El Papio walked into the Gryffindor Common Room and stood on Harry's foot.
"AAAAAH" Harry squealed in pain. El Papio looked up at Harry in surprise, only just realizing that there was someone in the room. Papio had thought he was a fancy, magical coat rack.
But, you see, El Papio was not quite as straight as a normal, fancy, magical coat rack. He was, in fact, a slightly bent fancy magical coat rack. So, he was immediately attracted to Harry's long, black, rather screwed up head of hair and enticing green eyes.
"Harry! What's wrong? I heard you shout!" Ginny exclaimed worriedly, rubbing her eyes blearily as she descended the stairs leading from the girls' dormitories.
"AAAAAH!"
"Harry! You did it again!" Ginny scolded. She had not yet noticed the scary Mexican fancy magical coat rack standing on Harry's foot. Also, it didn't help that she was absolutely, completely NAKEY.
"I know what I'D like to do…. AGAIN." Said the Mexican huskily with a slightly Mexican accent. However, inside, he was dealing with a horrible internal conflicky. He could not decide if his fancy magical coat rack should be straight or bent. He compromised with making a new fancy magical coat rack, one that was bent and the other straight. "Okay, I have you now. I have you BOTH now. How you English say… oh yes, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! HA! Ok El Papio be done."
"All right then – " Harry began quickly, but he was drowned out by a sudden familiar Mexican chant.
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Excuse ME!" Ginny shouted, shocked by this whole deal. She still had not realized the scary, Mexican, fancy, magical coat rack despite this whole "MWAHAHA" arrangement. She also didn't comprehend that it was not appropriate to be seen nakey in front of horny men with beards.
"I HAVE A BEARD! YOU WILL NOT SAY EXCUSE ME TO A MAN WITH A BEARD!" El Papio screeched, stomping his foot.
"AAAAAAAAAH!" Ginny screamed, just now understanding that there was a scary Mexican fancy magical coat rack standing on Harry's foot and that she was, in fact, NAKEY in front of a horny bearded man and her brother's best friend.
"EXACTLY!" Harry said, shaking his finger at the nakey redheaded girl. She then proceeded to try and scurry up the stairs, failing miserably and resulting in exposing her buttocks further. El Papio began to snort rather loudly, and Harry's face began to turn the color of a radish-however, Ginny noticed that he had still not taken his annoyingly bright emerald eyes off of her ass-ets.
"Wanna have a three way with a scary Mexican fancy magical coat rack?" El Papio proposed, wiggling his unibrow.
Harry and Ginny looked at each other briefly. They didn't even bother saying yes, and just jumped on top of El Papio.
They suddenly realized why Mexican men have big feet.
El Papio will be leaving the St. Mungo's this Saturday.
A:N:Erin and Laur strike again! MWAHAHAHAHA!
This is what happens when you combine two hyper teenagers who have had too much coca cola with oatmeal chocolate chip cookies.
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