Belly dancing.

By me……..

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One day, Hermione and Snape were discussing evolution.

You see Hermione thought that since men don't need nipples they won't have them in the next  thousand years.

"Essentially Professor, Men will be nipple-less in the next thousand years. Because men don't need nipples for anything. They don't breast feed."

"How can you say that? Men don't breast feed. Of course we do!" Snape snapped at the ugly brown thing

"NO professor you don't."

"Yes I do. You can milk anything with nipples. In fact—"

"No you can't professor! Get that through your head." Yelled the ugly brown thing.

"What do you know ugly brown thing" Snape yelled angrily, his eyes bugging out.

"In fact I know a lot. I have no life, so there fore I know everything. I am god." Hermione said

"Well you don't know anything ugly brown thing, because men CAN breast feed. If they think hard enough the certainly can! How do you think I fed my three starving children when their mother died of scurvy?!? How, HOW, how?????" Snape was livid now.

All was quiet.

Then Hermione said "Professor, you have no children."

"I do."

"No you don't."

"I do."

"No you don't.

"Yea"

"No"

"No"

"Yea" Hermione said.

"Aha!! I got you, you ugly brown blur of a thing!"

"I don't care what tricks you play professor. You can't have children, you have no wife."

Then all of a sudden, Michael Jackson came in, with a band aid on his nose. He looked truly grotesque.

"It's ignorance. You're ignorant!" he yelled.

Snape stared at the creature named Michael Jackson.

"Mr. Jackson, you can't have children without a woman. And men can't breast feed." Hermione said annoyingly.

"Its all ignorance. Men can breast feed. I still breast feed my son, blanket."

"You had your nipples removed Mr. Jackson." The ugly brown thing said.

"No it's all ignorance. I only had two surgeries. And they were both for my nose. My face changed. I was growing. It's all ignorance." M.J said before he moon walked his way out of the class room, grabbing his crotch.

Snape was mystified. " Hermione dear. Who was that?"

"That, Snape, is the king of pop."

"King? He oddly resembles a chipmunk." Snape said before walking out classroom.

Upon leaving, Snape found Dumbledore getting dancing lessons from M.J. It was truly beautiful.

Snape wanted to join, but he was no jenny from the block, he was English, so therefore he had no rhythm. Snape was sad.

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For those of you who are offended by the whole M.J thing, I just wanted to tell you one thing. I'm basing him on the south park episode where he makes a special appearance. I just like the way he says ' Ignorant' all the time. I'm not basing it on the recent charges brought up against him. This was done purely in a comical fashion. No one is being discriminated or criticized in a mean way. This was all just for fun, just for comedy. Don't get angry, Jackson fans. Didn't mean to hurt anyone, just wanted to make a funny chapter for my story………..

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Later love dolls………