Chapter 5

Shopping with a Saiyan

While Goku slept soundly, Mamoru, woke up to the sounds of birds.

"Chirp-------Chirp!"

"Yawn! Damn, those birds. Where's my shot gun?"

Mamoru, looked everywhere for a shot gun, but no luck.

"Well, I better go wake up Goku."

Goku, was sawing logs. Mamoru, tried to wake him up.

"Come on, wake up Goku." Shake-shake

Goku turned over and snored in Mamoru's face.

"Come on Goku wake up!"

Goku, rolled. And Mamoru, was trying to figure out how to wake him up.

"Geesh, he sleeps like a rock. How do you wake up a rock? Maybe, if I shout in his ear, he'll wake up."

Mamoru, didn't know how to wake him up. Food is the only thing that wakes him up.

"Alright! Here I go! Wake!! Up!!"

Goku, turned over and snored away.

"The hell with it!"

Mamoru, went into the kitchen. And started to make breakfast.

"Maybe, if Goku, smells food. He might wake up."

Mamoru, was making omelets. Mamoru, hated to cook. But, he had no choice. No women would cook for a dude like him.

"There…Almost done. Ah, I hope he likes toast?"

Mamoru, went into the room with food. The smell got under Goku's nose. And his mouth started to drool.

"Hmmm…….food." Said Goku.

Mamoru, got Goku, to walk to the kitchen.

"Alright! This way." Muttered Mamoru.

Goku, followed the smell of food. Goku, sniffed and sniffed, until he tripped over a chair.

"Oops! I forgot that chair was there." Yakked Mamoru.

Goku, got up and headed for the table. Mamoru, put the food on the table. Goku, sniffed and sniffed and finally, woke up.

"Ah, food!" Said Goku with a smile.

Mamoru fell down. He had a sweat drop on his head.

"Goku!! Next time you better wake up. I'm not doing this everyday!!"

"Huh." Said Goku.

Mamoru, ate his breakfast. And headed for the shower.

"I'm going to go shower." He said.

Goku, sat there stuffing his face. He wanted more food. That didn't fill him up.

Hmm, I'm still hungry." The starving Goku said.

Mamoru, got out of the shower. And called Usagi, over.

"Yeah can you bring the others, and some money." Said the poor bastard.

Goku, was trying to make some more food. Rice, went everywhere. And Mamoru, saw what happened, and had to do clean up.

"Goku!! Money doesn't grow on tree's you know!" Said the grumpy Mamoru.

An hour later……Usagi, and the other scouts showed up with her.

"How did you sleep last night Goku?" Asked Makoto.

"Um, swell." He said.

Mamoru, got all the money he had. And was getting ready to go shopping.

"Ok, you guys ready to go?" As Mamoru asked the others.

"Ok, sweetie." Said Usagi.

They all left. And headed to the nearest Wal-Mart.

"Ok girls, I want to split up. And get what I need to feed him. And Goku, I want you to go and get the toilet paper, ok." He said to Goku.

All the scouts, grabbed carts and raced to where they needed to go. But, Goku, was having trouble with the toilet paper.

"Ahh, is it this? No, is it this? No." As he looked confused.

Goku, finally tried the top shelf. Toilet paper fell. And he had it stuck to his head. Mamoru, happened, to be walking by.

"Goku, your not suppose to wear it on you're head." Said the laughing Mamoru.

"Yeah…..I know what you mean." Said the toilet hair Goku.

While Rei, grabbed all the canned soup.

"Ah, this will do." She said while reading the label.

Usagi, went and grabbed all the frozen food that she can.

"Ah, this is good." She said.

Makoto, and Minako, went a grabbed all porno mags and lubricated gels.

"These will keep Goku, entertained." Said the horny Makoto.

"Yeah, and this lubricate should be good for Mamoru." Said Minako.

Hotaru, and Haruka, were getting all the breakfast food.

"Ok, got the eggs and bacon." Said Hotaru.

"I got the cereal and pop tarts." Said Haruka.

Everyone meet up. And they got in line. Goku, had 5 carts full of toilet paper and paper towel.

"Ok good, now we can go." Said Mamoru.

All the scouts handed him there money.

"Hey! Where's Setsuna, and Michiru?" He said.

They were at the desert isle grabbing everything.

"Ok, I think we got everything." Said Setsuna.

"Yes, now let's go." Said Setsuna.

Finally, everyone got together. And were paying for the food.

"Man, I hope we have enough." Said Mamoru.

Somehow, they spent 10 billion yen, on that. The girls, were mad at Goku, and Mamoru.

"Boohoo, we have no money…. And it's all you're fault!" Said all of the scouts.

After there shopping adventure. All of them went to Mamoru's place for food and drinks.

"Yeah! Let's get this party started!" Shouted Makoto.

Everyone was enjoying themselves. But, in some mountains in Asia, a new enemy was on the horizon.

"I'm going to destroy it all!"

Find out what happens. In the next chapter of 2 worlds 3 Goku's.