SPATULA

A/N: I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAPPY!!!!!!! I got so many reviews!! Since my last chapter, I've gotton SIX reviews! That's wonderful for me! lol, thank you guys soooooooooooooooo much!

Disclaimer: I am to owning Holes as Louis Sacher is to owning Harry Potter. Nada.

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I've been here for three weeks - and today I got some interesting news.

Black River got shut down. They're coming. Those damned girls. I did really miss Fonzie though. You wanna know how she got her bloody name? SHE'S OBSESSED WITH HAPPY DAYS!!!

But she was my best friend. She was my "mentor" there. We got along great.

We're not digging today - but tomarrow we have to dig seven feet instead of five. Whatever.

Does this warden realize that I - and Zero - are too short to accomplish this feat? Does the warden realize that we will perish while attempting this awful task? Well - Zero is an exellent digger, so he'll do fine. I, however, suck at digging, and I will perish!!! Follow Zero or perish, sweatermonkeys?!

If you're wondering, I still think out loud from time to time. Not too often, but I do. It's weird, I know, but I'm just that way. I wear my heart on my sleeve! Heh, I'm genuinely a

sweet person. I've been nice for two weeks now!!! And I've begun to eat, and adjust to the shit - err, I mean, food - that they serve here.

Ooh, the bus is here!!

We're all standing here, waiting for the damn buses to show. There were only forty girls at Black Lake - girls "weren't as bad" as boys. Well - maybe it's because the "loved by all" cheerleaders dumped their hunks of muscle jock boyfriends, it drove the boyfriends crazy and they got arrested for assaulting either the cheerleader, or her new boyfriend. They were sentenced to a bunch of monthes at some juvey hall. It was pathetic. I witnessed eight occasions like that. It was so stupid.

There were 5 tents at Camp Green Lake (A, B, C, D, and E. F was for counselors), and forty girls. Eight girls to a tent. Brilliant.

"GIRLS!!!!!!! SHUT UP!!!!!" Mr. Sir yelled, because they never SHUT UP!! Well, it's true. "Girlies, you're gonna be eight to a tent. The tents will be made bigger for you but fer now yer gonna have to manage. So the couns'lers of each tent will call out the names of the girls."

A blonde guy I've never seen before stood up, and said, "Jenna Ames, Elizabeth Arten, Teresa Davidson, Mandy Devres, Yvonna Fawliss, Vanna Lorainne, Shana Michailz, and Jezebel Thompsen you're in A Tent." The girls - I remember all of them, Teresa, Yvonna, and Shana were friends with me.

Then an African American - Mr. Rawlings - who was the "counselor" for B Tent, who read off his list (I hated all these girls - they were Jennifers (the girl I beat the shit out of) clique. "Rebecca Barten, Felicia Calwell, Deena Diaz, Patricia Eldersman, Tanya Gerome, Lauren Pacy, Whitney Tames, and Quinn Zimmerman, you're in B Tent."

They were looking meanly at me, which was no suprise, I beat the shit out of their master. It's like Bush attacking Tony Blair. The Brits would kill us (probably literally).

Mr. Davis was in C Tent. He called out his names, "Victoria Arcess, Terry Hope, Heather Knowles, Gemma Lourdes, Raegen Martin, Rachael Nodes, Katherine Pheldman, and Marissa Thomas." That sucks. I was hoping Gemma and Kay would be in D-Tent. They were my friends, too.

Then it was Mamas turn, he stepped foward, "Darla Adams, Ophelia Bardell, Virginia Collingwood, Genevra Cooke, Katina Dark, Lila Funter, Diana Lils, and Trisha Vanyalos." I saw a flash of red I'd learned to know so well in my time at Black Lake, then I remembered her height, barely taller than me... OH MY GOD!!!!! FONZIE'S IN THIS TENT!! Ophelia Bardwell - that's Fonzie. That's great! And Virgie, I'm friends with her.

And lastly, E Tent. Mr. Travis, "Vanessa Aldmen, Cassandra Beckins, Isabella Christianson, Lori Martin, Winifred Davis, Lorainne Evans, Rhonda Sampson, and Natasha Wells."

Mr. Sir stepped foward again, "Go to yer tents! And remember - extra diggin' tommarow! If anyone objects - ye'll get an extra foot!" Pissy, isn't he?

We went back to D Tent, no one was talking. Then, we heard them, the three shrieks, SPARK!!!!!!"

"FONZIE, LEELEE, YOYO!!!"

"Fonzie, Leelee, and YoYo?" X-Ray asked.

"I didn't introduce them (A/N: The nicknames go in order of their names). These are Snookie, Fonzie, Leelee, YoYo, Bling, Smartie, Snickers, and Ugg." I grinned. True, Ugg, Bling, Smartie, Snookie, and Snickers were Queen Bees, and they would stick together against us. Yeah, the girls would be divided! Heheheh...

"Ugh." Ugg snapped. I could tell I wasn't smiling, and we were glaring at eachother as if we'd like nothing better than to rip each others faces off. I dunno about her, but that was the case with me.

"Break it up, ohmygodsparkIhavesomuchtotellyouandyouwontbelieveawordofit!" Fonzie said in one breath. She practically DRAGGED me outside.

"J.Mo (The girl I beat up) is coming in two weeks!"

"You're kidding!!!!!!!!" I shrieked. "Why?!!?!!??!?!?!"

"Her sentence isn't up!! You know that!! She's coming HERE!!!!!!!!!! I'm not kidding, not at all. She's coming back! What are you going to do!?" Fonzie cried.

"I'm not really going to be able to do anything, am I? I'm going to be at the same camp as her!" I cried.

"If that's what's best, Sparkie."

"It's not what's best, it's all I can do." I said sadly. I have a reason to be sad! I'm stuck with more Queen Bees than Anomalia (freaks). It sucks.

"We need to go back to the tent." Fonzie stated.

"How did you find out?" I asked her as we were walking back to the tent.

"Ugg was bragging about it on the bus. She's led the queen bees ever since J.Ho - I mean Mo - left." Fonzie and I snickered. Jennifer Moss was a total diva - and she was latin. That's how she became J-Mo. Or according to me and Fonzie - J.Ho. She's a total ho. Which you'll figure out when she comes.

"What was that about?" My best friend (ZIGGY!!!!) asked when we got back.

"Nada." I snapped, still kind of panicky.

"God, don't get mad at me." He glared. I just sat on my cot.

"Afligido." I muttered. Magnet just rolled his eyes, and turned to Zigzag.

"She said sorry." He said, annoyed.

"Gracias, Iman." I said gratefully. He's like my older brother, seriously.

The bell rang, and we went to dinner. The girls looked horrified at the food, and were probably going to start out like I did, without eating. They're gonna learn survival just as hard as I did. Boo to them.

"What is this - this - icky stuff!" Ugg shouted. We sat down, Zigzag, Twitch, Fonzie, and I were having an in depth conversation.

"Spark, what's her name?" Twitch asked, gesturing over at Fonzie.

"Ophelia Bardell." I smirked, as Fonzie smacked me in the head.

"It's Fonzie!" She shrieked, while brutally hitting me.

"Ow, Ow, Ow, OWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I cried.

It's so great to have all your friends back.

A.N: Ooh, I think this chapter had too much dialogue, but oh well. PLEASE REVIEW!!!