Harrys ghetto booty
A/N; Woooot I'm continuing it.. I have too much fun writing this
Harry was angry
He had just caught Hermione pinching Draco Malfoys booty.
That was supposed to be HIS booty.
How dare she touch Dracos booty, instead of his..
He was after all, THE BOY WHO HAD A GHETTO BOOTY!!!
That was what he was known for.
So Harry decided to confront Hermione about it.
He found her outside, with her midget Randall.
" Hermione, why were you pinching Malfoys wrinkly ass. Don't you know that mine is MUCH smoother? Don't you know that I work with the great Richard Simmons on my slamming ass? His booty has…..cellulite!"
Hermione looked perplexed " Yes Harry and I've decided to have you two fight it out in a mud wrestling match. Who ever looses has the least ghetto booty for me, and will no longer be pinched.
The day of the match everyone was excited. Harry ans Draco were dressed in their favorite thongs. Draco opted for his favorite neon green thong and pink stars. Harry had his lucky black and silver one. Both looked smashing.
And the match began
All were watching closely.
How Harry and Dracos asses wiggled.
But the match was stopped when Richard Simmons came in and started crying.
He was a very emotional man. He was crying because his hot pants were giving him camel toe ( Yes, Richard Simmons is feminine enough to have camel toe.)
And the match ended because all had to find a new pair of hott pants for Richie
But the question still remains.. WHO HAS THE GHETTO BOOTY….
We may never know……………………….
Or will we??????????????????
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I have a ghetto booty………… I pop it in the air for my homies……….. I'm so bored….
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