Harry Potter and the Summer that SUCKED even more than before!
(Chapter 2..)
Harry has eaten Dudley…..poor Dudley. It had been a month, and Harry was more bored than ever. He wanted something…something more than good sex and food…he wanted to fly. To fly away to the ..well, he didn't quite know actually.
(harry on roof)
Harry: Ok. I know there must some sort of a spell to get me to fly…I mean, If a wizard can blow another one up, or make their cousin turn into an oatmeal box, they can ATLEAST FRIKEN FLY!
Inner Being of HP: Harry, you can do it, just jump, and you shall fly!!
Harry: Alright, I'll do it!
HARRY STUPIDLY DECIDES TO JUMP FROM THE ROOF, LANDING 2.5 SECONDS LATER ON THE DURSLEYS FRONT LAWN, FACE SMACK INTO THE GROUND.
Hp inner self: HAHA! Last time you listen to me dumbass!! LAST TIME YOU DO DRUGS WITH ME BUDDY!! WHOOHOO!!!
Harry: Fck off….I think I broke my nose..
THIS CONCLUDES ANOTHER POINTLESS STORY OF HARRY POTTER AND THE SUMMER THAT SUCKED.