Ron was thinking.
So this should take a while
He was thinking about the WB superstars.
And how they picked the best of the worst.
It flustered him.
He turned red
And then orange
And then eventually purple
And then he exploded.
WELL NOT REALLY.
But his brain was about to die.
Harry and Hermione walked in on Ron thinking hard
"Uh oh, Hermione, he's thinking again" He asked.
"How the bloody hell should I know?" Hermione was P.M.S'ing.
Just then, a strange friend came into sight.
He was whiter than an albino's ass
And he had black hair
And a tiny little nose that looked like it was falling off.
"Ben, the two of us need look no more
We both found what we were looking for
With a friend to call my own
I'll never be alone
And you, my friend will see
You've got a friend in me
(You've got a friend in me)
Ben, you're always running here and there
(Here and there)
You feel you're not wanted anywhere (anywhere)
If you ever look behind
And don't like what you find
There's something you should know
You've got a place to go
(You've got a place to go)"
He sang.
"Who the hell is Ben?" Hermione asked slightly confused at M.J's sudden appearance
It was through her understanding that he had been banned from Hogwarts because he created chaos when he put the younger years in masks and promoted plastic surgery to the ugly people.
" My pet rat." He said softly as he pulled out a big nasty rat with one eye
They all stared as M.J started doing the thriller dance.
Harry was mesmerized
" Aha." Ron announced. " I have found my way into becoming the ultimate pop star, just like William hung!" He then scampered off somewhere.
Michael was still dancing, causing Snape to come out from the corner and dance his heart out.
He was in purple leggings and was dancing like the lady in flash dance.
" Ohh you got served!!!" Dumbledore screamed " Beyotch!"
And then there was a dance off with snape and M.j.
It was intense.
Then all of a sudden, Richard Simmons came out and started to dance.
He was jamming to the oldies.
It was intense…..
Will this dance off ever end. Is this yet another pathetic attempt at a plot. Find out on the next installment on " Tighty Whiteys"
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