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Never Get A Saiyan MadChapter Five: Interruptions
"Okay guys, it's time to get to work," Gohan said as he and the two young Saiyans finished eating.
"Aw, do we have to, Gohan?" Goten whined.
"Yeah, Gohan. We've been working on it all day," Trunks added.
"You have to get this thing down, you guys, in case we have to end up fighting Buu. He hasn't really done anything yet, just fly around the planet, so we don't know anything about him, yet," Gohan explained.
"But Gohan, we're tired!" Goten complained, giving his brother the puppy dog face.
"That doesn't work on me, Goten. I'm the one that taught it to you," Gohan said with a smirk. "If you guys don't play, I'll make you watch Videl and me play kissy-kissy games." He pulled Videl, sitting next to him, into his lap and leaned toward her face.
"Ewww!!" "Okay, we'll train!" The two kids ran from the room in the blink of an eye. The forks the two had been holding fell to the table with a band as the door slammed behind them.
Even though she knew they were, Videl looked around the room to make sure they were alone. "So, even if we don't need to play kissy-kissy as a threat, can we play just for fun?" she asked with a smirk.
"You know I'd love to, Videl, but I have to go train the kids," Gohan replied.
Videl pouted and said, "C'mon, Gohan. They can wait."
"Not now, Videl. I'm sorry, but my dad trusted me with this, and I'm not going to let him down," Gohan stated firmly.
Videl smiled. "Okay. I understand," she said, climbing off of his lap. "But later, you're all mine," she added, brushing her lips against his lightly, making Gohan shiver. "Can I come watch?" she asked.
"Yeah, sure," Gohan replied, standing up and walking to the door. "It might be boring, though. Goten and Trunks are just doing that stupid dance over and over and over…"
"I'm sure I'll find some way to amuse myself," Videl assured him while thinking, Who said I'd be watching them, Mr. Accidentally-seducing-me-with-you-wonderfully-muscled-chest? She tried not to drool as she followed her boyfriend out of the room.
The teens entered the large area they had been using for fusion training. They saw Goten and Trunks in the center of it going through the dance.
"Wow, that threat really helped. They're doing it perfectly," Gohan mused. "Goten, Trunks, you can stop," he called to them.
The two let out sighs of relief, plopping down on to the ground.
"Do me a favor and practice it once in a while, to make sure you don't lose your touch, okay?" Gohan requested.
"Okay, Gohan." "We promise."
Gohan nodded in satisfaction, trusting them to train on their own, and lead Videl back out of the room.
"So, would you like to go to my room, or yours?" Gohan asked, a suggestive tone in his voice, as they walked down the hall.
"Yours. Your bed is bigger," Videl replied, wrapping her arms around one of Gohan's and leaning against him. They got to Gohan's room and Gohan lead the way in. Videl wrapped her arms around his neck, walking towards the bed, making Gohan walk backwards until his legs bumped into his bed. Gohan leaned down, pressing his lips against hers for a moment before pulling back. Videl shoved him gently and he fell back onto the bed, with her laying on top of his chest.
Their lips met again, and Videl, becoming a bit daring, ran her tongue across Gohan's lips, asking for entrance. Before the kiss could go on further, though, they heard a knock on the door.
Gohan groaned as he sat up, bringing Videl with him. He walked over to the door, unlocking it and opening it, looking down to see Goten and Trunks.
"What's up, guys?" he asked.
"Gohan, we're hungry!" Goten exclaimed.
"Go tell mom. I'm not the cook," Gohan replied, showing less patience than he usually did.
"Okay!" Goten said cheerfully, running off down the hall, Trunks behind him. Before Gohan could close the door, Yamcha appeared in front of the door.
"Hey Gohan, since Krillin and I aren't gonna be much help in the fight, is there anything else we can help out with?" the former bandit asked.
Gohan thought for a second before saying, "Yeah. Go find Tien and Chiautzu and bring them here. But make sure you don't run into Buu."
"No prob," Yamcha said, trotting off. Gohan shut the door, turning to Videl. He wrapped his arms around her waist, pressing his lips against hers. He silently asked her to open her mouth, this time, but right after she did, they heard another knock on the door.
Gohan broke off the kiss, muttering, "What is it this time?" He opened the door, coming face to face with Roshi, Oolong standing next to him.
"What?" Gohan asked grumpily.
"Did we interrupt something, Gohan?" Oolong asked with a smirk.
"Oooh! Action!" Roshi exclaimed, trying to barge into the room. Gohan pushed him away not very gently, saying, "What do you want?"
"I want a new room!" Oolong exclaimed.
"There aren't any new rooms," Gohan said exasperatedly. "We're going to have to put somebody else together so Tien and Chiautzu can have a room."
"But-"
"I said there aren't anymore rooms, so tough luck!" Gohan nearly shouted, slamming the door in the two perverts' faces. He turned to Videl, who proceeded to jump into his arms, immediately pressing her lips against the demi-Saiyan's and sliding her tongue into his mouth.
Gohan smirked against her lips, allowing his tongue to battle against hers. They finally broke apart, breathing hard. Upon regaining their breath, they were about to kiss again, but then they heard it:
Knock, knock.
Gohan let out a frustrated growl, lowering Videl to the ground.
He opened the door as he shouted, "What, damnit?" His eyes widened when he saw Shin standing there.
"Uh…hehe…hi, Supreme Kai," he said nervously, rubbing the back of his head.
"I realize I was interrupting something you would rather not have interrupted"-the two teens blushed violently-"but there is something more important going on, despite what your hormones classify as important."
Their blushes intensified as Gohan said, "So…um…what's going on?"
Shin's face turned serious as he stated, "Buu is attacking cities."
Gohan and Videl's faces fell.
"I guess it's just in his nature to destroy then, huh?" Gohan said.
"I'm afraid so, Gohan. Now come along. You must decide what we will do," Shin said, leading them outside, where everyone else was already gathered.
I don't think I like being in charge, Gohan thought as they reached the large Z group. Videl, as if sensing his self-doubt, reached out to take his hand.
"You'll get us through this fine, Gohan. I believe in you," she whispered. Gohan smiled, his confidence restored. Videl let go of his hand and moved to stand next to Chi-Chi and Bulma, leaving him in alone in front of the group eager to hear his commands. Well, except Vegeta and 18. They didn't particularly like being ordered around by a teenager that also happened to be the son of their rival/former enemy.
After thinking about what they had to work with for a moment, Gohan said, "We haven't tried out the fusions yet, so we have no idea how strong it will make Goten, Trunks, Vegeta and myself. I'd rather not put the fate of the world in the hands of an untested theory," he began. He started to pace back in forth of them, hands behind his back, looking much like a military commander. "Goten and Trunks will fuse, and I will accompany them to Buu. I'll try to stay out of the fight, unless they start to lose badly. If they do, I'll distract Buu enough for them to get back here."
He stopped when Goten raised his hand. Smiling amusedly, he said, "Yes, Goten?"
"But what if you get hurt? Then you won't be able to fuse with Vegeta," the youngest Son pointed out.
"I'll go with the boys," Piccolo said. "We can't risk you going."
"But I'm the strongest one here. If the fusion doesn't make us any stronger, which is what we'll be testing by sending the boys, I'm the best line of the defense. I might as well be one of the first to attack him," Gohan argued.
"There's also the possibility that it will make them stronger, but not strong enough. Then we will need to try our hand," Vegeta stated.
"You've got a point," Gohan agreed. "Okay then. Piccolo will go with Goten and Trunks."
"I'll go, too," said a recently arrived Tien.
"Are you sure?" Gohan asked.
"Yes. I owe you for saving my life during the Cell Games. We all owe you, Gohan," the three-eyed man said.
"Thanks, Tien," Gohan replied. He looked at his brother and the other demi-Saiyan. "Okay, are you two ready to try out the fusion?"
"Yeah!" they both chorused. They got up and followed Gohan to the center of the lookout.
"Alright, align your energy," Gohan commanded. They did so, going into the beginning stance for the dance. "Fu..." They moved over three steps. "sion..." Their fingers touched. "HA!" A bright light erupted from nothingness, causing many of the onlookers to shield their eyes. A powerful shockwave of energy followed. Gohan smirked, knowing in his gut that they had done it perfectly.
The garish light eventually faded, and they all saw one person where two had once stood. He was about the same height as the two children he had been formed from. He had black eyes and black hair with two lavender splotches on the sides that stood straight on end. He wore black boots, baggy white pants secured with a blue sash, a dark blue vest lined with yellow, and dark blue wristbands. His vest revealed a chest and stomach much more defined than Goten's or Trunks'.
All those that could sense energy stared at the fusion in awe. Even those that couldn't felt something coming from him. As high as his power was, who wouldn't?
Noticing the looks of veneration he was receiving, the fusion began striking poses, showing off.
"Am I cool or what?" he asked rhetorically.
He's gonna save the universe? Gohan thought, nearly falling over.
End of chapter five.
This wasn't as long as most chapters, and it took a while to get out. Sorry!
You'll be pleased to know I've been punished for my laziness. I sprained (possibly fractured) my ankle yesterday.
Ciao.
Emmerz