Buttockes
By: MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!1
A/N Wow I never thought my story would be so popular. But then again, it has MJ in it and Snape tapping into his inner black man!!! Who can resist that?? But really, I appreciate all the review I've gotten cause they make me happy!!!!!!!!11
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It was a strange sight to see.
Harry, Ron, Hermione and even Draco stared.
A couple had just walked in.
They had buttocks where their faces should have been
They were looking for their lost child.
Harry couldn't help but stare at the strange …….. people…… butt……….. things……
" Oh help up missster Dumbledore find our baby!" The woman said through her……eh… crack. It sprayed all over.
"Okay Ms. Thomson Tell me what your son looks like." Dumbledore said while trying not to laugh.
"Well in case you have not noticed, we have buttocks where our faces should be."
" Really, I did not notice"
"Well its true.. We suffer from a very terrible disease from Torsonic Polarity Syndrome."
" So in other words, you've got asses for faces!!!!!!" Screamed Snape as he giggled like a madman. Never had he seen anything so funny.
Except for when that kid was set on fire
Now that was FUNNY.
Then Mrs. Thomson turned and looked at Neville.
"That's my baby!!!!!!" she screamed
"I don't have an ass for a face!!!!" Neville screamed
"Sure you do, Longbottom. Mistake your face for an ass all the time" Snape said.
' NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Neville screamed as Mrs. Thomson tried to kiss him.
The all of a sudden a man opened the door to Hogworts
OMG!!! Its my baby" Mrs. Thomson screamed
It was Ben Affleck.
His face looked like a big ass.
All was well and everyone was happy.
The end….
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Kay got that one from South Park… really that's the best show ever. It really is…. I don't really like this chapter, but yea I suck like that….Tghis chapter sucks ass…….. like the thomsons!!!!!!!!!!!!
THANKS TO ALL THOSE WHO REVIEWED… if I could I would hug you all.. but yea I don't know you guys.. and this is a computer…
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Later luv dolls