Secret Window
Chapter 8
Vegas....again.....too pee, or not to pee, that is the question......!
*****REMINDER: Hehehehe, this is funny, FOR UR FO (INFO) I'D LIKE TO REMIND YOU THAT MORT AND ALTER EGO ARE ONE PERSON, (MEAING THAT MORT IS TALKING TO HIMSELF) THIS COULD COME IN HANDY FOR FUTURE REFERENCE) LOL********
Mort: (crawlin on the ground) Need......water!!!! Got.......to.......eat.......
Alter Ego: Dude, look, there's the friken city! And for ur FO, we've only been walkin for like a day or too.....so chill out....
Mort: MUST..........EATTTTTTTTTTTT!
Alter Ego: Let me be the first to remind you that we are about to enter a zone where we are "wanted" men, and it will look a little weird seeing a man who talks to himself walk out of the desert.....with vomit all over him.....so lets try to stay on the low down, k? Oh, one more thing....NO PISSIN IN THE BARS!
Mort: (blushing) Come on.....you know we digged it!
Alter Ego: I'm sorry; I don't speak perv......
Mort: What_EVER.....
3 HOURS LATER.........
Mort: Ahh, the city, it has been a long time since I have seen the light!
Alter Ego: As your figment of imagination, I'd like to remind you not to talk to me....for the not so smart people may be scared.....
Mort: Huh? What does figment mean?
Alter Ego: Figment: Imagined thing, a creation of ones own mind.....etc.
Mort: Is it just me, or have you suddenly gotten smarter?
Alter Ego: AS you got dumber, I got smarter......I laugh at you...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Mort: Well, you can kiss my rosy white ass pretty boy!
Alter Ego: It's humanly impossible to kiss your own ass.....but it would be funny to see you try, so I dare you to try to kiss your own ass!
Mort: Hmmm......ok!
FOR THE NEXT HOUR, MORT IS SEEN TRYING TO KISS HIS ASS....YES, THIS SUDDENLY BECAME AN AMUSING THING TO SEE ON THE VEGAS STRIP.......
Alter Ego: 20, 30, 40 dollars, we actually made money off of that....good job! Mort: YOU WERE USING ME!!!!!!!
Alter Ego: Sit down friend; we need to have one of our heart to heart conversations again. You need to understand that we, as one, are broke, meaning we have NO money. Let that soak in, I know it's hard for you to understand, but we need money to live, and get back home, meaning the place where WE live, do you get it?
Mort: I see, but why do I have to kiss my ass?
Alter Ego: People here seemed to be amused by your stupidity.
Mort: I see, ok, well, back to kissin' our ass....
Alter ego: HOLD IT MISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Did you just understand something? Wait, hold on, did you, as in YOU, understand, as in get, what I just said?
Mort: Yeah, we need money.......
Alter Ego: THE WORLD IS ENDING!!!!!!!!!!! NO! ITS NOT POSSIBLE! BY WHAT MIRACLE HAS THIS HAPPENED?? BY WHAT GRACE AND PEACE HAS DESCENDED UPON THIS HUMBLE MAN??????
Mort: Are you ok?
Alter Ego: NO, are you OK, what are you on? BECAUSE I WANT SOME!!!!!!!!!!!!! I THINK IM GONNA FAINT! THANK YOU LORD THANK YOU! IS IT POSSIBLE, THAT MAYBE MORT HAD BRAINS, OR MAYBE IT WAS SOMETHING IN THE SHIT OR BARF HE ATE, HMMM, WELLL WE SHALL SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THEY DECIDE TO GO CLUBBIN, YES, CLUBBIN......
*****REMINDER: Hehehehe, this is funny, FOR UR FO (INFO) I'D LIKE TO REMIND YOU THAT MORT AND ALTER EGO ARE ONE PERSON, (MEAING THAT MORT IS TALKING TO HIMSELF) THIS COULD COME IN HANDY FOR FUTURE REFERENCE) LOL********
Mort: (crawlin on the ground) Need......water!!!! Got.......to.......eat.......
Alter Ego: Dude, look, there's the friken city! And for ur FO, we've only been walkin for like a day or too.....so chill out....
Mort: MUST..........EATTTTTTTTTTTT!
Alter Ego: Let me be the first to remind you that we are about to enter a zone where we are "wanted" men, and it will look a little weird seeing a man who talks to himself walk out of the desert.....with vomit all over him.....so lets try to stay on the low down, k? Oh, one more thing....NO PISSIN IN THE BARS!
Mort: (blushing) Come on.....you know we digged it!
Alter Ego: I'm sorry; I don't speak perv......
Mort: What_EVER.....
3 HOURS LATER.........
Mort: Ahh, the city, it has been a long time since I have seen the light!
Alter Ego: As your figment of imagination, I'd like to remind you not to talk to me....for the not so smart people may be scared.....
Mort: Huh? What does figment mean?
Alter Ego: Figment: Imagined thing, a creation of ones own mind.....etc.
Mort: Is it just me, or have you suddenly gotten smarter?
Alter Ego: AS you got dumber, I got smarter......I laugh at you...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Mort: Well, you can kiss my rosy white ass pretty boy!
Alter Ego: It's humanly impossible to kiss your own ass.....but it would be funny to see you try, so I dare you to try to kiss your own ass!
Mort: Hmmm......ok!
FOR THE NEXT HOUR, MORT IS SEEN TRYING TO KISS HIS ASS....YES, THIS SUDDENLY BECAME AN AMUSING THING TO SEE ON THE VEGAS STRIP.......
Alter Ego: 20, 30, 40 dollars, we actually made money off of that....good job! Mort: YOU WERE USING ME!!!!!!!
Alter Ego: Sit down friend; we need to have one of our heart to heart conversations again. You need to understand that we, as one, are broke, meaning we have NO money. Let that soak in, I know it's hard for you to understand, but we need money to live, and get back home, meaning the place where WE live, do you get it?
Mort: I see, but why do I have to kiss my ass?
Alter Ego: People here seemed to be amused by your stupidity.
Mort: I see, ok, well, back to kissin' our ass....
Alter ego: HOLD IT MISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Did you just understand something? Wait, hold on, did you, as in YOU, understand, as in get, what I just said?
Mort: Yeah, we need money.......
Alter Ego: THE WORLD IS ENDING!!!!!!!!!!! NO! ITS NOT POSSIBLE! BY WHAT MIRACLE HAS THIS HAPPENED?? BY WHAT GRACE AND PEACE HAS DESCENDED UPON THIS HUMBLE MAN??????
Mort: Are you ok?
Alter Ego: NO, are you OK, what are you on? BECAUSE I WANT SOME!!!!!!!!!!!!! I THINK IM GONNA FAINT! THANK YOU LORD THANK YOU! IS IT POSSIBLE, THAT MAYBE MORT HAD BRAINS, OR MAYBE IT WAS SOMETHING IN THE SHIT OR BARF HE ATE, HMMM, WELLL WE SHALL SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THEY DECIDE TO GO CLUBBIN, YES, CLUBBIN......