Back at the SGC, Daniel was unreachable for days, he was so deeply immersed in his research that Sam wondered for an amusing second if he would even notice she was in the room, if she stripped off all her clothes and did the Macarena.
A grunt of frustration came from Daniel
No, Sam decided, he probably wouldn't notice. Maybe it would make a dent in his concentration if Teal'c striped naked and did the Macarena. Sam shivered; ever since her time with Fifth she had been having these out of character thoughts. She saw the funny, or dirty side to everything. Maybe, she wondered, this is what it's like to be Colonel O'Neil.
Sam giggled.
'Major?' Said Jack, entering the room 'Did you just…giggle?'
Sam didn't answer his question, but gestured to Daniel.
'He hasn't eaten for hours, I really think he needs a break sir'
'Sam' came Daniel's voice from the other side of the room 'I can hear you, you know, try not to talk about me like I'm not in the room-and I don't need a break'
Sam looked at Jack with eyebrows raised
'Daniel, take a break, that's an order!' Jack barked.
'I've almost go this translation….'
'Mess Hall, NOW' Jack turned to Sam 'Carter, do they have those little fruit Jelly things today?'
Sam smiled 'Yes sir'
'Daniel, hurry up, you're going to make me miss out on the highlight ofmy week' to Sam he sighed 'by the time old Daniel here gets going Major Jaram will have eaten six of them'
By the time Jack, Sam and a sluggish and reluctant Daniel got to the mess hall, all of Jack's beloved fruit Jellies, were gone. Daniel was oblivious to Jacks death stares while he scribbled down symbols furiously on a napkin. They made their way over to the table, where Teal'c was already seated. Jack sat down with a 'humph' feeling deflated and looking longingly at the amount of jellies Major Jaram had horded onto his tray. So fruity, so fun…mmmm jello. I'm of a superior rank to him, thought Jack, I should just go over there an demand that he give me one of his jellies. If he refuses, I'll…..smash one of his jellies in his face, granted, that would be a waste…but so worth it. Jack went to stand up.
'O'Neil' Said Teal'c
Jack turned
'I have kept for you one of the…human deserts…you appreciate' said Teal'c producing one of the jellies.
Teal'c slid it towards Jack, who stared at it with rapture, it was like a miracle, soon he would be devouring it-the fruity flavour, the texture jiggling on his tongue, the…..
'I've got it!' screeched Daniel, brining his fist down on the table in triumph.
However Daniel's fist didn't hit the table, it came down with great force on top of Jack's jelly. Jack watched in horrid, slow motion as his pudding splattered and flew in every direction. No member of SG1 was spared from having the red jelly; with fruit chunks hit them in the eye, well, except for Daniel who was wearing his glasses.
'This better damn well be the breakthrough of the century' growled Jack, wiping pulpy jelly off his nose.