Magic in Hamden
Chapter 3: Pete's Idea
By Cavan McEachern
Authors Notes: Ok someone posted on my story about how my summery "mocked Christianity". You don't like it, don't read my story. But if you do post stuff like that on my story go ahead. Flames like that actually make my day. SO BRING IT ON!
Disclaimer: Ok, because I skipped the disclaimer last chapter, Disney raided my home with their vast army of evil lawyers. So I have to Say, Peter Pan and all other related icons are property of Disney.
Chapter 3: Extra! Extra! Read all about it!
For years Peter has been trying to find a way to leave his mark on the town in a way no one will forget, and finally found a way to leave it. Peter spent all last night working on Photoshop to create his grand scheme. As he worked you could just make out an evil smile on his face. Once he finished he printed his work out, stuffed into an envelope and put it in to the mail box
Two days later James and Lil are sitting in the Library instead of Lunch. Peter told them to come here to show them something. The two of them have been waiting for 10 minutes and just passing the time with some, ummmm, political discussion
"I'm telling you if the US government switched to Communism, we would all be way better off." James was explaining to Lil. Lil was just reading a Stephen King novel. Hearing James rant about this topic was nothing new to her. Finally Peter entered the Library holding a copy of the town's paper "The Hamden Chronicle". He went over to Lil and James.
"My Latest idea is gonna rip off your pants and spank you in the sunshine" Peter exclaimed.
"No it will suck" James said trying to get Peter to shut up, a hard task to do.
"No, it will...rock…the Apple...bees. Let's go to Applebee's." Peter said trying to think of a comeback at James.
"Why did you call us here?" Lil asked Peter.
"Look what I put in the paper" Peter said as he opened the newspaper to the classifies and handed the page to Lil. When Lil looked her eyes went wide with shock. The ad Peter was referring to the headline "New KKK chapter forming. Join now and join the war against all of god's enemies." In the center of the ad was a picture of the schools principal Mr. Iezzi wearing a KKK outfit.
"YOU ACTUCALLY PUT THAT IN!?" Lil yelled refusing to believe her eyes. She then showed the page to James who busted out laughing. Of course with all the noise they were making the librarian kicked them out.
"Well it's a shame that hardly anyone in school reads the Hamden paper." James said after he stopped laughing.
"Already taken care of" Peter said pointing to a bulletin board that was covered with a blown up version of his ad. Lil was in shock all this time. Out of all the years she knew Peter, this had to be the dumbest thing he has ever done. The whole thing topped the time Peter tried to start his own reality show "School House Wars". Kids were gawking at the poster and laughing at it.
Peter Just smiled at himself, pleased at his work. His victory moment was short lived however when two of the school's secretary guards came and took peter to the principals office.
Authors notes: O NO! Is Peter in trouble, or does the principal want to laugh with him……probably not. But you should still stay tuned for the next chapter. When will it come out? Hell if I know. Also I still don't have a better title for this story, so post some ideas already.