Voldermort was bewildered
It was like a puzzle
The colors mesmerized him
People were staring at him with strange looks
Why would they do such a thing?
Voldermort couldn't contemplate such a question
He knew he was a nice guy
Who cares what other people think
But what he was looking at flummoxed him to every extent
Because this poster was strange
It was Christina Agularia campaigning for a soap company.
A complete oxymoron
Because from what Voldy knew-
Christina was one of those rare creatures
Where no matter how much you clean her
She'll always be dirrty
Voldy was actually thinking about recruiting her
Because her music was so----
Poppy.
But she also tried too hard to be edgy
But he loved her anyways
Because her music was so
Edgy
Or so he liked to think
But still the poster that lay before him confused him
But he could not deny the hidden beauty within the poster
It made him think.
That maybe one day
He would be able to
Get the wedgie out from between his cheeks
Because it was painful
But the poster gave his hope
Sorry to those who like Christina Agularia, but I had to use her because I don't like her. Plain and simple... I think she's okay, she doesn't bother me as much as Britney does tho.but she is DIRRRTY haha
THANKS TO ALL WHO REVIEWED!!!