Secret Window
Chapter 5
Vegas=Trouble
*****ATTENTION: THIS IS ONE OF THE MORE CONFUSING CHAPTERS.....SO DON'T STOP READING BECAUSE IT GETS BETTER!*****
WE SEE OUR FRIENDS WALKING, NOT KNOWING WHERE THEY ARE GOING, THEY ARE WALKING, SO LET'S SEE WHAT THEY ARE THINKING, SHALL WE?
Mort: If my altin ago (note from the author, I know how to spell, but mort doesn't know how to pronunciate) wants to be that way, fine! He needs me more than I need him, because, well I don't know!, but I'm better.
(Close by)
Alter Ego: The little F*****, I'M THE BRAINS! I mean, I planned it all, I was man, it was all me! But noooo, Mr. Retard thinks he is, and what sucks is that he's real, but wait! He doesn't get it! GRRR
AFTR DAYS OF TRAVELING, THEY BOTH IRONICLY STUMBLE INTO LAS VEGAS, WEIRD.
Mort: Ahh, what a nice day! I'm free! I think I'll get a drink.
MORT HAPPENS TO STUMBLE ON THE SAME HOTEL AS IN FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS, AND DECIDES TO VISIT THE BAR, BUT WHAT HE DOESN'T KNOW IS THAT HIS LATER EGO ALSO FOUND THE BAR......SHIT.
(2 DAYS EARLIER W/ ALTER EGO)
Alter Ego: Vegas! Bright Lights! Gambling! Ahhh! OOOOH! I think I shall stay at this nice hotel! Wait a tick, I'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE! Odd, but who cares! I'm free from the little shit head! HAHAHAHAHA!
(2 DAYS LATER, AT THE Bar)
Mort: Yes, I shall get a drink! (he looks around to find a seat) OMG! Altir AGO!! WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!
Alter Ego: WILL THIS NIGHTMARE EVER END!?!?!?! NOOOO! DEAR GOD, WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU?
Mort:' THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING, I'M DREAMING. Waiter, give me a drink, no wait, 10 drinks, ahhhhh!
THEY SIT THERE, FOR ABOUT 2 HOURS, DRINKING.
Mort: (who is very drunk, and sitting next to alter ego, and who is obviously seeing things...) I am right in to middle of a f****** reptile zoo, and they are all going to tear us to shreads! (Note from the author: this particular line is from fear and loathing in Las Vegas)
Alter Ego: Why is the rum gone!! (sceaming to the waiter) OMG! Now we are both saying lines from our movies! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'm going mad!
HOURS LATER: (in the desert)
Mort: Where am I? (thinking for a second) Ow, my brain hurts, no wonder I don't do that a lot. Hmmmm, I remember alligators, and drinks, and lights, so what am I doing out here in the friken desert?
Alter Ego: (who is sitting next to him, eating what appears to be a lump of sand, and looks like he may be suffering from a psychotic disorder) We are out in the sun! YAH! I think I shall go swimming! (we see him swimming, in the sand, naked, odd)
Mort: OK....and errr...you called ME the dumbass?
Alter Ego: It's fun! Come here, and I'll show you!
ALTER EGO PULLS OUT A KNIFE, AND PUTS IT UP TO MORT'S NECK
Alter Ego: I'm gonna kill you Rainey, I'm drawin the line here ass hole, this is it!
Mort: OK, for once in my life I remember something, WE ARE THE SAME PERSON! HAHAHAHAHA I REMEMBERED! Who's the jackass now Mr. Oh I'm sooo smart?
Alter Ego: Shit. OK, Let's start walking back to Vegas.
Mort: How did we get here? Alter Ego: Long story, I'll tell ya on our walk....
AND SO THEY WALKED, ALL THE WAY TO VEGAS, WELL, SORDA.....
*****ATTENTION: THIS IS ONE OF THE MORE CONFUSING CHAPTERS.....SO DON'T STOP READING BECAUSE IT GETS BETTER!*****
WE SEE OUR FRIENDS WALKING, NOT KNOWING WHERE THEY ARE GOING, THEY ARE WALKING, SO LET'S SEE WHAT THEY ARE THINKING, SHALL WE?
Mort: If my altin ago (note from the author, I know how to spell, but mort doesn't know how to pronunciate) wants to be that way, fine! He needs me more than I need him, because, well I don't know!, but I'm better.
(Close by)
Alter Ego: The little F*****, I'M THE BRAINS! I mean, I planned it all, I was man, it was all me! But noooo, Mr. Retard thinks he is, and what sucks is that he's real, but wait! He doesn't get it! GRRR
AFTR DAYS OF TRAVELING, THEY BOTH IRONICLY STUMBLE INTO LAS VEGAS, WEIRD.
Mort: Ahh, what a nice day! I'm free! I think I'll get a drink.
MORT HAPPENS TO STUMBLE ON THE SAME HOTEL AS IN FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS, AND DECIDES TO VISIT THE BAR, BUT WHAT HE DOESN'T KNOW IS THAT HIS LATER EGO ALSO FOUND THE BAR......SHIT.
(2 DAYS EARLIER W/ ALTER EGO)
Alter Ego: Vegas! Bright Lights! Gambling! Ahhh! OOOOH! I think I shall stay at this nice hotel! Wait a tick, I'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE! Odd, but who cares! I'm free from the little shit head! HAHAHAHAHA!
(2 DAYS LATER, AT THE Bar)
Mort: Yes, I shall get a drink! (he looks around to find a seat) OMG! Altir AGO!! WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!
Alter Ego: WILL THIS NIGHTMARE EVER END!?!?!?! NOOOO! DEAR GOD, WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU?
Mort:' THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING, I'M DREAMING. Waiter, give me a drink, no wait, 10 drinks, ahhhhh!
THEY SIT THERE, FOR ABOUT 2 HOURS, DRINKING.
Mort: (who is very drunk, and sitting next to alter ego, and who is obviously seeing things...) I am right in to middle of a f****** reptile zoo, and they are all going to tear us to shreads! (Note from the author: this particular line is from fear and loathing in Las Vegas)
Alter Ego: Why is the rum gone!! (sceaming to the waiter) OMG! Now we are both saying lines from our movies! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'm going mad!
HOURS LATER: (in the desert)
Mort: Where am I? (thinking for a second) Ow, my brain hurts, no wonder I don't do that a lot. Hmmmm, I remember alligators, and drinks, and lights, so what am I doing out here in the friken desert?
Alter Ego: (who is sitting next to him, eating what appears to be a lump of sand, and looks like he may be suffering from a psychotic disorder) We are out in the sun! YAH! I think I shall go swimming! (we see him swimming, in the sand, naked, odd)
Mort: OK....and errr...you called ME the dumbass?
Alter Ego: It's fun! Come here, and I'll show you!
ALTER EGO PULLS OUT A KNIFE, AND PUTS IT UP TO MORT'S NECK
Alter Ego: I'm gonna kill you Rainey, I'm drawin the line here ass hole, this is it!
Mort: OK, for once in my life I remember something, WE ARE THE SAME PERSON! HAHAHAHAHA I REMEMBERED! Who's the jackass now Mr. Oh I'm sooo smart?
Alter Ego: Shit. OK, Let's start walking back to Vegas.
Mort: How did we get here? Alter Ego: Long story, I'll tell ya on our walk....
AND SO THEY WALKED, ALL THE WAY TO VEGAS, WELL, SORDA.....