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"Anton, would you mind entertaining Sarah for a while. I have a bit of business to attend to." Jareth said. Anton kissed her forehead.

"Of course Jareth." He said. Jareth nodded and glared at Sarah, then turned his steed in the opposite direction.

"Well, that works to our advantage." Sarah said quietly. Anton nodded.

"Would you like to go on a walk through my kingdom, the Enchanted Forest?" he added.

"I'd love to."

Yah!" he said firmly, and he patted the neck of the copper colored mare and they galloped across the field. At the edge of the forest, Anton slowed to a halt.

"Jareth's kingdom is the labyrinth. In a way, this is like my labyrinth. No harm will come to you here Sweet Sarah. I will fall before you."

"I trust you. I don't even really know you, but I trust you with my life." She said simply. He hopped off, then reached up for her. Her foot got caught, and she fell on him. His face was inches from hers.

"sorry." She said, blushing. She looked down, but didn't let go of him. He brushed a strand of her hair out of her face and behind her ear. His hand trailed to the side of her face. He lifted her chin and placed a gentle kiss on her lips.

"Don't be. First time on a horse?" he asked? She nodded. "When you're with me, there'll be a lot of firsts." He swept her off of her feet.

"Shall we?" Sarah nodded again. He started walking in. About ten minutes in, she saw jungle cines hanging from trees of dark gold. The leaves let little sunlight in, and it was a beautiful sight. He noticed her looking at them. He set her down on a small clear piece of ground. He took out his sword from it's sheath, grabbed a cine, and sliced it at the bottom. He tugged it a bit, to be sure it was strong. He backed up as far as he could while holding it, and Sarah looked at him as if he were insane. He took a running start and jumped, swinging on the vine.

"Watch out!" she cried. He was headed for a tree, a particularly tall one. Just as he was about to hit it, he swung his feet and pushed off the tree. He jumped down in front of Sarah, whose jaw was dragging on the ground and eyes were wide at his little stunt.

"Really, it's fun. Would you like to try??" she snapped out of her little trance and her eyes lit up.

"Of course I would."

"Thought so. Alright, climb up about 5 feet and when you get up to that height, wrap the vine around you hand. I'll be right below you." He said. She pouted exaggeratedly.

"No Fair! Why can't I be on the bottom?" she said spitefully. He smiled at her.

"Two reasons. One, there has to be a bit of weight at the bottom, you weigh about nothing. I could've walked for miles just holding you. Two, I'm king in this forest and I say so." He teased. She glared at him playfully. He laughed and kissed her. She smiled, and climbed up the long green vine.

"good. Ready, here we go." He took off running and jumped off of the forest floor. She screamed in both delight and terror as she swung on a huge plant. Anton flew off of the bottom.

"Anton!!" she screamed.

Hey, this is the end of this cpater. I lied in the beginning. This isn't an hour and a half. I started typing this up last night, I forgot about it when I started talking to people Anyway. I have this entire story done, and I'm starting a sequel. I don't know if I should post the sequel when I finish typing this though, only because you guys probably wn't like it. This isn't much of a cliff hanger is it?

Jareth: Just can it and get going.

Are you jealous cutesy wootsey? That you lost your dear little saraH?

Jareth: Why should I be jealous? I'm going to..

SHUT UP NOW BEFORE I HURT YOU!

Jareth; hahaha. That's great. You. Hurt me? Lol

I could you know. I could go date legolas or Orlando again.

Jareth: yeah right.

You're right. I know that. Anyway, bye readers. I know this isn't that good of a humorous little episode, but hey, I tried.