Secret Window
Chapter 4
Errr....what is that.....?
WE FIND OUR HOTTIES LOST, AND ALTER EGO HAS JUST EXPLAINED THE WHOLE ALTER EGO THING TO MORT, AND IT HAD JUST OCCURRED TO HIM THAT YES, THEY ARE SCREWED, AND YES, THEY HAVE A VERY VERY LONG WAY TO GO.......
Alter Ego: OK, shelter, let's get some braches and leaves and more sticks for fire...
Mort: Ok, I think I can do that, but one question, where will I find branches? It's not like we're in a forest (lookin around) ...I mean, never mind...
Alter Ego: MORT FRIKEN RAINEY! I KNOW THAT SOMEWHERE INSIDE YOUR HEAD, UNDER THAT MESS OF HAIR, THAT THERE IS, YES, IS, A BRAIN! FRIKEN USE IT! PLEASE! FOR THE SAKE OF OUR LIVES DAMMIT!
Mort: *sniff* *sniff* I'm sorry, please forgive me......I didn't mean to be stupid, I just is, I mean am..!
Alter Ego: I think your getting dumber and dumber each second....
Mort: STOP IT! You're so mean! I think I'm gonna have to hurt you!
Alter Ego: (breathing hard, no hyperventilating) We have gone over this more than once...(gritting his teeth, and trying to hold in his anger) you hurt me, you hurt yourself...o? DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!?!?!?!?! HAVEN'T YOU EVER WONDERED WHY WE LOOK THE SAME?
Mort: OMG! WE'RE THE SAME PERSON?!?!?! WHY HAVEN'T YOU EVER TOLD ME! OMg omg omg omg omg, wow, that's some serious shit!
Alter Ego: OK THAT'S IT! I HAVE TOLD YOU OVER A MILLION TIMES! THIS IS IT, WE ARE SPLITTIN UP...DUMBASS! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Mort: FINE! You'll be nothing without me! I'm the smart one! Hahahahaha!
Alter Ego: Ok, you think that, but from now on, we are no longer related, and you are the dumbass, and I am Einstein, and will be the ruler of the world, and you my little idiot friend, can kiss my ass, yes you heard me, you can kiss my big ol' round ass!
Mort: I have a comeback to that! It would take for ever to kiss because you ass is so big!
Alter Ego: HEY! GUESS WHAT! WE ARE THE SAME PERSON!! HAHAHAHAHA!
Mort: WHAT EVER!!!!
Alter Ego: Well, I got a shelter to build, so bye, FOREveR!
Mort: OK, fine! Be that way, but I have a screwdriver, and I'll get ya!
Alter Ego: (under his breath) Just don't say anything, breath, in 2-3, out 2-3....
Mort: SO long!
AND SO THEY SPLIT, EACH ONE GOING IN AN OPPOSTIE DIRECTION, BUT WHAT THEY DON'T KNOW IS THAT THEY WILL EVENTUALLY MEET UP IN THE MOST UNLIKLEY PLACE ......VEGAS....LAS VEGAS....
WE FIND OUR HOTTIES LOST, AND ALTER EGO HAS JUST EXPLAINED THE WHOLE ALTER EGO THING TO MORT, AND IT HAD JUST OCCURRED TO HIM THAT YES, THEY ARE SCREWED, AND YES, THEY HAVE A VERY VERY LONG WAY TO GO.......
Alter Ego: OK, shelter, let's get some braches and leaves and more sticks for fire...
Mort: Ok, I think I can do that, but one question, where will I find branches? It's not like we're in a forest (lookin around) ...I mean, never mind...
Alter Ego: MORT FRIKEN RAINEY! I KNOW THAT SOMEWHERE INSIDE YOUR HEAD, UNDER THAT MESS OF HAIR, THAT THERE IS, YES, IS, A BRAIN! FRIKEN USE IT! PLEASE! FOR THE SAKE OF OUR LIVES DAMMIT!
Mort: *sniff* *sniff* I'm sorry, please forgive me......I didn't mean to be stupid, I just is, I mean am..!
Alter Ego: I think your getting dumber and dumber each second....
Mort: STOP IT! You're so mean! I think I'm gonna have to hurt you!
Alter Ego: (breathing hard, no hyperventilating) We have gone over this more than once...(gritting his teeth, and trying to hold in his anger) you hurt me, you hurt yourself...o? DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!?!?!?!?! HAVEN'T YOU EVER WONDERED WHY WE LOOK THE SAME?
Mort: OMG! WE'RE THE SAME PERSON?!?!?! WHY HAVEN'T YOU EVER TOLD ME! OMg omg omg omg omg, wow, that's some serious shit!
Alter Ego: OK THAT'S IT! I HAVE TOLD YOU OVER A MILLION TIMES! THIS IS IT, WE ARE SPLITTIN UP...DUMBASS! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Mort: FINE! You'll be nothing without me! I'm the smart one! Hahahahaha!
Alter Ego: Ok, you think that, but from now on, we are no longer related, and you are the dumbass, and I am Einstein, and will be the ruler of the world, and you my little idiot friend, can kiss my ass, yes you heard me, you can kiss my big ol' round ass!
Mort: I have a comeback to that! It would take for ever to kiss because you ass is so big!
Alter Ego: HEY! GUESS WHAT! WE ARE THE SAME PERSON!! HAHAHAHAHA!
Mort: WHAT EVER!!!!
Alter Ego: Well, I got a shelter to build, so bye, FOREveR!
Mort: OK, fine! Be that way, but I have a screwdriver, and I'll get ya!
Alter Ego: (under his breath) Just don't say anything, breath, in 2-3, out 2-3....
Mort: SO long!
AND SO THEY SPLIT, EACH ONE GOING IN AN OPPOSTIE DIRECTION, BUT WHAT THEY DON'T KNOW IS THAT THEY WILL EVENTUALLY MEET UP IN THE MOST UNLIKLEY PLACE ......VEGAS....LAS VEGAS....