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Hello, Slade. It's Adeline. I know we haven't spoke in years SINCE OUR DIVORCE but I was cleaning out my apartment and THINKING ABOUT OUR CHILDREN when I realized something is missing and DID YOU TAKE THE MING VASE?!
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Titans, this is Superman. Your home is now almost completely safe of Pokemon trouble and most of the little pocket monsters have been sent back through the portal to their own world. The Spirit Detective said he was more than glad to take them back. All in days work, boys.
The reason I said 'almost' is because Beast Boy is keeping one as a pet. Hope you all don't mind, he seemed attached to the little creature. Up up, and away!
Beeeeep!
BB, NO WAY are we havin' a Pokemon for a pet! We've already got Silkie, who pucks on the couch and ate the remote, so give me one damned reason why we should adopt a Pokemon or I'm gonna serve it with eggs for breakfast!
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Come on, Cy, Silkie needs a friend and Pikachu is just perfect. He's small and cute and really really awesome. Besides, we'll save money on the electric bill.
Oh, and Robin? We just got a weird package in the mail. It's a large green box covered in question marks. Is this another wicked joke or should I be scared?
Beeep!
Beast Boy, don't touch the box. Don't even move. I'm coming back to the Tower right now.
Beeeeeep!
This is the Titans Tower, Starfire is speaking. We have gone out to stop another creative and yet very bad criminal, this one apparently fond of guessing and games since he sent us the riddle: "How can you divide 15 apples among 16 people?"
Robin has been very intense and could not find the solution until Beast Boy said, "Make applesauce!" Therefore, we are all going to the Metropolis Applesauce Factory to find the villain. We shall be there shortly, so please leave your message and no more riddles. Thank you!
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Robin? It's Speedy. Can I hide out in the Tower for a few days? Wonder Woman wants to kill me and by the look on her face and the way she whips that lasso she just might succeed.
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Speedy, it's Aqualad. If you weren't such a pervert, then you wouldn't be on the endangered species list.
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Robin, it's me, Beast Boy. We just got some call from a woman named Mrs. Adeline Wilson. She said if we get a ming vase back for her, she'll help us kick Slade's butt.
What are we supposed to do, break all of his teacups!
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Robin, it is I, Starfire. Could you please explain to me the function of a rubber duck?
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Speedy, it's Robin. We've just come back from the Metropolis Applesauce Factory, sorry it took so long. You missed a show with the Riddler. He wanted to paint the town in apple mush up but he was-
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–He was no match for the Teen Titans! Boo-yeah!
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If you want to crash for a while, its ok but it'll come at a price. You have to help us finish up eating all the free applesauce we got from the factory. By now even tofu sounds good as long as it isn't applesauce!
Beep! Beep!
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Hi, this is Titans Tower. Happy post Thanksgiving everyone, and I hope you are all done eating dead birds for the time being-AHEM! You can have some applesauce instead. We're out right now, so please leave your name and number after the beep. For those of you with the holiday shopping list, I'd really really REALLY like a moped for Christmas.
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Beast Boy, knock it off!
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Ouch! Hey Rob, cut it out! Let me go! The moped, don't forget it!
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This is the Teen Titans. We're away for now. Leave your name and number after the burp.
Buuurp.
Wait, hang on a second. Let me try that again.
Buuuurrrp!
Hmmm . . . . still not enough! Better finish the soda.
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP!
Ah, much better!
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You are SO disgusting. I'm going back to my room.
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Someone has broken into my vault and broken all of my good teacups. You will rue the day you defied me, Robin.
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Robin, this is Starfire. May I ask how it is possible for Slade to drink any liquids or beverages if he is wearing his mask? I do not assume that he uses a straw.
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Hey little sister, its me, Blackfire. Didn't think you'd be so bored to death acting like a goody two shoes, fighting for justice, helping little old ladies cross the street, and eating applesauce. Anyhow, I don't want to ruffle your feathers dear Starfire, but I need to chill for a while. The Centari Twin Moons Defense Troops are onto me again and you wouldn't turn your own sister down, would do?
I'd LOVE to see the rest of the Titans, especially Robin. Mmm, he looks just vicious in that mask of his!
ZAP! ZAP! KFT!
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You have reached the answering machine of the Amazing Mumbo! Sorry I'm not here to entertain you, but I have yet another act for the night! Leave your wand at the door and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Thank you, thank you. You've been a lovely audience!
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Yes, this is Jinx, the enchanting sorceress. Mumbo, can you write me a letter of recommendation to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry? I'm sick of hanging around this annoying nose picking toddler and a brainless hairy ox.
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This is Gizmo. Who you callin' a toddler?
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Titans, this is Alexander Smith. I saw you superheroes kick butt at the dance a while ago. You guys are so cool! Anyhow, I found a pink wig at the Soho Warehouse after that party a while ago. Is it yours?
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Beast Boy, you let that ugly little monster get free, didn't you? No one goes into my room, no one chew through my robes, and nobody sleeps in my bed except for me. You have until tonight to get rid of that Pokemon or otherwise I will!
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Robbie-poo! It's me, your darling cuddly sweetheart Kitten! Meow! Thank you sooo much for that adorable yellow hamster I got in the mail. I know you really cared about me. I know you really loved me! Once I'm out of prison, I'm going to be your girl forever and ever and EVER-
ZAP! ZAP! KFT!
Beeep!
This is Robin, leader of the Teen Titans. We're on our third answering machine since Starfire blew up the first two of them. Guys, I'm telling you that Mr. Wayne may not mind helping out with the alarm system but he won't be so happy about us setting fire to the appliances.
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Dude! Can he get me a moped too?
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Ello, duckies! It's me, the Master of Mayhem, the British Best Bungler of them all, Mad Mod! Mwhwahahhaahah! Since you pipsqueaks have not yet discovered my secret hideout, I shall be prepared to taunt you night and day with Monty Python Madness. Cheerio and all that, Titans! Don't forget to drink your tea and eat your biscuits.
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Um, guys, there's a penguin standing right on top of the T.V. If it lays an egg, it'll fall down right behind the screen and mess up the wires. That'll be nasty. Raven? Cyborg? Got any ideas?
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Beast Boy, wat's it doing here? Where did it come from?
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Um. . . . Gotham City?
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Man, BB, don't you know anything? Penguins don't come from Gotham City, they come from the zoo!
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Cyborg, I just finished reading up the migration patterns of penguins in the South Pole.
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Aw, c'mon Raven! Ya want me to build a T-Snow Blower and have us hike all the way down to-
KA-BOOM!
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Hello, Titans. This is Raven. There was a penguin on top of the T.V. but it just exploded.
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Hey Titans, it's me, Bumblebee. Tell Speedy I'm going to get Mas and Menos to drop him off in the Bermuda Triangle if he doesn't stop asking me what color underwear I have on. I know he's with you guys. He can't keep hiding and eating applesauce forever. Cyborg, do me a favor and punch his lights out the next time you see him.
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