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Wizards and Demons for Dummies

 Written by:

Shinigami-Sama1

Edited by: Yugismpuzzle

Chapter three: Into the Forest, Look at my Enemy

Inu Yasha was running as fast as his demon speed could take him leaving behind a very determined Kagome as he entered the forest following the smell of rotten flesh and such things. The trees blurred as he was also a red blur in the swaying wind and limbs. He felt the evil ki of an enemy nearby and pumped up his senses to better accommodate his natural environment: the forest.

Kagome entered the Forest with a worried cast of her energy for protection. Inu Yasha had gone up ahead she still felt his ki so he wasn't that far. But she also felt the sudden drop of temperature and the darkening of the forest even if her miko powers was protecting her from the dark energy. There was no sound in the air and Kagome began to feel frightened. Just as she saw and heard Inu Yasha's voice begin combat up ahead. Taking up a faster pace to reach the clearing before Inu Yasha got to hurt for his own good. As she arrived at the clearing she narrowly missed getting fried by a spell from the offensive wizards. There were two a blond one and a red haired chick. They both had their cloaks torn off and were sweating heavily. Letting her miko power blast the two into the tree, she ran over to Inu Yasha with a happy look on her face.

"Are you okay Inu Yasha?" Kagome asked viewing the slight torn of his Haori's left hand sleeve. Turning back to their surprised opponents Kagome made her Bow and Arrow appear out of her hand from her miko powers. Aiming at the blond one she fired, a bright blue and pink column trailed behind the arrow as it was covered in her miko power. The two wizards ducked out of the way and narrowly got missed as the power dimmed and died out with the arrow stuck on the ground.

"Well girl here I thought you to be a regular muggle. But I see you are a miko. Now prepare to feel the Death Eaters power! Crusio!" the blond haired wizard yelled just as the other one did the same spell on Inu Yasha. But luck has it that both Kagome and Inu Yasha had been covered in Miko power, the spells were deflected. The two wizards looked on with shock and worry on their faces before whistling an eerie sound that came from their wands. Moments latter there erupted many a wizards and some muggles whom had sworn alliance with the dark lord. The two time traveling companions turned to each other with a shrugged they leaped at their enemies and began a mortal combat sequence of fighting techniques. Inu Yasha using the Kaze no Kizu and Kagome her purifying arrows and some blasts of magic from her wand that she kept with her.

The battle raged on the wizards began to get tired by mid morning but our traveling heroes were to used to non-stop combat that by the afternoon the attacking wizards had either been slashed to pieces by Inu Yasha, purified or blasted away by Kagome or had run away when they saw the battle would lead to many casualties and their deaths. Kagome took a good look around before turning to see how Inu Yasha was faring. One of the later wizards had a sharp fencing sword and was fighting with Inu Yasha while she was too distracted to attend or bring up a shield for him.

Inu Yasha was completely covered in blood and bits of debris from the forest and the battle. Taking a good look at one another before turning to limp or walk back to the castle. None looked good for ware and were both beginning to feel hungry because of their exercise and their lack of eating much at school. Turning to look at the sun Kagome decided her class must be in the classroom so walked a little faster trying to hurry Inu Yasha along without hurting his wounds. As she walked in she saw the excited faces and the wondering ones as she and Inu Yasha walked over to her desk. Deciding it would be better to explain everything in two days when their classes met again she put them to work on a spell to destroy a Fengarue.

"Okay everybody, Books and Wands out. Turn to page seven then read the part about Fengarues and practice the hex to kill them on those stupid frog sitting in the cupboard." Kagome slumped on the desk followed by Inu Yasha lying down on his back on top. The class turned at the tired teacher but did as they were told. Kagome laid her head down thinking how she was gonna get out of this and how bad her first day has been. Inu Yasha on the other had was exhausted and didn't even complained when there was a loud screech of chairs scraping stone floors or what not. That battle had worn them out and they had missed lunch and now were starving with their stomachs grumbling loudly. One of the Ravenclaw girls by the name of Luna Lovegood walked up to the desk where she and Inu Yasha had laid or sat down and haven't gotten up yet.

"You know Madam Promprey has a Pepper- Up Potion which will make you feel better. If you want I'll got get her, and tell her if she could give you some." Luna turned to the gold eye that was peering at her from under silver hair.

Turning to a sighing Kagome whom replied "sure will you please Ms. Lovegood."

Luna turned and exited the classroom with an air of importance. As the rest of the class continued to work on their Hexes and conversed amongst themselves. Of course Inu Yasha could perfectly hear them and blushed under his hand that was covering his tired face. Most of the girls were commenting on his hair and eyes and his posterior. Then the boy were the ones that made him mad commenting on Kagome about her chest and everything down and how young she was. But what really got to him was that girl Hermione was it? She was talking to the two boy she always hang out with about how she thought he and Kagome were an item. What the hell is an item?

Harry walked up to the two on the table and asked cautiously. "Um so what happened after Breakfast with Inu Yasha and you Professor Higurashi? If you don't mind my asking." The class drew quiet and even Neville managed to keep silent for a time. Everyone resumed their seats to wait and hear the explanations of the two fighters they heard so much about, from Ron, Harry and Hermione.

"Well that was. . uh. . "Kagome turned to Inu Yasha whom hadn't moved a bit before she continued in calm voice. "Well Inu Yasha had smelled something this morning. It was a creature that you guys might lose your lunch if I give full description of it. Well anyway, me and Inu Yasha ran to the forest we're the creature had vanish when Inu Yasha had smelled it this morning. There where some people dresses in robes a girl with blood red hair and nails and a Blond blue eyed man whom looked like Draco Malfoy or a relative or something like that." the class gasped at the comment and began to take notes to try and piece things together and for later reference. "Well anyway we fought Inu Yasha using his sword's technique the Kaze no Kizu, wound of the wind, and I had my bow and arrows. They were losing the battle but then a lot more people came out of the forest. Inu Yasha said they were humans but had some smell of dark magic on them. Well we kept fighting and trying hard to keep doing everything we could to keep alive. With a good burst of energy of mine I managed to drive them away for now. But one of the latest group had a sword and began to sword fight with Inu Yasha emphasis on the wounds and everything. Well here we are, him wounded. I know he'll heal and all that's why he doesn't want me to tend his wounds, but still he's grumpy when he wants to be but he wouldn't hurt people who don't bother or disturb him at all. But he's an adorable puppy." Kagome smiled and wiggled her index finger in front of Inu Yasha's face, just as he took it to his mouth and held it there. "Hey you mutt let it go!"

"Na. .hu." He said keeping Kagome's finger grasped between his teeth, but on a gentle and firm grip so she wouldn't escape.

"Inu Yasha let me go. Or I'll say it." Kagome growled a growl to make Inu Yasha proud of.

"Ir 'ip it of' if ya 'ay it." He said around her finger. Kagome paled and nodded as many of the students began to laugh at Kagome's predicament. Luna Lovegood entered the classroom followed by Madam Promprey, whom nearly dropped the flask when she saw Inu Yasha on the table with Kagome's finger in his mouth.

Nobody saw how one minute Inu Yasha was at the table teasing Kagome and the next by Madam Promprey catching the flask before it shattered on the floor.

"Keh. Baba you should know better than to drop something like this." Inu Yasha handed the flask back to a startled Madam Promprey. The class was stunned, Inu Yasha had moved faster then evens the snitch at a Quidditch game.

"Now, Now young man sit down and let me tend those bloodied wounds. They might get infected. Professor Higurashi you let your friend run around like this? I would think better from a miko trained in the art of healing and defense such as your self. Look at the poor young man. Are you hungry dear? Do you want something to eat?" Madam Promprey began a steady inspection of Inu Yasha while he stood there too stunned to retort back or try and get away as Madam Promprey began to strip him of his Haori and Kosode. The whole class was horrified at what they saw when his top came off. Madam Promprey gasped with a n angry and horrified look on her face and Kagome yelled at Inu Yasha with a pissed of voice.

"I told you so!"

The look of pure horror crossed the face of many of the students as they took one good look at Inu Yasha's exposed chest and upper body, (An: Hey I'd of taken a good look too if you get my drift.) It was mostly covered in little gashes and thick long wounds that ran from left to right on his body. Blood was already caking on the wounds as his demon heritage kicked in to cure the damage inflicted. Madam Promprey ran a finger by one of the smaller cuts that had caked, and the dried blood came off leaving nothing but pure, glossy, healthy smooth skin in its wake. The class began a commotion and everything asking many questions at once, making Inu Yasha's poor ears hurt.

"Silence!" Kagome yelled making Inu Yasha wince in pain. The students quieted down and listened to Kagome as she explained the workings of Inu Yasha's body and why was recuperating at an abnormal rate. "Look his demon blood recuperates fast. It's in the demon nature to fight and so the blood needs to heal faster so it wouldn't take time to heal and get attacked while doing it. Besides Inu Yasha has been in plenty of fights that could have killed him, so no need to worry he isn't dying because of some wounds made with a regular sword. Also as you guys may have noticed he has dog ears on top of his head and they are very sensitive to sound. So no more yelling screaming or loud talk around him, he can hear everything even a whisper in the classroom or two miles away. Please be nice to him he's had a bad childhood and is naturally grumpy all day except when tempted to be fed with ramen. Okay Madam Promprey you can have him just be gentle." With that Kagome turned to see on her Desk many bowls filled with food as Inu Yasha took a whiff of something on the table and was there in a second eating ramen out of a bowl. At the side of the table stood a house-elf with long pointy ears and big bright green eyes.

"Hello Professor. I'm Dobby the house-elf. If you need anything just call me. Oh hello there Harry Potter. Well I'm off bye." Just as he was about to vanish Inu Yasha grabbed him from behind the collar of the dusty rag he wore. Bringing him to eye level Inu Yasha asked Kagome without taking his eyes off the creature that called himself 'Dobby the House-elf'.

"OI Kagome what is this thing?" Taking a sniff at him Inu Yasha nearly passed out, throwing poor dobby into the air with anger. "Pew, that thing smells. What is it?" The class was now watching as Hermione did the levitation spell and made Dobby land softly on one of the tables.

"That thing Inu Yasha would be a house-elf. They tend to keep the whole school fed and running nice and clean. Also they prepare the food and keep the four houses and the staff bedrooms clean. "Madam Promprey turned to Kagome with a piercing look. "You let him free talk like this? Absurd. A demon wandering the halls of Hogwarts and yet letting him eat and stay in front of the students? That is very dangerous. We here at Hogwarts have tried to keep our school safe for all, muggle, half-muggles/ wizards and wizards of this school. I am sure Dumbledore-"

"Would be please to make an acquaintance with the demon whom help save the school from searching Death Eaters in the forest." In walked a very old man with glasses that looked like half moons on his face. The whole classed looked on with wonder, Professor Dumbledore, the headmaster, never had walked in a class before. Yet here ha was purple robes and white beard all present. "I've have heard much about you Inu Yasha, half-demon son of Lord Inutashio a great demon of the Western lands in Feudal age Japan. Traveled with our new teacher Ms. Kagome Higurashi who is the Re-incarnation of the Priestess Kikyo whom was Priestess Midoriko's fiftieth descendant. You whom will destroy the all powerful half demon Naraku which tainted the Jewel of Four Souls with the hatred for the priestess his past human body, Onigumo, one loved, Kikyo. Yet you traveled after being unsealed from the god tree with the re-incarnate of the one whom sealed you fifty years prior. Accepted by the village near the forest whom has taken your name sake. Accompanied by a Monk with no morals; a Demon slayer the last of her kind; and an orphaned kit whom Kagome here has adopted. Sought after by an elder brother whom wants your sword which you inherited from your father, and to kill you for being a half-human. Yet you complain to the girl who first accepted you as what you are and defended you against feudal society for disgracing and calling you names for your parentage. Perhaps you do not wish to let go of the anger in you that binds you to your dead priestess lover Kikyo. Comparing both to one another when you know they are as different as the moon and sun." the class took another breath of air as Professor Dumbledore continued to berate Inu Yasha and they get to learn a little more of the two people who had entered the forest. "I welcome you here for this is troubled times and we need all the help we can receive but I comment you Inu Yasha to refrain from comparing the two mikos to one another while in this school. There is only equality here and no down- grading understood? Good. Well have a good day and rest up and eat, you've had a busy day." Professor Dumbledore walked out of the room leaving a very stunned class and perturbed Inu Yasha.

"How the hell did he know that?"

That thought rose through everybody whom asked any of the first students to leave, the Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom, what had happened in the class as the rest of the school awaited their turn with anxiety. Most of the rumors now flying around the school was that there were Death Eaters in the forest and nobody wanted Kagome or Inu Yasha to leave. They had new heroes now and most of the students began bribing Inu Yasha into company with a giant bowl of Ramen. Halloween drew near and the decoration was being put up by none other than Inu Yasha himself, grumbling all the way. Some students stopped to help, when the teachers weren't looking

Kagome walked to the entrance hall where there was Inu Yasha climbing up the wall with his claws and trying put up a long twirled ribbon of black and orange. With a swish of her wand she made sure it stayed while Inu Yasha came back down. Looking a little perturbed at his guilty looking face she said. "Hey Inu Yasha what's the matter?"

Inu Yasha reached into his Haori and pulled out a clean nice pair of pink panties with bubbles. "That stupid ghost threw them or should I say hooked them on my ears when everyone was going to their classes. They saw them." Handing them to a very red looking miko, whom hid them in her robes before leaving to find a certain ghost by the name of Peeves the Protagonist.

Peeves after having a run in with a very pissed of miko about some joke he played on the dog demon, whom couldn't catch him; helped out as much as he could learning ways to piss of the miko without having her blast him to the underworld. Halloween was a much awaited occasion, and not just because the food and candy, but because some the students persuaded Kagome and Inu Yasha to re-enact one of their adventures during when they went to the past.

The first Quidditch game was to be held on Halloween and everyone was asking Inu Yasha to join the fun afterwards if the Gryffindor team won and the Ravenclaws were complaining that he was going to visit them after the game when they won. (it was a Gryffindor vs. Ravenclaw game). Everyone was confusing the two when Inu Yasha said something rude and Kagome got all up in his face. Then there was quiet while everyone flipped their heads back and forth from Kagome to Inu Yasha and back. They were getting used to this type of arguments and they have gotten to view them as an interesting thing to view.

"Inu Yasha apologize to Miranda, you do not say things like that!"

"Keh that bitch deserves it."

"Inu Yasha apologize now or else I'll say it."

"Iie, That bitch needs to learn not to insult a demon."

"Look I'm sure she didn't mean it. Now Apologize!"

"No!"

"Yes!"

"NO!"

"YES!"

"NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!"

"OSUWARI!!!!!!"

Splat

"Stupid Bitch!"

Ignorant Mutt!"

"Stuck up Wench!"

"Egoistic Male!"

"You could never be like Kikyo! She's far more nice and pretty."

There was a gasp from the class. They have heard the story of Kikyo Inu Yasha's dead lover brought back to like trying to take Inu Yasha to hell for killing her, which he really didn't it was some other dude named Naraku. They may have been used to these insults but it still surprised them how mean Inu Yasha could really be. Of course if it wasn't for Melody Miranda there wouldn't be an argument and they wouldn't be here waiting while they rest of the school ran out to the Quidditch stadium out back of the school.

"Well if you like her so much, then go back to the feudal era and go to hell with her. Oh I forgot you need the jewel shards don't you to become a demon and then kill yourself. Well you can just go to hell. Class Dismissed." Kagome ran off towards the classroom door and down the right side of the hallway. Some of the student stood stunned then decided they better leave the lovers-feud alone or they might end up with their en-piled upon a stake.

Kagome ran down the right side of the corridor leading to where the south side tower which was abandoned stood with dark windows looming out into the open lake air. She knew she would miss the fist Quidditch game if she didn't go back, but she didn't care. Inu Yasha had insulted HER one too many times. As she made her way up the stairs where many of the portraits were dirty and asleep, her miko senses began giving her a warning that something was bad. Yet Kagome was too wrapped up to see the trailing yellow snake eyes or the soft pads of several dark figures that kept to the shadows. The noise that came from the other side of the school reached her ears and she wanted to go down when she noticed that she was surrounded. Bringing out her wand she tried to get the figures that were closing in, on her and her only defense was her wand. With a loud "KYAAA!!!" of fright she let her miko powers shoot out of her body so maybe Inu Yasha could get to her if she tried to hold them off.

A dark face came into her view as she lay on the floor nearly passing out from a wound to the head with what had felt like a sword butt or a hard object. The voice was a silver of death and she knew who it was instantly. From all she heard she never thought she'll meet someone with a darker aurora than Naraku. There before her stood none other than the Dark Lord himself, Lord Voldermont, in all his dark glory with a dozen Death Eaters surrounding her and her only means of escape.

"Well, well what do we have here? Ms. Higurashi was it? Well you seemed to have destroyed many of my best Death Eaters whom I had sent to capture Harry Potter yet here I have someone worth my attention, a miko. You know why we wizards fear mikos? No? well it's because their purity and good heart contradicts our philosophy of magic and that we need wands to use it. You see since your dear ancestor Midoriko we have never have found a miko out of Japan, and well its an over populated country and we don't want a muggle infested country filled with mikos whom protect them." Voldermont leaned his face closer to Kagome whom was beginning to lose consciousness and then said to his followers. "Pick her up you ninnies, she's coming with us. No need to give Hogwarts it's only weapon against us now up." The band of Death Eaters and their lord walked to the window where out they could see a giant green Forestmusk Dragon heading their way as three other ones entertained and blasted the Quidditch game and its viewing students. Voldermont say a red streak that began slicing and destroying the approaching dragons and decided to leave before he spotted them. Hauling the nearly unconscious miko he said into her ear." Say bye bye to your demon-lover for you will never see him alive again, hahahahahah."

The Forestmusk Dragon flaunted away from the tower and flew to the rising darkness to the south of the school. The wind whipped many of the flames to the retreating figures in the school and the only demon present felt a cold chill creep down his spine. Chaos was being replaced with order as mostly everyone entered the school unhindered, yet Inu Yasha stood on the Quidditch ground catching the scent of Blood, Kagome's blood and looked to the horizon to see a retreating form in the sky.

"KAGOME!!!!!!!!"

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Shinigami-Sama1: Hey sorry about the short chapters but I want to take a break from writing at least for two days. Also I hope you guys like the chapter even though it was short by my comparison so enjoy what you will and if you review then I'll update soon.

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