Shrek was happy with his life. It was great. Nothing was wrong. Except for the fact that he had to run.
"Run Shrek, Run!" The mouse said, causing the audience to laugh
Then he fell over and got up and ran up some stairs. And some one threw him an orange.
"It's the, Eye of the Tiger, it's the theme of the fight…" Said the soundtrack, causing the audience to laugh
Then he fought Lord Smarty-pants and lost his hand.
"Donkey never told you what happened to your father?" Said Lord Smarty-pants
"He told me enough. He told me you killed him." Shrek was on a little thing that sticks out from the big catwalk were they had fought
"No Shrek, I am your father!" The audience was confused, was this suppose to be funny?
"NOOOO! It's not possible."
"But it is!"
"No it isn't. I'm older then you?" This was a joke that the audience under stood, and they laughed.
Then Shrek fell of the thing that sticks out in a manner like Gandalf falling of the bridge in the cave. The audience was not laughing as hard.
Then Shrek found his wife.
"Oh, no. Here comes the scene were he does something like some thing from Titanic." Moaned audience member one
"Now he's spoofing Lord of the Rings!" Audience member two groaned
"Now it's Tron!" Said one of the three people who had seen Tron
"They can take our lives, but they can never take our freedom!" Said Shrek
The audience gnashed their teeth and wailed loudly.
"NOOOOOOOO! Please no more spoofs of Star Wars! If you have any mercy! NOOOO!" He went crazy as Shrek did a Hannibal Lector impression
The spoofing continued late in to the night, and people started to get bored. So they rioted, killed the Manager of the movie theater, stormed out and caused an uprising, overthrew the Government, set up a Loveocracy, unified the world, solved world hunger and established a human foothold on Mars and the Moon, and ushered in a new era of peace and unity among all the world.