Secret Window
Chapter 6
Can I have a glass of sand, and some baked sand a la gritty? Thank you.
SAND. LOT'S OF SAND. YES, THIS IS WHERE WE FIND THEM, IN THE SAND....YES, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING, "EWWW....WHAT ARE THEY DOIN?" NO NEED TO THINK PERVERTED THOUGHTS, BECAUSE ALTER EGO IS JUST GOING TO EXPLANE HOW THEY GTO TO WHERE THEY ARE....
Alter Ego: Well to begin with, we were drunk, very drunk...and you had to pee.....so while at the bar, you being the dumbass that you are, decided that instead of walking to the bathroom which was 5 feet away, you had to pee on the bar. Yes, you stood up on the bar, let go.....well, of course I was trying to get you down, but nope, too late, the police came! Yes, the bloody friken police! They made up their minds to take us to jail! FUN! So, I decided to escape, and I did! I dragged you along to of course. I hired a guy to drive us away, but he droppd us off here and zoomed away. This is all because of you. Thank you dumbass.....you are the weakest link...goodbye!
ALTER EGO WALKED OFF
Mort: Wait! Come Back! This could be good! We can bond, and figure out our differences!
Alter Ego: I don't know if has sunken into your head yet or not....BUT I REALLY DISLIKE YOU RIGHT NOW! Mort: Oh come on! Everyone has to piss sometimes!
Alter Ego: You stood on the bar, and pissed, all the hot girls saw you, the bartender was disgusted, and the police saw you.....good plan! (giving him the thumbs up with an over exaggerated grin)
Mort: Well, ok I made a booboo, but we are gonna need the company to keep us sane out here in the wild.
Alter Ego: For your information, you already are Insane, so you are no help for me.
Mort: But I'm funny! You need the humor!
Alter Ego: No, I think I'll be quite all right pissy boy.....
Mort: Well.....errr....uuuuu....im not leaving you.....i admit it, I'm too scared....
Alter Ego: Fine, you can stay, but you have to shut up, and walk, understand?
Mort: Ay-Ay captain!
Alter Ego: Damn.
WALKING......WALKING...STOP! YES, THEY STOPPED, WHY? LET'S FIND OUT!
Mort: I see a restaurant out there!
Alter Ego: It's an illusion, the sun has gotten to you, well, actually you where just born stupid....
Mort: No, look! I'm gonna run to it!
Alter Ego: You do that, oh and order me a glass of sand some baked sand a la gritty?
Mort: Very funny. I'll see ya later!
WELL, MORT RAN AND RAN, AND RAN SOME MORE.....WHAT A DUMBASS......
Mort: (sitting in the sand) Well, I'll never live that down.
Alter Ego: HAHAHAHA you'll never live that down!
Mort: I saw it..i swear!
Alter Ego: Say this with me....ILLUSION! I-L-L-U-S-I-O-N.
Mort: Shut up.....I'm hungry...
Alter Ego: well, let's go to your imaginary restaurant!
Mort: Grrrrrr...............
WELL, THEY HAVE TO FIND FOOD NOW....AND SHELTER. WHAT WILL THEY DO?
SAND. LOT'S OF SAND. YES, THIS IS WHERE WE FIND THEM, IN THE SAND....YES, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING, "EWWW....WHAT ARE THEY DOIN?" NO NEED TO THINK PERVERTED THOUGHTS, BECAUSE ALTER EGO IS JUST GOING TO EXPLANE HOW THEY GTO TO WHERE THEY ARE....
Alter Ego: Well to begin with, we were drunk, very drunk...and you had to pee.....so while at the bar, you being the dumbass that you are, decided that instead of walking to the bathroom which was 5 feet away, you had to pee on the bar. Yes, you stood up on the bar, let go.....well, of course I was trying to get you down, but nope, too late, the police came! Yes, the bloody friken police! They made up their minds to take us to jail! FUN! So, I decided to escape, and I did! I dragged you along to of course. I hired a guy to drive us away, but he droppd us off here and zoomed away. This is all because of you. Thank you dumbass.....you are the weakest link...goodbye!
ALTER EGO WALKED OFF
Mort: Wait! Come Back! This could be good! We can bond, and figure out our differences!
Alter Ego: I don't know if has sunken into your head yet or not....BUT I REALLY DISLIKE YOU RIGHT NOW! Mort: Oh come on! Everyone has to piss sometimes!
Alter Ego: You stood on the bar, and pissed, all the hot girls saw you, the bartender was disgusted, and the police saw you.....good plan! (giving him the thumbs up with an over exaggerated grin)
Mort: Well, ok I made a booboo, but we are gonna need the company to keep us sane out here in the wild.
Alter Ego: For your information, you already are Insane, so you are no help for me.
Mort: But I'm funny! You need the humor!
Alter Ego: No, I think I'll be quite all right pissy boy.....
Mort: Well.....errr....uuuuu....im not leaving you.....i admit it, I'm too scared....
Alter Ego: Fine, you can stay, but you have to shut up, and walk, understand?
Mort: Ay-Ay captain!
Alter Ego: Damn.
WALKING......WALKING...STOP! YES, THEY STOPPED, WHY? LET'S FIND OUT!
Mort: I see a restaurant out there!
Alter Ego: It's an illusion, the sun has gotten to you, well, actually you where just born stupid....
Mort: No, look! I'm gonna run to it!
Alter Ego: You do that, oh and order me a glass of sand some baked sand a la gritty?
Mort: Very funny. I'll see ya later!
WELL, MORT RAN AND RAN, AND RAN SOME MORE.....WHAT A DUMBASS......
Mort: (sitting in the sand) Well, I'll never live that down.
Alter Ego: HAHAHAHA you'll never live that down!
Mort: I saw it..i swear!
Alter Ego: Say this with me....ILLUSION! I-L-L-U-S-I-O-N.
Mort: Shut up.....I'm hungry...
Alter Ego: well, let's go to your imaginary restaurant!
Mort: Grrrrrr...............
WELL, THEY HAVE TO FIND FOOD NOW....AND SHELTER. WHAT WILL THEY DO?