It was a quiet day.
The silence was deafening.
The potions test was mad hard.
Or so said Ron
They were interrupted by a
Midget running into a classroom
NAKED!
" It burns it burns " he screamed..
Hermione ran over because the midget, was Randall, her best friend.
" Randall buddy, what burns?" She asked frantically.
Then all of a sudden, Bubbles came in.
Bubbles as you all know are Michael Jackson's simian friend. { to all those who don't know the definition of simian means, its an ape, or monkey..]
Bubbles came in with a tutu on.
Snape was immediately jealous of the ape.
Snape had always wanted to be a ballerina, but his gender always prevented him to
Plus he had two left feet
And no one liked those
But now , since Snape had tapped into his inner black man
He had the rhythm
AND the drive to follow his dreams
While Snape was dreaming up his plan to become the next J.Lo , Randall was belly dancing
Because we all know how sexy that is.
3 days later
Snape was late for potions class, AGAIN.
Hermione was getting worried because she needed to show off to her stupid peers
Then all of a sudden, Snape appeared
In a pink tutu..
Snape was proud because he was finally brave enough to dance in public.
He did an interpretative dance to William Hungs version of " She Bangs"
Everyone stared.
But surprisingly, Ron, Harry, AND Draco got up and started dancing.
Very well I might add.
Hermione was instantly intrigued
Because it took one hell of a man to be that secure of their sexuality
Although she wasn't too sure about Harry
Mean while, Bubbles was sitting in the corner very angry that someone was showing him up.
He would contact M.J for this..
Bubbles made a vow that moment that he was going to make a fool of professor Snape.
Because no one crosses Bubbles!!!!!!!!
OoOoOoOoO is this one pathetic attempt at a plot line? Maybe. If it is, then its pretty pitiful.
Maybe in my next chapter I'll put my all time hero and obsession, RICHARD SIMMONS???? Hmmm maybe, if you all rock and give me what I want… NO you losers, REVIEW!!!, get you brains out of the gutter….. By the way, THANK YOU TO THOSE WHO REVIEWED I LOBE YOU ALL!!!
I don't actually worship Richard Simmons, but I think it would be pretty jammin if they di