Your Archetypical Mary Sue Story

Okay, minna, this is purely for fun. This is not an actual story.  So, this is not exactly a troll, because this isn't my story. This is me making fun of Mary Sues.

I REPEAT. THIS IS NOT AN ACTUAL STORY. THIS IS A PARODY!!

Because of how annoying Mary-Sues can be, and the fact that I just read The History of Mary Sue by the lovely Hoshi the elf.  I was inspired. So this, my friends, is a nauseating display of one's typical stereotype Mary-Sue story:

A sickeningly perfect, over-described Mary Sue created in likeness of annoying fangirl authoress. Possibly girl from 21st century

Complete lack of spell check and/or plot and/or punctuation

Disgusting character bashing

Complete disregard for character's normal behavior (aka OOC-ness)

MS probably ends up marrying one, if not several of the local Bishonen (hot guys)

MS most likely has a power/ability

Kenshin style, of course!

AND ONCE AGAIN, THIS IS NOT MY STORY!!!

Well here goes. I hope it's at least a little bit funny.

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A Most Beautiful Girl Appears

Hi evry1! This is my favorite fanficcie I have ever written, so I hope you guyz lyke it!

-Perfect Chibi Angel Elisa

One day Kenshin and Sano and Kaoru and Yahiko and Megumi were walking around the streets of Kyoto. Once again, Kaoru was hitting sumbody, and screaming her ugly head off. Kenshin shook his head becuz he thinks shes a stupid ugly sweaty little girl

"Ugly, stop hitting Yahiko" Kenshin snarled, going batthousai. Sano hit him on the head with his huge-@$$ sword and his eyes turned purple again. "thanks sano" he said, slapping sano on the back."really, Kaoru, Sir Ken has enogh to worry about besides you" kaoru scoweled.

Just then, a beautiful striking and stunning young woman with golden blonde hair that went down to her ankles stepped out of the Akebeko. She was from the 2003, and got sucked into her TV while watching Ruroni Kenshin. Her golden blonde hair shimmerd in the sun, and her bright sparkling blue eyes looked way prettier than Kaoru's. She was the most beautiful creature in all Japan. And her body was well built, athletic and slender, and (Note From ESP: I can't go on you guys, im getting sick. If you want more descriptions, put some in the reviews)

            Anyway, so this chick was perfect, graceful and all that. When she came out of the restaurant, Kenshin, Sano, Yahiko and Aoshi's mouths dropped open, because she was so stunning. "Hi. My name is Eliza."They stared at her, and she blushed prettily, her golden locks framed her face. Kaoru stormed off, and Megumi sauntered off. 

Megumi: I h8t her. She's prettier than me

Kaoru: Yeah. I h8t her two.

Kenshin: Shut up.

Sano: I wonder if she likes me.

            Just then, a robber came up to rob them. Kaoru ran away scared. Aoshi and Kenshin and Sano and Yahiko all took turns fighting him, but he was too strong So Eliza the stunning blonde wiped out her short swords and beat his butt in with graceful skillz, and did lots of flips. She also could fly, so she flies over to where the guys are standing, her beutiful hair and dress flew out behind her. Kenshin, Aoshi, Sano and ShiShiO all proposed to her at once she didn't know what to do, so she married all of them (ESP: except for Shishio?) and they lived happily eva after. Kaoru and Megumi and Miaso and Yumi all died.

THE END!

Perfect Chibi Angel Elisa:  Well whatddya think? R&R pleeze! Check out my other storyz. Tearz of beauty (also featuring Eliza!),  and A Songfic to Spice up your Life.

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So there you go. I hope you noticed the verb tense switch mid-sentence. And the run on sentences. And the horrible butchering of the Japanese spellings. And the horrible OOC-ness. And the sudden appearance of Aoshi and Shishio into the story. And I hope you appreciate this humor, because I feel rather sick after having written this.

So there you have it. Your Archetypical Mary-Sue story.

If you'd like to flame "Perfect Chibi Angel Elisa", please feel free. Just be sure to specify. And I'd really appreciate it if you'd tell me if you found it funny or entertaining. So click that button!

ESP

And if you think I'm crazy, I blame the pudding pops.