Secret Window
Chapter ?, I'm not counting anymore.....
Brains, what are they? And how do I get them.....
***oh, I LOVE REVEIWS!!!!!!, just a hint....ya know, just in case you forgot....***
***NOTE TO THE READERS(I ALWAYS WANTED TO WRITE THAT!!!!) BUT MOVIN' ON.....DON'T WORRY, MORT WILL NOT LOOSE HIS BELOVED CHARACTER......***
ALTER EGO IS SEEN LYING ON THE FLOOR, AND SEEMS TO BE IN SOME SORT OF A DAZE, HIS HANDS ARE IN HIS PANTS.....WEIRD...
Mort: Jokes on you .....DUMBASS!!!!!!!!
Alter Ego: I don't understand, I'M the smart one, I got us out of the desert, while YOU were eating barf!
Mort: Oh, that's what that was?
Alter Ego: (continuing) I mean, I have the brains, I write the books, I made the plans!
Mort: NO, that's not entirely true, I wrote the books, and MY brain made YOU! So I have complete power over you! Mwah-ha-ha-ha!
Alter Ego: No, no you don't! I mean, I have to go...bye!
Mort: We are one....***he's lost it***
Alter Ego: THAT'S MY LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Mort: My Bro, I mean friend, let sit on down, I mean....whats goin on! I THINK I'M BECOMIN DUMB AGAIN!!!!!!!!
Alter Ego: Hmmmmm, maybe the barf you ate has something to do with this, maybe it's wearing off, and you are loosing the intelligence I once gave you!!!
Mort: Huh? I lost ya around the time you said, hmmmm...
Alter Ego: YES! YOU'RE STUPID AGAIN!!!!!
Mort: I have to pee!!!!
Alter ego: You needed to inform me why??
Mort: Too late.
Alter Ego: Ew.
Mort: Hehehe
Alter Ego: Ok.....well, stay away from me, and I think we'll be OK!
Mort: Sorry, I have the booger I CAN'T get out! SO you have any pliers or anything? I mean it's really wedged in there!
Alter Ego: Oh, I see, you want me to barf again! Nope, you didn't fool me!
Mort: No! look, it really did have a booger!!!!
Alter Ego: OK, desperate times call for desperate measures.....BaRf! SpEw! UpChUcK! VoM!
Mort: Ew.
Alter Ego: OH YOU AIN'T EATIN THIS SHIT! IT'S MINE! (he eats da barf....)
Mort: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!?!?!?!
Alter ego: I have to eat my intelligence back.....
Mort: Yah, you think-ed (I can write, but remember, mort is DUMB) I was dumb...
***oh, I LOVE REVEIWS!!!!!!, just a hint....ya know, just in case you forgot....***
***NOTE TO THE READERS(I ALWAYS WANTED TO WRITE THAT!!!!) BUT MOVIN' ON.....DON'T WORRY, MORT WILL NOT LOOSE HIS BELOVED CHARACTER......***
ALTER EGO IS SEEN LYING ON THE FLOOR, AND SEEMS TO BE IN SOME SORT OF A DAZE, HIS HANDS ARE IN HIS PANTS.....WEIRD...
Mort: Jokes on you .....DUMBASS!!!!!!!!
Alter Ego: I don't understand, I'M the smart one, I got us out of the desert, while YOU were eating barf!
Mort: Oh, that's what that was?
Alter Ego: (continuing) I mean, I have the brains, I write the books, I made the plans!
Mort: NO, that's not entirely true, I wrote the books, and MY brain made YOU! So I have complete power over you! Mwah-ha-ha-ha!
Alter Ego: No, no you don't! I mean, I have to go...bye!
Mort: We are one....***he's lost it***
Alter Ego: THAT'S MY LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Mort: My Bro, I mean friend, let sit on down, I mean....whats goin on! I THINK I'M BECOMIN DUMB AGAIN!!!!!!!!
Alter Ego: Hmmmmm, maybe the barf you ate has something to do with this, maybe it's wearing off, and you are loosing the intelligence I once gave you!!!
Mort: Huh? I lost ya around the time you said, hmmmm...
Alter Ego: YES! YOU'RE STUPID AGAIN!!!!!
Mort: I have to pee!!!!
Alter ego: You needed to inform me why??
Mort: Too late.
Alter Ego: Ew.
Mort: Hehehe
Alter Ego: Ok.....well, stay away from me, and I think we'll be OK!
Mort: Sorry, I have the booger I CAN'T get out! SO you have any pliers or anything? I mean it's really wedged in there!
Alter Ego: Oh, I see, you want me to barf again! Nope, you didn't fool me!
Mort: No! look, it really did have a booger!!!!
Alter Ego: OK, desperate times call for desperate measures.....BaRf! SpEw! UpChUcK! VoM!
Mort: Ew.
Alter Ego: OH YOU AIN'T EATIN THIS SHIT! IT'S MINE! (he eats da barf....)
Mort: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!?!?!?!
Alter ego: I have to eat my intelligence back.....
Mort: Yah, you think-ed (I can write, but remember, mort is DUMB) I was dumb...