Dumbledore was out shopping
For a totally cool hat.
He shopped
And shopped
And shopped
He almost dropped….
Dead… he's almost a corpse anyways.
He shopped for a really long time which was stated earlier
All he found was the meaning of life
Which he thought was pretty okay
But it was no awesome hat.
f%#%$#$#$#$##$!&%&%
Harry was bored.
He noticed Malfoy was staring at him
SNEERING AT HIM!!
Which was totally uncalled for in Harry's opinion.
But then Harry remembered that him and Malfoy never finished their fight over who had the ghettoest booty.
Because that blasted Richard Simmons had to postpone the match because he had a wedgie.
That reminded Harry that he had a wedgie
So he picked it.
He then went back to sneering at Malfoy.
All of a sudden Malfoy got up and karate chopped Harry
Harry reacted by kicking him in the chest.
They both took out plastic spork knives
Because they were both friggen fairies
And pretty dumb.
They fought a long battle, many scratches occurred
Then things got feisty
They both started fighting Kung foo fighting.
Everyone watched
McGonagall asked Dumbledore "Why Albus, aren't you going to stop them? This is getting pretty dangerous!" Right when she said this, the boys both took out their sporks again.
"No Minerva I will not stop him. That's just how mah hood is. We crazy like dat."
Albus walked away.
Because he heard the new Jay-Z cd was coming out today.
The fight still continued
Until both Nancy boys gave up.
But Hermione didn't want them to give up.
Because it was HOTT!!
So this is my second day of summer. Its pretty effing jam in my opinion.
Review because we all know how you all kick ass to the max right?