Voldie and Lucius were bored.

They tried everything that would be at least entertaining.

But everything failed.

They even tried setting someone on fire.

But the thrill was gone

So they decided to go to Muggle America

And they were bored NO MORE!

They went to a 7 11 and saw the most awesome thing in the world

A slurrpie!

Voldie, who had been to Muggle America before was ecstatic

" Look Lucius, they have my two favorite flavors! Cherry and Green!!"

" Honestly Voldie how many times do we have to tell you, Green is not a flavor." Lucius said, sounding annoyed

Voldie didn't listen because he walked straight towards the slurrpy machine

And so they made themselves a slurppy

Lucius paid the man, while voldie went to the corner to pick a wedgie

Everyone saw

But they didn't say anything.

They went outside.

" Huh, this is really cold" Lucius said as he sipped his soft drink

"Yea, that's why you have to drink it fast Luchey"

And so they did.

" Ow, Voldie this hurts."

"Just drink it fast."

And so they both continued drinking fast

" Voldie I cant feel my face."

So Voldie slapped him

"Didn't hurt"

Again, lucius got slapped

"Didn't hurt"

Then all of a sudden

"My mouth is numb." Voldie said as Slurpy spilled from his mouth

It was quite a sight to see.

Then they both got distracted as a girl came running up in very short sweat shorts

"I like those shorts on her" said lucius, as he checked out the girl

"What a dork. Last time I wore those short shorts, I got beat up." Voldy said with a sneer on his face.

"Really what happened?" Lucius asked

" I came back from my aerobics class with Richard Simmons, and I was wearing pink sparkly shorts, and my death eaters beat me up."

" Sounds terrible."

" Yea they gave me a permanent wedgie." Voldy said as he picked his wedgie YET AGAIN!

"Poor thing"

" Yea and the worst part is Richard Simmons stood there the whole time, laughing in my face. I think he did it because I'm fat."

"That Richard Simmons, he's the meanest nastiest thing in the world."

" He is." Voldy wiped a tear from his eye.

They then went to the mall.

They saw stupid teenagers there

Voldy hated teenagers

Because they are the cause of the Backstreet Boys.

And Nsync

And Menudo

Lucius slipped on some soda

His back went out

So he had to go in a wheel chair

Voldy pushed him

He almost ran people over with the wheelchair

It was the most fun Voldie had in a long time

WAYYY funner than setting people on fire

But the fun was soon over with,

Because they soon spotted Dumbledore going into the cd store

He was with Richard Simmons.

Voldy wet his pants

He didn't want another wedgie!!!!]

But Dumbledore and Richard soon spotted the dynamic duo

Dumbledores eyes twinkled and Richard shed his skin

Lucius and Voldy ran.

They went outside, thinking that they lost Richard and Dumbledore

But little did they know that Richard was hiding behind them, his unblemished skin.

It glowed

It scared Voldy

They ran

And ran

And ran

Until they came across…………….. Micheal Jackson

Voldy almost wet his pants

But he found a kindred spirit in the weirdo

Micheal had a pasty on his nose

Like the one his sister had on her nipple

Voldy was amazed at how pale M.J was

No matter how hard he tried, he couldn't get that pale

He was then sad

He went home crying, with Lucius helping him out

Lucius had to bake cookies and massage voldys feet to stop voldy from crying

Lucius was then sad.

This is sad

This chapter was sad

And dumb….

Hilary Duff is dumb also

Snape doesn't think Hilary Duff was dumb.

He has her cd

He was going to get Lindsay Lohans cd

But she's so yesterday.

Harry likes Hermione

He likes her butt the most

One day Harry found himself turned on by Hermione

"Think unsexy thoughts" Harry told himself

"Dead puppy, snape picking his nose, Dumblefore doing the funky chicken, n—nn—NIPPLE!!" he couldn't help but think un-sexy thoughts

He then saw Pansy walk by.

That helped him out

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This was a dumb chapter in my opinion.. But hey, who cares.. I go the whole 7/11 slurrpy scene from DUMB &DUMBERER " When Harry met Flloyd." I saw the movie the other day, and though it was pretty dumb, I loved that one part.

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More than I love watching people fall down