Aicha
Noir de Dame: My goodness, I love that song!!! Aicha Aicha my my my!!! I saw that video on , and man, I fell in love with it. I have it on my play list!!!! I think its beautiful!! Haha!!!
So here you go, coolest of the cool Noir De Dame, hope this quenches your thirst….
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Neville loved someone.
He loved her so much, that he felt like writing a song about her.
But Neville was a crappy song-writer
Just like how he is crap at everything else in the world..
But he could dance…
But not as well as professor snape
And Dumbledore
But he would try anyways, because he loved her so much…
It was while he was filming a video for his love
That Crabbe had come up to him a dry humped his leg
Neville tried to dance
With crabbe on his leg, like a randy dog!
But it was interrupted by Draco running in
With a spray bottle and spraying Crabbe " No Crabbie. Bad boy" Draco yelled
Crabbe didn't listen
It got Neville depressed.
BUT HE DANCED ON!!
But it was interrupted by Draco running in the video again
With a can filled with pennies
Loud noises tend to scare Crabbe
AND IT DID!!!
YAY!!!
Neville finally sent the video to his love
&%&$%$%
Harry got a big package
It was addressed to him
He opened it and it was a video…
Conveniently there was a VCR tape thing there. How did that get there?? HMM
So he put it in
It was of Neville
Dancing his little heart out, though he tried
It was truly adorable.
Then Crabbe ran in, humped Neville
And Draco sprayed stuff at Crabbe
It was a sight for sore eyes
Harry reminisced about when Crabbe use to do that to him
It made him sad
Harry had to get his attention back to the video
The ending was of Neville singing the last part of his song " Aicha"
And he ran up and kissed the camera
Harry was horrorstruck!!!
"Neville, why is it that you kissed the camera that was so conveniently in your possession even though it shouldn't because this is a magical story and normal things are forbidden. Why would you kiss a camera, it smudges it!!???!!! "
"Because Aicha, I love you!!" Neville wailed
"I'm not bloody Aicha man!!!" Harry yelled
"Who are you then?"
"Harry Potter, the boy who had the ghettoest booty!!"
"No your not Harry, Harry doesn't have long hair like that…."
"I am Harry!!!!"
"You are? Goodness Harry, you look like a woman with long hair like that!! No wonder Snape spit in your face yesterday…"
"I'M A METROSEXUAL NOW NEVILLE!"
"Oh……… You look like a bloody pansy you know?"
" That's the point…"
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Ohhhh… what does this mean?? Is Harry watching too much vh1 where they fill his mind up with mindless and useless crap? Or is Neville very very very confused?
In the next installment::::: Crazy teenies attack Lucius Malfoy, the newest sex symbol to hit the wizarding world….
Did anyone know that this story has the most reviews in my archive??? How grand and strange is that???
Review my crazy little fellows……..