Conplete Nonsense (teen tiatans version)

Disclaimer: i do not own the teen tiatans. i bet you figured that.

Robin: hello there. i am robin and i will be your h--(gets shoved off the screen by beast boy)

Beast boy: 'sup yall. you can call me BB. for beast boy. duh. DONT CALL ME BEATS BOY!! i am a beast not a beat.

Raven: accually you act like one.

BB: (grim face) what is YOUR DEAL RAVEN?!?! your always like that.

Raven: you wouldn't understand. and why do you eat tofu waffles??? thats discusting!!

BB: cuz its good. and it is most cersainly NOT descusting. you wouldn't understand.

StarFire: hello fellow readers. i am StarFire. it is..pleasant and nice to know your reading this story.

Cyborg: star, why do you always have perfect grammar?

StarFire: it is..easier to read.(mad face) YA KNOW I DONT ALWAYS USE PERFECT GRAMMAR!!

Cyborg, BB, raven, robin: SHEESH!!

Terra: hi everyone. i dont work for slade anymore!! yay

Raven: ok if your here where all the other people? like Jynx, gadget, and the huge dude.

Terra: dunno. last time i saw 'em they were fighting a Zorkblatz.

StarFire: oo those are scoundingly hard to ki-

Raven: ya know, we dont really care star.

StarFire: :- (grim face)

Robin: will you guys just shut up?!?! im trying to show the readers around the place.

BB: dude, did you NOT READ THE TITLE?!?! its complete nonsense!! your not supposed to be a fancypants!

Robin: well, ok...even though stories are supposed to be read not--

Cyborg: and what do you think the readers are doing?! their reading!!!

Terra: ok im outta this. later yall.

BB: (blushing) no dont go!

Cyborg: awww does wittle BB have a cwush??

StarFire: yes i agree with cyborg. (laughing) you should see BB's face! talk about red!

Raven: wow star, no perfect gammar. i like it.

StarFire: but do the readers like it? we must please them.

Raven: yeah, but how do we know?

Robin: i guess we just...never mind

Cyborg: look! its Slade!

Robin: slade get outta here!! we're..er..busy

Slade: i know. that is why i came.

Raven: Azarak, metrione, Zynthos! (did i spell that right?)

Slade: muhahaha i like pudding. and robin i know you have wondered who i am all the time. well, i will reveal. (takes off mask)

Robin, Raven, Cyborg, BB: GASP!

Slade: yes its me. Zuktatz. (from my storie "Complete Nonsense")

StarFire: but i thought you did some strange thing and--

Slade: yes but i came back. and i also speak english once again!

Robin: i dont know what this is turning out to be but you must leave. now.

ok thats it for chapter 1. see ya later in chapter 2! ill update as soon as possible. au revoir