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Wizards and Demons for Dummies

Written by:

Shinigami-Sama1

Chapter five: Reunion of the Best and Worst Kind.

The next day was mighty busy, with all the missed work the students had to listen closely to what Kagome had to say. Inu Yasha sat on one of the neighboring trees as he watched Kagome try and teach her students some real combat fighting.

"Okay you guys. You have to channel your powers through the weapon of your choice. If you noticed already my powers are blue and pink. Yours will be different depending on what characteristics you posses." Kagome turned to the tree Inu Yasha was sitting on and fired. The arrow blurred blue/pink and Inu Yasha jumped for all he was worth from the tree rather than be incinerated with Kagome's powers. Kagome turned to the students and said with a happy smile. "See now find an object and try and make your powers go through the weapon so you may destroy the object." As the Students retreated far away from the argument that was sure to begin with the miko and the demon, they commenced practice, Harry, Luna and Neville being more successful than most.

"What do you think you were doing wench? Were you trying to kill me?" Inu Yasha growled a demon warning that by all means he was beyond pissed out. How in the seven hells did Kagome thought she was gonna pull that shit off? Hell he'd kill her if he didn't love her that much. A damn shame he was letting a bitch control him instead of the other way around. His father must be rolling in the grave right now laughing at his expense.

"I was just demonstrating, Inu Yasha. I'm sorry if I scared you or something." Kagome said sweetly turning on her charm to get Inu Yasha to give in. of course Inu Yasha would have melted had he not seen the wicked look in Kagome's eyes. Nope that was a no-no.

"Look wench you can't fool me. You did that to get me to move and I told you before you are suppose to listen to me." Inu Yasha growled a true dog demon growl while Kagome turned happily to where the students were practicing and trying hard to aim right and do what they could to get their powers into the weapon. They were using a variety of weapons ranging from 11th century swords of Middle Age Era England to 17th century French fencing blades, from Roman made javelins to Japanese cut battle fans. Most of the girl had the fans.

"Sure Inu Yasha I'm protected by my own aurora, so please refrain from challenging me in my aurora or else you will get sat or fried. Remember what happened when you yelled at Flinch for hiding the cat when you were about to pounce on her. I told you once I wont tell you again, leave that cat alone, it does not want to be chased all over the school and be played with it. You leave Mrs. Norris alone okay Inu Yasha?" Kagome pointed her finger to him, she narrowed her eyes and a flash of blue pink light flashed in the sky. "You better promise not to hurt her, flinch loves her. I'll make you a deal. How about I send for Buyo so you could play with him. He likes you, you like him, you will both be happy without getting in to trouble." Kagome clapped her hands and walked away from a very confused Hanyou which by all understandment he couldn't get his brain to work to understand what Kagome had said. With a shrugged he walked to where some students were butchering the art of swordsmanship.

A week later while everyone was eating lunch and were talking about the training and the latest fight between Inu Yasha and Kagome which involved one of Kagome's pillows which was found in Inu Yasha tree. Everyone had a hell of a time watching the argument unfold, hell they practiced their DA and then when perfected their spell to an immediate active when summon they would watch Kagome and Inu Yasha argue like never before. Mostly everyone was eating some sort of flavored Ramen (the schools new favorite dish thanks to Inu Yasha). The owls post mails came in, multi colored browns to grey, white and black owls came into the Mess Hall dropping the mails in front of each student. Then came a giant Barn owl that carried a very fat looking Cat which by all means being that high wasn't scared, it just looked bored.

Inu Yasha was the first to spot the cat and jumped up to retrieve it from the Gryffindor table. Everyone watched as he narrowly missed scratching the owl as he took the cat from it. With an Angry hoot the owl turned around and flew out the window back to where it came from.

"Buyo!" Inu Yasha happily petted the lazy cat as he sat back down on the table. Everyone including Harry, Ron and Hermione turned to look at the fat cat which was not afraid of the dog demon. Lets explain why everyone was surprise, mostly everyone whom had a cat was afraid that their cat could get hurt, plus Inu Yasha wasn't helping much because he always chased the first cat he smelled, saw or heard.

Kagome walked down from the Staff table and sat down next to Inu Yasha. "See I told you mom would send Buyo if I'd asked her to." Kagome petted Inu Yasha's bouncy ears as he tried to get Buyo to do some exercises . Mostly everyone near them was enchanted as to how the cat would let Inu Yasha pet it and fondle it.

The bell rang and mostly everyone that was Slytherin or Hufflepuff sixth year followed Kagome and Inu Yasha to the DADA room. As they entered they sat down on their seats and began to practice their dissolving/invisibility spell "Desorvois Vistais" They practice on the frog available to them, they keep getting new ones when they couldn't find the other ones, and everyday they had a fresh batch of Frogs ready for practicing spells.

Inu Yasha laid on the floor with Buyo on top (not that way you perverts) and he held Buyo by the front paws as he began to swing his little body back and forth. Kagome sat on her table taking notes on what everyone was doing and how well they might make on the next test they had to take.

Draco was getting pretty bored as to what everyone was doing and also was getting pretty frustrated at not getting this spell right away. Crabbe and Goyle were trying their best at not shoot each other with their wands and their frogs kept getting away of getting killed. With a malicious look Draco walked up to where Kagome's Desk was seated at the front of the class. Eddie saw what Draco was about to do.

"Professor Higurashi, may I ask you a question?" Draco asked with a sick sweet smile. He held a flask of warts potion he had made and sneaked out of the Potion's classroom the day before and he was gonna get back at Kagome for not getting rid of the dragons once and for all.

"Sure what is it Malfoy? As you see I have many things to do, and next lessons test to plan." Kagome smiled a genuine smile but behind her closed happy eyes was a sharpened miko and she had detected a malicious vive coming from him since he had gotten up. She knew what he held behind his back and then what he planed on doing.

"Oh well I just wanted to know if you-"Malfoy was cut off by Inu Yasha which took the bottle held behind Draco's back and put it on the desk. With a slight "Keh" Inu Yasha walked away from them, going back to his original position of playing with lazy cat.

"Well, well Mr. Malfoy it seems you were gonna play a cruel trick on me, forty points from Slytherin for Mr. Malfoy's deceivement and a week of Detention for you." Kagome said with a very calm serine voice, most of the class felt the chills her aurora was expelling. Kagome was not known to give detentions but now they guessed she had every right to do so.

The month of November passed quickly with out major battle involvement, most of the students have had some battle combat with minor youkai's and random trolls, ghouls and zombies. They were found wandering the outskirt of Kagome's aurora field and where trying to get in unnoticed. The fist Hogsmead weekend was uneventful and the next was looked forward to with Inu Yasha and Kagome in tow. December the first arose with great packs of snow on the school grounds and many of the students were happy to have just over two weeks before winter Vacation was to commence. As Kagome dressed and washed (out of Inu Yasha's view of course) she sensed something familiar approaching the aurora field, that's when she felt four familiar auroras and let them pass the barrier without any trouble. As pulled on her blue robe she shouted at Inu Yasha whom was sitting on her desk playing with Buyo as he waited for her to get ready so they could eat some breakfast.

"Hey Inu Yasha come on!" Kagome yelled over her shoulder as she ran out the door. "Sango, Shippo, Miroku and Kirara are coming. Let go meet them!" Kagome happily bounced through the Hallway followed by Inu Yasha grumbling about stupid kitsune and bozou hoshin. They bounded through the hallways, most of the students which had Professor Binns this morning saw them heading to the Forbidden Forest and they were compelled to follow them, with their weapons in hand just in case they saw them. It was Kagome's and Inu Yasha's training was to keep the weapon at hand and if they didn't well it was five points for each student without the weapon.

As Kagome and Inu Yasha arrived at the edge of the forest; a giant cat with double tails and fire busting from its feet landed in front of them. Three people got off, make it more like a child looking kitsune and two people. The child spotting Kagome ran to her and lunged himself into her arms. Kagome caught him and held him to herself relishing in the feeling of having her little 'baby' demon with her again.

"Kagome-Chan!" the Taijin said as she went to hug her friend of longest. The giant cat turned into a little two tailed adorable little one foot tall miniature demon cat. It curled around Kagome's legs and meowed a greeting to the miko. The third arrival a monk, walked calmly to where the girls were gathered and made to move and hug them but his hands wandered lower than was proper to.

"Hentai!!!!!!!!" Both girls yelled with a fury as Kagome shocked him with her aurora and the Taijin hit his skull with her giant boomerang. Both Inu Yasha and the little kit shook their heads as if saying 'he never learns.'

"Oi bozou you should learn to keep your wandering hands to your self." Inu Yasha grumbled as he turned to look at the gathering students behind them. "Oi don't you guys have classes? I wouldn't want to report to Dumbledore about your lack of studies." The students grumbled and made their way to where the school was situated muttering about demons whom don't let them have fun.

"Kagome what happened? Where are we? We were waiting for you guys by the well for a while then an army of demons appeared and a hole opened up in the sky and we were all sucked in." the Taijin commented as she picked up her wandering demon cat which was getting close to the fat cat by Inu Yasha's feet. "There was an evil laugh and then we saw many people dresses in the same clothes you were wearing , but black. There was a man with red eyes and snake like skin, he looked like a youkai. We ran from there on Kirara and flew to where Miroku said you ki laid and here we are. We finally found you. Do you know how we got here?"

Kagome turned to Inu Yasha with a look of pure concern and worry, with a nod from the demon she said to the arrived group. "Sango-Chan Miroku-Sama come on we need to talk to a man by the name of Dumbledore.. He should know how you guys got here and try to figure out what to do with the information you have given us." With the little Kitsune in her arms, Kagome grabbed Inu Yasha's hand and walked fast towards the school their friends in tow. Quickly taking the fastest corridor to Professor's Dumbledore office they passed Professor's Firenze's divination's classroom, the centaur stepped out.

Inu Yasha had never met a creature like him, half man and half horse. He did not radiate of death of malicious nature but any how he still put his hand on the hilt of his sword. Kagome was the one to step up. She had met him when she had gone looking for Inu Yasha that first day she had arrived at Hogwarts. "Firenze, would you like something?" Kagome ever so politely said. She knew the centaur could read the stars and yet refused to give the meaning of everything; putting it all into riddles that it was all hard to understand.

"Professor Higurashi, beware of the planet Saturn he steppes lightly on to the light of your star. Mirror the image and keep all kindle burning even on the darkest of night. Good day and keep safe. Do come over to my class sometime you would find the stars a great help in the battles to come." Firenze turned to Inu Yasha with a gaze that penetrated his soul. "Lord Inu Yasha you need to see Venus from the shadows of Mars, yet all you seek is Jupiter when it all lies in the moon. Keep you spirits high and look towards Pluto and Neptune for guidance and let all past acquaintances get reacquainted with the lord of Pluto. Good luck and good day to you Lord Inu Yasha." Firenze trotted back into his class leaving the shard hunting group confused and shocked.

"Come on you guys I'll ask Professor Firenze about that little burst of advice on the stars later. We need to get to Professor Dumbledore's office." Kagome began to trot again as they made their way to where the Statue of an Eagle was situated by the entrance to Dumbledore's office. "Strawberry shortcake." Kagome stated, then the eagle began to rotate upwards and she hopped on the first stair step that appeared. "Come on hop on. It'll take us up, or do you want to climb when it stops moving?"

Sango held on to Kirara as she stepped on to the next stair step that was rotating, Inu Yasha and Miroku followed more suspiciously. The eagle rotated up the narrow tower till it stopped in front of a double door entrance. With a knock, there was a moment before a voice said 'Enter'. With a nod to the others, Kagome opened the door and walked into the office.

Dumbledore's office was stacked with books and snoring portraits of past Headmasters and wizards and witches of high reputation. On a shelf sat the sorting had snoring but with a twitching fold for an eye open. A bowl with a high stick hanging over it sat a phoenix with an aged looking appearance. Dumbledore sat on the chair by his desk and motioned for the others to sit in the five chairs that were situated by the desk. As they all sat down, the phoenix busted into flames; everyone turned to look as the ex-bird fell into ashes in the bowl.

"Oh my god. That poor little thing, how did that happen?" Sango commented as mostly everyone nodded in agreement. There was a moment of silence as they took a good look at the pile of ash that now sat on the bowl.

"Linguistico. And it was about time too. Poor Fawks was looking dreadful for days." Everyone turned to look at Dumbledore and his serene face. He had done the Language spell on the new arrivals. Yet they all could now understand what he was saying.

"Looking dreadful? About time? You were waiting for it to die?!" Sango said as she took another glance at the smoldering ashes. She could just not believe was this man was saying. It was time for the bird to die? But he just burst in flames and burn to death.

"Well you see Fawks was a Phoenix and well when they begin to look like that they bust into flames." Dumbledore walked over to the bowl of ashes and took out a little hatchling. "Then they are reborn in the ashes. Isn't he adorable? Phoenix are rare and beautiful creatures but very loyal. A phoenix tears can heal many wounds. Now I suspect you are not here to watch Fawks get reborn, what is it you wish to speak to me about Professor Higurashi, oh and do introduce your friends if they are to be staying." Sitting back down Dumbledore took a sip from his pumpkin juice that was sitting with ice on the desk.

"Well Professor Dumbledore, this here is the Taijin Sango and the Hoshin Miroku, and this adorable little kitsune is my little baby Shippo. That Demon cat is Kirara, Sango's companion. Well they gave us very disturbing information. I have reason to believe that Voldermont found a way to open a portal through time and has now Demons under his control. If that is true then he will come to Hogwarts with more force than ever before." Kagome exclaimed as she looked at Professor Dumbledore with worry in her misty-stormy blue-grey eyes. Inu Yasha nodded in his seat, if Kagome was afraid then so will it he will watch this school like a hawk; just to keep her safe.

"Tell me Taijin, what did the man that summoned thee looked like?" Dumbledore asked with a serene expression. The sincerity and full attention he gave them was most comforting to the group of shard hunters with a new development in problems.

"Well he had glowing red snake eyes, and his skin was a paled green like a snake. He had no hair of what I could see, and was surrounded by many other people in robes. A blond one, that was closer, tried to kill us with magic coming from a wand. Then they had dragons, bigger than we have ever seen. It was a big house of old, yet not nothing like we have seen." Sango folded her hands in her lap and looked at the fast growing chick. Maybe if she told them the other thing it might be better, nah she didn't want to worry them further.

"Well it seems that Voldermont has found a spell to open a portal from your world to this. But how I wonder? All the books of the ancient have been lost to us for many centuries when people used to time travel. Demons of bad nature brought to our world; yet commanded and under the control of Voldermont and his Death Eaters. Well thank you lady Sango and I hope you could replace Professor Higurashi as a combat Professor so Miss Kagome could teach Defense Against the Dark Arts. I'm sure Mr. Miroku could patrol the school, with out direct contact with any of the female students and The kitsune Shippo could help explain the working of the demon society when in your class miss Higurashi. Will you all take the job? We need someone to go with the students to the next Hogmead visit which is to take place in Two days." Dumbledore's kind face convinced the shard hunting group to stay in the school for the remainder of the year. Just to make sure nothing bad happened.

The next day was a commotion in the Mess Hall. Everyone had heard about the two new additions to the faculty and were now viewing them for the first time. The Taijin in the fighting combat out fit stood out with the giant boomerang strapped to her back as Inu Yasha introduced her as Sango. Most of the girls began making her their idol by following her around, when not in class. When Miroku was introduced as a Perverted Monk, no one believed Inu Yasha till most of the girls ended up slapping him for caressing their backside or asking them to bear his child. It was made a rule that all girls were to travel in numbers for the safety of wandering hands.

Inu Yasha walked up to the Gryffindor table followed by Sango, Kirara and Miroku (Shippo decided to hang out with Kagome at the faculty table.); He spotted Lavender Brown and Pavarti Patilt as he walked by them. Finding the people he wanted to see he sat down next to Ron and Harry. Sango went to the other side and sat next to Hermione as Miroku sat beside her next to Neville Longbottom.

"Hello, I'm Harry this is Ron, She's Hermione and that's Neville. Welcome to the Gryffindor Table." Harry said. Everyone nodded in coherent with their names being called. Sango and Miroku stared in wonder as plated filled with food appeared on the table. Ramen, cakes, eggs, sausages, Bacon, toast, jam and butter. Many of the students served themselves and began to eat a healthy breakfast. Sango served her self a little of everything and some pumpkin juice for a taste. Inu Yasha as always took a bowl of Ramen and munched down. Miroku took whatever he wanted, plus he liked how the things just appeared out of the table like magic.

"Iitadakimasu!!" Sango and Miroku said before digging in to their breackfast with glee at how delicious the food was here. They munched on waffles and toast and chewed on bacon, ham and eggs. The students around them seemed to offer advice to what food was good in their opinion and they tried a few things.

Just then Peeves waltzed into the Mess Hall with a bucket that was dripping goo and smelling like dead animals. Most of the students stopped eating and ran out the double doors to go vomit their breakfast thanks to Peeves. Kagome stood on the Hufflepuff Table and took out her wand. With careful aim she took the bucket from Peeves and sent it hurling to the Forbidden Forest. Peeves turned to the miko with a slight nervous look. "Hello Professor a please seeing you here. I'll be going if you don't mind, my Lord the Bloody Baron waits for no one to clean the Bloody cloak and scrub his sword." Peeves was beginning to back away to the doors.

"I don't think so Peeves. First you scrub the dungeons and South Tower then you can do what you have to do." Kagome said with a grunt of disapproval. "I want the South Tower Spotless when I go up to investigate something later. Do I make my self clear?"

"Yes perfectly clear Professor. I'll be seeing you around Professor, ta ta." Peeves flew out the room with a force to make many robes fly. The rest of the Morning hours were uneventful. As Kagome explained to the students that Sango and Miroku were to take over the Combat Fighting class, a loud explosion was heard from the other side of the forest, by the town of Hogmead.

"Inu Yasha lets go!!!" Kagome yelled as she grabbed her bow and arrows. "You guys have a free period today. Practice your fighting because next time you'll demonstrate your abilities of combat. Stay close to the school, we'll go see what the commotion was about." With a land Inu Yasha grabbed Kagome and loaded her on his back as he took off towards Hogmead. Sango and Miroku followed on Kirara, as Shippo was left behind to watch the students.

As the shard hunting group neared the town that saw; what was a giant crater that was at the center of town. Most of the wizards had begun to flee to the woods just beyond the mountain. The crater was still smoking when they got near enough, but as the smoke subsided they saw some people they wished to not see in this time and at this place where they had to protect far more than they could.

The smoked cleared to revel a miko in red Hakama and white Haori with raven hair and deep soul-less brown earth eyes. Ser skin was pale as the moon and her hair dark as the night. Many soul gathering demons floated near her giving her an eerie glow. Next to the miko stood the demoness of the wind with burning red eyes and cropped raven hair. Her kimono slashed with red marks here and there and in her hand she held a fan. By her side stood a little girl as transparent as the clouds that floated above their heads, eyes a glossy white and form a transparent mist in her small hands she held a mirror.

"Hello Inu Yasha. What a pleasant surprise to see you here." The Demoness said as she twirled her fan in her hands.

"Kagura. Kanna. Kikyo."

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