A/N: Ok, this chappie is not going to be us funny as the first.. actually my idea is to make this story with funny parts, sad parts, supernatural parts, cute parts.. I mean, mix everything quite like life, cuz is just the story of their lives. I hope you guys still stick with me and like it.
This is a VERY weird chapter, I guess. I donno why, just typed and it came out like this.. I am scared of your reaction, don't know really why, I guess cuz is not too funny nor too tragic.
CHAPTER II: Stories of the attic on a Friday night
Leo was pacing worried in the dinning room, while Piper was sitting down looking at him.
-"would you just calm down. He is fine.. Wyatt would have orbed him here if not"
-"But..."
At that moment the door opened and Leo run to the door.
-"Chris, you are fine, thank god" he hugged his youngest son, that was looking at him like "What are you talking about?"
-"Wyatt, how could you do this" Leo continued angry "You know your brother is still sick and you take him out partying?? Are you crazy?"
-"Dad, we went to a restaurant. I seriously, don't consider that as hard core partying. Besides, you know I was checking on him. Don't you think I would come back right away if he started looking sick? He would have stayed all night in the attic, researching demons if not.. and that is definitely a LOT HEALTHIER than going out for dinner" He said sarcastically
-"And I am FINE.. so, if you excuse us. We got some work to do" Said Chris angry.
-"The only work you are going to do mister, is in your sleep. Up to bed, now" Piper ordered.
-"Mom, I am not two anymore!"
-"well, then start acting like the mature person you claim to be, and start taking care of yourself!" Wyatt said.
Chris stuck his tongue at him, super maturely. And said.
- "AHH whatever, you guys are impossible!" knowing that there was no way he could argue his way out this one, if all three of them were against him. He would pretend to go to bed, and later he would go to the attic to do some research.
Everybody headed upstairs and Sophi said on Chris' ear.
-"You still remember I hear your every thought, right?"
-"yeap.. but I also know that you can't sleep at night either, so you are going to come and help me! It's a lot more fun, to do research with me in the attic, than to get haunted by my or your nightmares" He smiled smugly.
-"Can't we just watch a movie, have milk and cookies, or something, like the rest of the insomniac people do? Why did I get stuck with the most boring insomniac in the world?" She whine
-"You know you love it!" Chris smiled.
-"PFF with passion" She said sarcastically.
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2005. Two month after Chris was born. 4.00 AM.
Piper was laying on her bed, eyes wide open, thinking non stop, as she did every night for the past 2 months. Was Wyatt really safe? Did Chris really died? Did we save our poor babies' future?
Leo orbed in. He looked even worst than her. Guilt and pain were consuming him. He spent all his time, chasing Barbas .The only times he would orb back, was when baby Chris or Wyatt started crying or really late at night for a few hours, to hold his wife and tell her that everything was going to be fine, with less conviction than a prisoner in Aushwitch.
Suddenly, baby Chris started crying; They were probably, the only parents in the world that were actually glad that their baby cried at 4.00 am in the morning. That gave them an excuse to get their morbid thoughts out of their heads, and they were reminded that Chris was still there.
They both ran to the nursery. Paige had already orbed in and was holding Chris.
-"It's Ok, baby. Food will come soon"
-"Great, now I am reduce to a walking food dispenser!" Said Piper amused.
Phoebe had ran just after them, and was there, in the nursery, too. Piper was breast feeding and everybody was staring at her and Chris. This had happen every night, since Chris got home.
-"That's IT" Piper cried with a sudden resolution "We can't keep on going like this! We are going to the future!"
-"But what about future consequences? What about personal gain?" Leo said, less convince, than when he was telling Piper everything was going to be fine.
-"Leo, stop deluding yourself. Nothing can be worst than this! I mean Chris can't cry for two second before five people start running to him, he is going to be the most overprotected human being in the PLANET. And Wyatt, he can't even spill his milk, without all of us thinking if that is a sign of him turning evil. Like this, no wonder they grew up to be PSYCHOS!Or will grow up to be Psychos, or would have grown up to be psychos.. WHATEVER.. tenses in time travel get SOO weird! The important thing, is that my babies, at this rate, are still going to grow up to be two insane characters! Not to mention what is doing to us!"
Nobody really needed too much more convincing. It was true, it was driving them insane. And it was affecting the babies too.
-"So.. how are we going to get there?" Asked Paige.
-"Well the spell we did should have work, if Gideon wouldn't have done last minute "Twitches", and so should have the potion. So, I say everybody goes back to bed, and we work on everything tomorrow. We leave tomorrow night, any objection? Speak now or forever hold your peace."
There were none. And the sleep in the manor was a lot more peaceful that it had been in the last two month.
The next night the kids were left at Darryl's. They had decided that the spell had better chances to work, and in case they had any problem, they still had the potion to come back.
-"Ready?" Said Piper
-"Here goes nothing" Said Paige
"In this time and in this hour,
We call upon the ancient power
Open the door through time and space
Lead us to the rightful place"
And the portal open
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back in 2027. Friday 2.00 am
-"Wy, I need your help" Said Chris orbing into his brother's room
-"And I need you to learn to KNOCK before you burst into someone's room" Said a half naked Wyatt, trying to cover his half naked girlfriend with his sheets.
-"what do you need, Chris?" Said Tatiana, not very glad to see him
-"Eww.. you guys shouldn't do that in public" Snorted Chris
-"We weren't planning on doing it in public, Chris! So what is it? And it better be important! cuz despite popular belief, some of us, DO have a life"
-"You promised you were going to help me with the research remember? I didn't see the demon you vanquished before we got there"
-"And you orbed into MY BEDROOM for that?? I thought mom told you to go to BED"
-"Whatever.. are you going to help me or not?"
-"NOO.. can't you see, I am BUSY??"
-"Pff.. now you call THAT busy.. EWW"
-"Chris, can you leave? PLEASE?"
-"No, you promise you were going to help. If you don't help me, I'll tell mom what I just saw"
-"God, what are we five? You can't be serious" By the look in Chris' eyes, he knew he was serious. Not that his mom didn't obviously know, that he and his girlfriend did "couple stuff", but one thing was knowing, the other was having Chris telling her "Chris, you are HORRIBLE!"
-"Yeap, but I always get what I want, bro" Walking out of the room
-"Well, that is cuz you are spoiled little brat" Wyatt was following him taking Tatiana with him.
When they got into the attic, Sophi was there, waiting for them.
-"What are you doing here?" Wyatt asked.
-"You think you are the only one your brother can convince? Try hearing his every thought. If I don't come here, your brother will start torturing me, with imagines of naked women, if he decides to play nice! I don't want to have someone else fantasies in my head or something worst, EWW!"
-"Well, then you are so lucky you didn't see what I just saw" Said Chris thinking about the scene with his brother.
-"EWW I just did, can you like.. stop thinking for while?"
-"Sure thing missy, I'll run to the nearest hospital tomorrow morning to get myself a lobotomy. How does that sound?" He said sarcastically.
-"Like HEAVEN!" sarcastically back.
-"So you spoiled my nice Friday night.. just to come here and fight with her?"
At that moment a very sleepy Patty entered the attic.
-"I thought I heard you guys here" She went and place herself right in front of Chris, that embraced her with one arm.
-"You should be in bed" He told her sweetly
-"I wanna help too. You never call me anymore, when you do night research, you don't like me any more!" She said pretending to be offended.
-"You know is not that, but if your mom catches you here in the dead of the night one more time, we are both grounded for life"
-"Well, if anyone catches you here tonite, you are grounded for life anyways.. so what does it matter?" She laughed.
-"You find THAT funny?" Said Chris pretending to be mad. "This is FUNNY!" as he start tickling her.
-"Can we seriously stop all this nonsense? You know Patty is true.. if mom or anyone comes here and sees you up, Chris we are all dead" Said Wyatt
-"Don't worry, they never come before 5.30" the Chris, Sophi and Patty said at the same time.
-"That is SPOOKY. Do you guys do this EVERY night?" Ask Tati, one look was more than an enough answer "Do you guys ever SLEEP?" again, redundant question. "No wonder you guys are such LUNATICS!" She laughed.
-"Well.. seeing that you baby cousin here saw the demon, and you are not planning to send her downstairs.. I think our presence here is not necessary, so Tat and I are going to continue with what we were doing" Said Wyatt standing up.
At that moment a portal opened in the attic's wall.
-"MOM?" Said Wyatt.
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Drewfuller4eva: Yeah this one is not even half as funny at the first, but I just want to show life in the manor and sometimes is funny, but not always. The first chap was more an introduction at the dynamics of their relationship, and you could see each character's personality.
This chapter is weird, but I felt the urge of like GOD.. how don't they do this on the show...aren't dying to know?? And since the show is never going to give it to me, I had to write it.
Pukah: Yeah not that much point, is more an introduction at the dynamics of their relationship, and you could see each character's personality. Like an introduction. This chapter is weird, but I felt the urge of like GOD.. how don't they do this on the show...aren't dying to know?? And since the show is never going to give it to me, I had to do it.
FRENCH "butt kicking" SPARKLES: Yeap thanks for your correction! I am sorry for my mistake : ). Yeah I just wanted to show how the characters were like, cuz even in the other fictions you barely see it. This chap returns more to a ok normal real life pace. I guess or as normal as their life can be. Yeah I know.. still not one good kicking asses scene. And no.. their obviously not going to kick their parents asses when they come from the future. Though probably Chris is going to feel tempted, for all the "future consequence" stuff. I still had to do it, bring them to the future. Its so annoying that I don't get an episode like that in the show, that I had to write it.
Christine Marquez: You still like it?? I don't know.. this chapter kind of scares me, people reaction wise.. I guess, first for the sex things mentioned. Second cuz it so weird, is not funny or tragic or anything. .I still had to do it, bring them to the future, its so annoying that I don't get an episode like that in the show, that I had to write it.
may-j: Do you still like the story?? I know, the second chapter is so different from the first.. but I just want to make it like normal every day life, some parts are funny, some not so much, and besides I just had to bring them to the future cuz I know the bastard Brad Kern will never do it for me!! Anyways.. if you liked the funny part, you might wanna check my story the three menaces, that is 90 humor.