The mystery of William Hung
By; Me, Irishsodabread.
Oneday, she, the smartest kid in school was wandering aimlessly.
She confused.
She finally saw the show, American Idol
And she could not believe how they kicked off William Hung.
Because he clearly had talent.
Who else could sing " She bangs" with so much passion.
Pansy decided to try out for American Idol.
Her audition went like this.
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Pansy just got finished singing, Achey Breaky heart by billy ray syrus.
Pansy went all out for this audition
She even got a mullet.
It was odd looking.
Randy says " Yo dawg, I don't understand dawg, you crazy dawg. Dawg dawg dawg dawg dawg. Yo yo yo. DAWG!!!"
Pansy just stared at Randy.
The Paula said " Pansy…………. Uhh…..I love your name "
Pansy was happy someone liked her name. Everyone at school just substituted it in for the word stupid.
It hurt Pansies feelings.
Then Simon, the genius said " Paula, you would compliment a crack whore…….. And I think you just did."
It wounded Pansies feelings.
Then Ron came in and auditioned. He sang she bangs.
Everyone was blown away.
Because that song was cool.
But Ron didn't become famous like Billy Hung, because he was an ugly white boy with no rhythm.
And no one liked those.
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I hated this chapter. I was brain dead. But I tend to think I do better writing my other stories when I write these random ones…. Clears the mind………………
I got a new idea..
The next ones going to contain…………………………….. Richard simmons
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