Secret Window
Chptr. 2.....
Shit
Mort: Ahh.....the deed is done! Hehehe I like spongebob....
Alter Ego: Wow...ok, now we must go into town, and kill everyone else, savvy?
Mort: And to what point or purpose?
Alter Ego: OK we can stop with the lines from Pirates, and to your question, we need to get rid of everyone so we can rule the WORLD!!!! HAHAHAHA...just kiddin
Mort: (jaw drops, and in a giggle says) And u think IM the dumb one....ha ha ha ha .....wow.....i actually feel smart now!
Alter Ego: Fine, then what do you suggest we do...DUMBASS
Mort: TAKE THAT BACK!
Alter Ego: Make me.....DUMBASS
Mort: Fine....i will....somehow...
(Mort takes out his screwdriver, and being the stupid one, starts fighting with his alter ego, which is still...himself......)
Mort: Owwww.....stop hurting me!
Alter Ego: IM NOT! You are hurting US......DUMBASS!
Mort: SHITMY EYE!!!!
Alter Ego: Put down the screwdriver, AND STOP REPEATING OR OVER EXADRATTING OLD MOVIE LINES!!!! ( the movie ironic ness in that line was..MY EYES.......Once upon a time in mexico,,,,)
Mort: HAHAHA! Make ME!
Alter Ego: ..ok..fine....i will......
(Alter Ego Mort throws himself over a cliff with himself...aka...Mort)
DOWN THE RIVER 3 DAYS LATER, ON A ROCK...
Alter Ego: I'm stuck in the wilderness, with my dumbass alter ego, with nothing to eat but some dried out corn, and some bear shit I found....I'm screwed...
Mort: Hey, what's this brown stuff? It's good!
Alter Ego: shit..............(in head, to himself) He's putting that into our mouth...
Mort: I asked you a question.......pal (nudging ALTER EGO, well, himself..)
Alter Ego: And I answered it..
Mort: ohh
(MORT SPITS OUT HIS....SHIT......)
Alter Ego: Well, this is dandy, just dandy, while your stuffing OUR mouth with shit, I'm cold, alone, and need to piss......
Mort: The world is you potty, go.....be...free......
Alter Ego: ...riggghhhtt......you friken weird dude....
Mort: Ahh.....the deed is done! Hehehe I like spongebob....
Alter Ego: Wow...ok, now we must go into town, and kill everyone else, savvy?
Mort: And to what point or purpose?
Alter Ego: OK we can stop with the lines from Pirates, and to your question, we need to get rid of everyone so we can rule the WORLD!!!! HAHAHAHA...just kiddin
Mort: (jaw drops, and in a giggle says) And u think IM the dumb one....ha ha ha ha .....wow.....i actually feel smart now!
Alter Ego: Fine, then what do you suggest we do...DUMBASS
Mort: TAKE THAT BACK!
Alter Ego: Make me.....DUMBASS
Mort: Fine....i will....somehow...
(Mort takes out his screwdriver, and being the stupid one, starts fighting with his alter ego, which is still...himself......)
Mort: Owwww.....stop hurting me!
Alter Ego: IM NOT! You are hurting US......DUMBASS!
Mort: SHITMY EYE!!!!
Alter Ego: Put down the screwdriver, AND STOP REPEATING OR OVER EXADRATTING OLD MOVIE LINES!!!! ( the movie ironic ness in that line was..MY EYES.......Once upon a time in mexico,,,,)
Mort: HAHAHA! Make ME!
Alter Ego: ..ok..fine....i will......
(Alter Ego Mort throws himself over a cliff with himself...aka...Mort)
DOWN THE RIVER 3 DAYS LATER, ON A ROCK...
Alter Ego: I'm stuck in the wilderness, with my dumbass alter ego, with nothing to eat but some dried out corn, and some bear shit I found....I'm screwed...
Mort: Hey, what's this brown stuff? It's good!
Alter Ego: shit..............(in head, to himself) He's putting that into our mouth...
Mort: I asked you a question.......pal (nudging ALTER EGO, well, himself..)
Alter Ego: And I answered it..
Mort: ohh
(MORT SPITS OUT HIS....SHIT......)
Alter Ego: Well, this is dandy, just dandy, while your stuffing OUR mouth with shit, I'm cold, alone, and need to piss......
Mort: The world is you potty, go.....be...free......
Alter Ego: ...riggghhhtt......you friken weird dude....