Cast of Characters:
Lily Evans
James Potter
Sirius Black
Leslie Thomas
Remus Lupin
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I sincerely believe that I have officially fallen for Sirius Black
puke not in Potions. D'you want Clancy to catch us?
whatever. but 1. see the above and 2. respond
1. check and 2. runs away screaming bloody murder
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Evans's passing notes.
Yeah? So are you.
Surely you jest. Evans would never, not in Potions
no no look – with Thomas over there.
Leslie? hmm. Oy Prongs you're drooling.
I am not.
You were. Check out the spiffy past tense there
You were going to, anyway. Mate, stop drooling and ask her out
I think I might. How many times today would that make?
Three
Third time's the charm
Ha ha ha not funny.
Put away the parchment. Clancy glances this way
Clancy glances. Ha that's good Moony
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Hey Evans
Black, how much butterbeer firewhiskey did you drink this morning?
Ask James
No, I asked you
None
Sure…
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Go out with me Evans?
How many times does that make today? By the way, no.
Three. Third time's the charm, they always say
Ha. Funny. That was Black's joke, right?
Yeah, but I can still use it.
Never said you couldn't
You did.
Nope. 'snot written here
It was implied
You can't imply things on a piece of parchment
No, but you can
You referred to the general English-speaking populace, not you, prat.
Be nice, now
Oh go away
As you wish, oh precious flower of my heart
SHUT UP, YOU GREAT EGOMANIACAL PRAT
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harsh
I'll say. I think you counted wrong
No, Moony was counting – he's wrong
I counted right. Padfoot told you wrong
So let's try again. I'm thinking Great Hall, dinner, roses or lilies?
James, do you want Lily at your side or at your throat?
Prongs is a Marauder. He's flashy by principle. Oh and tiger lilies definitely
At least its not yellow roses
Ooh and yellow roses too
Do you KNOW what that means?
Can't be all that bad, now can it
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bloody prat.
Who, me? Ouch
No, potter.
So his name doesn't even get capitalized now? Wow.
Shut up.
Touchy. Hows the love of your life doing?
How many times must I tell you not to call him that!!!!
You knew who I was talking about? Let's see. Now what. The pet name, that all important first step to a serious relationship – a. darling precious James b. Prince Charming c. Lily's knight in shining armor d. other
Nothing. He doesn't deserve a name
Don't sulk, the potion doesn't like it. It's a cheer-up potion. Sheesh.
I could use some
What – cheering up or time with James?
urghh. Lay off it. The former. Whaddya think?
I would have definitely said the latter, since it leads to the former effortlessly. You're always happy after a row with Potter. Or a nice snog session.
retch puke gag die sure.
Why don't I start a row. It'll do this dungeon a whole lot of good
NO! no pleeeaassseee NO NO NO!!!!