BUT - I CAN'T DIG!!!!!/GROW UP!!!!!

A/N: Sorry smart blondee, I'll get rid of the mouth :-D Thank youuuuuuuuuus to the reviewers - and ALSO : starcaoe, I'm not saying anything on it. But I have an army of frying pans - let us fight! lol, just kidding. PS - she's reflecting back on the dinner...

Disclaimer: I don't own Holes. No more "witty" disclaimers. XD

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Well - do you wanna know the rest of that dinner? Most of it was conversation...but there was alot of, well - eating going on, too. It was very very interesting! Not really, but...

"When did you meet eachother?" Zigzag asked us, we were still fighting. We were enjoying it, too. It was just the way we were.

"Since - I - went - to - Black - LAKE!!!!!" I screeched, dodging Fonzie. She's got some killer hard punches. I had a large lump on my head when I came here, I don't think I mentioned that.

"Break it up girls!" X-Ray said, glaring at us, seeing as we'd begun to wrestle (I was winning, by the way)

"Why?" I asked sweetly.

"Because I said you would." X-Ray said.

"Why?" Fonzie asked sweetly.

"Stop it!!" X-Ray snapped, his face was bright red! Well, under the circumstances. Everyone was staring at the three of us. Soooo...

"Por Que?" I asked. Magnet, Leelee, and Fonzie (who all knew spanish) burst out laughing. X-Ray glared angrily at Magnet, "WHAT. DID. SHE. SAY?!?!" he hissed.

"Deberia yo decirle?" He asked me. Of course he could tell him!

"Bien Si!"

"She said why!" He grinned.

"Whatever." X-Ray said listlessly.

X-Ray just glared at me. Whatever. I don't care.

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The girls are digging today. Wonderful. Ugg, Smartie, Snickers, Bling, and Snookie will be digging today. AND we get to dig extra. Seven feet. Damn.

"No puedo cavar siete pies! Fallecere! Es injusto! Una Injusticia! No hay ninguna justicia! Soy solo 5'1! Puedo cavar apenas un agujero de cinco pies! Esto no trabajara. Sere seguramente incapaz. Pienso que no puedo, pienso que no puedo..." I cried, as I woke up. Magnet, Leelee, and Fonzie laughed, the others just looked at me like I was mental. Not like I'm not.

(I can't dig seven feet! I will perish! It is unfair! An injustice! There is no justice! I am only 5'1! I can barely dig a five foot hole! It won't work. I will surely be unable. I think I can't, I think I can't...)

"Es ello estu mal?" Magnet asked me.

"YES!!!!!!!!" I screamed.

"No puedo cavar siete pies! No puedo cavar hasto cinco!" I snapped. It's true! I may still be PMSing, but I'm pretty mad!

I can't dig seven feet! I can't even dig five!

"It's not that bad." Magnet said matter-of-factly.

"Fine, fine, whatever you say." I am too tired to deal with this!

"Hon, just dig!" Ugg snapped at me. She can be such a - er - never mind, sometimes, or always...

"Lets see you try." I muttered.

--------ON THE LAKE : TWENTY MINUTES LATER--------

Ugg won't SHUT UP!!!!!

"Oh my god - it's gotta be five feet deep!?"
"I got a blister!"
"I broke a nail!"
"I'm exausted!"
"I'm starving!"
"I can't dig!"
"My hand is bleeding!:
"I'm hot!"
"I'm thirsty!"

You think that was bad? That was before the water truck showed up at ten am! And her friends were just as bad...if not worse

"WATER TRUCK!!!" Squid shouted. We all got into chronological order (A/N: The one I made up). X-Ray, Armpit, Squid, Zigzag, Magnet, Zero, Twitch, and me. The girls line behind me went Fonzie, Snickers, Smartie, Leelee, YoYo, Bling, Snookie, and Ugg. Hah, Ugg was last.

"I'm totally parched!" Ugg was saying to Snookie. Snookie nodded, "So am I! I can't believe we're digging so much!! Like I have SOOO many callouses, it's absolutely wretched!"

Fonzie and I were rolling our eyes so HARD!!! Seriously. Fonzie was doing great! She was about a foot in! The problem was, it was only about three feet wide. She needed to widen it.

"How're you girlies doing?" Mr. Sir asked once he got to Fonzie.

"It's like eight inches deep and it's three feet wide." Fonzie said, "And I have three blisters."

"Dude, like, how can you make us dig! I have, like, three blisters, and my hands hurt sooooooo bad!" Ugg snapped.

"Girlie, y'wanna visit the warden!?"

"Like - will he give me some food, and is he cute?" Ugg asked. Mr. Sir suddenly got a maniacal gleam in his eye. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHH!!!!! I don't mean to laugh, but she's a brat!! I've seen three guys come back with horrible scratch marks. They were - PURPLE!

"Fonzie, how're you doing!?" I asked around two pm. I was five and a half feet into my hole, all the guys were six feet in. Twitch was only about 5'7 in though.

"Good! How far are you in?" She called back to me.

"5 and a half feet. The bloody hole is taller than me!" I screamed.

"Sucks to be you!" She yelled back.

"Doesn't it?"

"I'm shorter than you!" a tiny voice yelled (if that makes sense). There's only one person here shorter than me...

COOL!!! ZERO TALKS!!!

"Yeah, he has a point!" Leelee shouted.

"HE TALKED!!!!!!!!" Six more voices shouted. All male, all shocked, oh whatever. It's not that shocking!

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