby, you spin me around, oh
The earth is movin, but I can't feel the ground
"It is!" Hermione exclaimed.
"What!" yelled the students who were unfamiliar to muggle music.
Everytime you look at me
My heart is jumpin, it's easy to see
Loving you means so much more
More than anything I ever felt before
"It's…Britney Spears!"
Ron looked very confused. "Let me get this straight…Snape's singing a song... by a blond bimbo?"
"Yep…." Hermione sighed.
Ginny frowned. "What the hell is up with him?"
You drive me crazy
I just can't sleep
I'm so excited, I'm in too deep
Crazy, but it feels alright
Baby thinkin of you keeps me up all night
"Is it just me or is Snape using the word baby just so wrong?"
Harry remarked.
"It's definitely not just you mate," Ron replied. "In fact, it's
not just wrong'; it's also downright disturbing…"
Tell me, you're so into me
That I'm the only one you will see
'Bloody hell," Ron muttered.
Tell me I'm not in the blue, oh
That I'm not wastin
My feelins on you
Loving you means so much more
More than anything I ever felt before
At this point, Draco turned around and glared at Ron. "You filthy mudblood-lover!" Harry didn't think he'd ever seen Draco look so angry before. "Don't' you dare insult him again!"
And with that he turned around so that he was facing Snape again with a look of admiration in his eyes.
You drive me crazy
I just can't sleep
I'm so excited, I'm in too deep
Crazy, but it feels alright
Baby thinkin of you keeps me up all night
"What the hell was that about?" Ginny asked with in confusion.
"Dunno," Harry replied with a shrug.
Crazy, I just can't sleep
I'm so excited, I'm in too deep
Crazy, but it feels alright
Every day and every night
Hermione rolled her eyes in exasperation. "Honestly, I can't believe how dense you all are."
"What?" Her friends asked.
You drive me crazy
I just can't sleep
"Isn't it obvious?" she replied.
I'm so excited, I'm in too deep
Still she got nothing from the others.
Crazy, but it feels alright
Baby thinkin of you keeps me up all night
She sighed heavily. Honestly, she was just about at her wit's end with this lot. "Draco. Likes. Snape," spelling it out to them slowly.
You drive me crazy
I just can't sleep
"No!" they all exclaimed.
I'm so excited, I'm in too deep
Crazy, but it feels alright
Baby thinkin of you keeps me up all night
Baby thinkin of you keeps me up all night
"Yes!" Hermione yelled, feeling so annoyed that she failed to notice that the song had stopped and that the Hall was silent again. "Draco fancies Snape!"
Everyone stared at her, absolutely gob smacked. Draco stared at her, before running out in tears. Snape jumped off the stage to follow Draco, but not before turning around to face Hermione and hiss, "100 points from Gryffindor!" Then he ran out of the Hall to catch up with Draco, leaving all the Gryffindor members to give Hermione the dirtiest looks they could muster.
"It's not my fault that they didn't understand…." She mumbled.
Still everyone glared at her.
"Umm…look! Look at who's getting up now!" she desperately tried to divert their attention.
Ron laughed. "Yeah Hermione like we're dumb enough to fall for that…."
Ginny shook her head. "No Ron she's right! Look!"
They all turned around and gasped.
A/N: Who's next? No idea. Lol. Will think of something. Any ideas of yours would be highly useful though. Same with the title. Was thinking "Hogwarts: A Musical"-but that gives a different message doesn't it? Maybe something related a bit to it? I know I want to put a song by a rap artist in this-not sure when. Oooo and some metal/rock too. Summat like Blink 182…. Ideas v welcome!!!!
Ooo i have idea for Trelawney! Will probably do it next chappie. Ideas still VERY welcome though! (eg can't think if one for Hagrid. Maybe "Who Let The Dogs Out?")
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