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Satou: Let's begin, shall we? The chapters are now written one adventure at a time x3

Ichigo: Wowy! We' ve got comments! oo"

Satou: Really? Yay!

To EternalFluffy: Of course I'll be continuing :)

To KrysofDeath: tons of Kish/Ichigoness is on its way in later Chapters nn I' ll update once every day so we get to Kish/Ichigo fluff faster.

To Mew-Nakachigo: You bet there' ll be Kish/Ichigo fluff and Tart/Purin! This chapter is all about Tart/Purin fluff, afterall :3

Chapter 3 --------------- Are We There yet? (TartxPurin)

It was night. Darkness had closed in over tje sky like a blanket and the stars were glowing at their brightest. But what was this horrible image? A giant bat soaring past the moon! It's black body blocked light and threw a shadow over the Earth below. Sitting on the creature's back was Mew Purin and Tarto. Tarto was sitting up near the bat's head while Purin stared up at the sky a few feet away. The bat was huge and ethier of them could've been sleeping 3 feet apart but nethier wanted to.

".... Are we there yet?" Purin asked boredly. She' d counted over 5 million trees on their journey and she still wasn't at Anima Kingdom! What kind of a kidnapper took 3 hours to get to their lair of evil? Purin couldn't fight evil yet, evil was her ride to evil and that wouldn't work out! She waited for an answer, her own logic confusing her, and repeated her question.

"Psssssst! Are we there yet?"

Tarto twitched one of his large ears and glared at her. He couldn't stand the way she talked to him! Treating him like a commnor! The nerve of that witch!

"No, we aren't." He said dully, his voice firm and filled with hints of annoyance. Purin sighed and crawled over to Tarto, since standing on a flying bat wasn't clever, and pressed her back against his. Tarto growled and turned around, pushing Purin a couple feet back and then turning around. Purin whimpered and he struggled to control his temper. She was so annoying.

"Tarto-kuuuun? I'm hungry."

"Eat your tail, you witch."

"No. Purin doesn't like eatting her tail."

"Then eat something."

"But I don't have anything to eat, Tarto-kuun. Feed your prisoner, pwease?"

Tarto had already taken his fill on Purin's talking. He turned around and stood up, wanting to prove he was taller then her and, therefore, had more power then she ever would. The bat shreiked as Tarto's feet pressed into it shoulders and jerked its back to knock the pressure source off.

"Tar-Tar!" Purin screamed as Tarto fell on his back, staring up at the sky in a daze. His head hurt... Bad. "Tar-Tar! Are you okies?" Purin asked loudly in concern as she crawled over to him. Tart just stared and then, comign o his senses, sat up. His face was bright red and his head was spinning, now a bit more from blushing so hard then the fall. She had leaned over him! He thought she was going to kiss him!

"What's your problem?!" Tart snapped angrily as the pain in his head continued to ring on and on. He'd deal with Purin before his head, since she was enough to give him a head ach.

"Oh good! I thought you were hurt! I guess your okies." Purin replied simply as she crawled back to her "side of the bat". Tarto stared and then turned around again. Purin could entertain herself and now he didn't need to worry about her bothering him, right?

Minutes passed and, 20 minutes after Purin stopped talking to Tarto, Tarto felt a bit worried. Purin had bugged him every five seconds before then but he hadn't heard a peep from her. He scolded himself for worrying and tried to continue looking for his kingdom. He was happy that Purin had shut up! Maybe she'd died or something! For some reason that didn't make him very thrilled but actually a bit sick.

"Purin are you?"

"Na... No... Da...." Tarto turned around to see Purin was sleeping, probbly bored out of her wits. He sighed and then turned around again to keep watch. At least she was ok... Though he'd never admit that was the reason he suddenly felt better.

An hour later Tarto had fallen asleep too. He was just sleeping and didn't notice that his Anima Bat had flown passed his Kingdom and had turned around. His bat was headed for the old Pure Palace...

--------------------Chapter 3 end

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