Chicken liver
Oneday, during potions Harry looked up to see Snape readjusting his chest.
It was odd.
When all of a sudden
Snape came in and yelled-
"Why must this blasted bra bind me so??!!??"
Harry and the others stared.
Then Snape ran away.
They shrugged. Harry yelled.. Only their minds were tainted with the sight of Professor Snape readjusting his saggy man boobs.
They were never the same.
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Why is it that all my random ones consist of mens underwear? I don't know. I find it amusing.. Haha this one is REALLY random, but it kinda goes along w/ the Men underwear thing… haha
THANKS TO THOSE WHO REVIEWED.. you all rock
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Heres another story.
One day, Snape was frolicking with Dumbledore.
They were pretending like they were teletubbys.
Snape was Lala
And Dumbledore was tinky winky, the oldest and the wisest of the teletubbys
They were having a grand old time when all of a sudden
McGonagall came out of the bushes and said-
" I don't care much for that blasted show, sesame street is more my prerogative"
She then started dancing like Bobby Brown.
Snape gasped. How could anyone NOT like teletubbys. They were soooo………… nice!!"
Then Snape looked over to his left and saw Dumbledore in gold parachute pants.
Snape was mortified.
Dumbledore was pretending to be M.C Hammer.
" Hammer time" Dumbledore announced.
Then McGonagall and Dumbledore started having a dance face off.
It was odd.
Snape was never the same….
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Thanks to all those who reviewed.. wooooo this was after I was watching VH1 and they had Mc hammer on ….. Haha.. and then I turned the channel and I saw Madtv making fun of whitney Houston……. Hahaha
More comimg……. I just got an idea for another one