Woot! Chapter 7 YO! I'm so happy...:Cries: Now go, be free, frolic AND READ MY STORY!!! BUWHAHAHAHAH!
Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto, are we all getting sick of this yet? Yea ok I don't own it and we all know it damn it...anyhoo enjoy!
Chapter 7: Poison Shuriken
Sasuke woke up to the smell of burning rice and opened his eyes, he didn't remember cooking anything. He rubbed his face and sat up slowly. He felt a little tired from all the tossing and turning in the bed that him and Naruto did a little while ago. But then he was probably also tired from spending half the day in the bed. Funny how you could get so exhausted from doing absolutely nothing at all.
"Doushite!" Naruto yelled as flames engulfed the pot of rice. White foam poured out of the pot and dribbled onto the wooden floor. Sasuke watched and shook with silent laughter. He couldn't help but watch Naruto's reactions a bit longer. He flailed his arms in the air as he tried to control the flames but to no avail. He grabbed the pot but then burned his hands and cursed at its evil rice powers. It could simply not be beaten.
"DAMN YOU, YOU EVIL RICE CRAP!" Naruto hissed at it and jumped to see Sasuke behind him.
"What a moron..." he laughed and walked calmly to the stove and turned the dial the controlled the fire.
"Think Naruto, think. I know it's hard for you, but you can do it."
"Shut up Sasuke." Naruto huffed in frustration covering his hands with oven mitts as he carried the pot to the sink. He flipped on the faucet and threw the pot into the sink. He watched as the pot hissed filling the room with white smoke.
"Yea, that's right DIE...DIE!!!" Sasuke couldn't take his eyes off Naruto.
"What a weirdo...getting pissed off at rice...but I just can't help but love his crazy personality."
"How do you burn rice? It's half of our diet Naruto." Sasuke rested his hand on the counter and watched the pot bubble over with water.
"I told you, I really can't cook...only ramen damn it." He reached for the faucet and turned it off angrily.
"Then what were you trying to do?"
"I was trying to cook breakfast, but that's not gonna happen."
"Hahaha, obviously not...besides, it's after twelve o'clock. Maybe we should go out tp eat. What do you think?" Naruto looked at the pot and back at Sasuke then back at the pot. He seemed unwilling to leave it until he was sure that the rice was vanquished. But he stretched and shrugged stepping away from the sink.
"I think that's a great idea. If I keep this up I'll burn my house down. Where do you want to go?."
"Maybe...the ramen shop?" Sasuke's heart flipped when he saw Naruto's face light up. He really didn't care much for ramen but if it's what Naruto loved he loved it too.
Friday came around all too quickly. Sasuke and Naruto were together constantly. They always found an excuse to be together. Neither of them could really face the fact that Naruto would be going out on a date with Sakura, it was too weird. Sakura had always hated Naruto and was usually all over Sasuke, they both couldn't get the picture. Naruto had to drag Sasuke to his favorite ramen shop, Ichikaru. He told him that it was a last request. Sasuke cringed at the thought of another bowl of ramen but he would suck it up and make Naruto happy.
Naruto fiddled with his chopsticks pushing the floating noodles around in his bowl.
"What's wrong Naruto, you're not eating. And when you're not eating ramen I know something's wrong." Sasuke rested his hand on Naruto's wrist and shook it lightly smiling slightly. Naruto smiled spontaneously, he knew Sasuke cared but he had a bad feeling about this whole Sakura thing and he couldn't get it out of his mind.
"It's just, it really pisses me off that all of a sudden Sakura wants to hang out with me and all this crap. I mean why now ya know? Why can't she just leave us alone?" He shifted on his stool and slurped up the remaining ramen, stood up and dropped a few coins on the counter.
"Arigato gozaimasu" said the chef of the ramen shop as he scooped up the coins and dropped them in his pocket. Sasuke handed the man his money and chased after Naruto.
"Come on Naruto...It's just one date...how bad can it be?"
"I guess you're right. I just don't want to be bothered today and like...I'd rather spend time with you." Sasuke grinned proudly.
"He wants to spend time with me...maybe he's starting to come around after all. Maybe, just maybe he'll start to love me soon. Damn he better hurry I'm going insane!"
"Well, we've still got an hour or so. It's only eight o'clock." Sasuke stomach lurched as he tried to digest the ramen he had just eaten for breakfast. He hated the stuff but he'd get used to it if Naruto loved it that much. His stomach lurched again.
"Maybe not..."
"There's really nothing to do...how do I look?" Naruto straightened up and faced Sasuke.
"You look like you. Why would you need to change anything for her? Besides I like the way you look" Sasuke spotted the blush on Naruto's cheeks. He scratched his head and kicked at the ground.
"Shut up." He was about to lean forward to give Sasuke a hug when he saw the shocked look on Sasuke face and sat there puzzled for a moment. He realized Sasuke was looking past him, he started to turn around until he felt two hands around his neck.
"OHAYO NARUTO!!!" Sakura jumped on the blonde and grabbed his neck. "HOW ARE YOU!!!"
Choke C-Can't Gag Breath S-Sakura!"
"O Jeez! Sorry Naruto, guess I don't know my own strength!" Sakura flexed her arm and giggled. Sasuke rolled his eyes and snorted there was nothing but skin and bones on that arm. Sakura peeked around Naruto and spotted the ebony haired boy.
"Oh, it's you...well you better be off Sasuke, Naruto and I are going to be busy today...so if you don't mind."
"OF COURSE YOU'RE MAJESTY! I'LL BE ON MY WAY!" Sasuke bowed and ran in little circles around Sakura, curtsying and bowing. Sakura hit Sasuke with her hand bag and hissed. Naruto bit his lip and tried to keep his laughter to himself.
"Shut up! You're so embarrassing."
"Oh, I'm sorry I embarrassed you?"
"YES!"
"Then the deed is done. See ya later Naruto." The blonde grabbed Sasuke's hand and bit his lip. Sasuke looked down at Naruto, he was so scared of this date. He sighed and patted Naruto's head and pulled him in close so only he could hear.
"Don't worry you'll be fine...and when you get back, we can play around a bit hm?" Naruto nodded and blushed.
"O-ok. Later then, bye Sasuke..." Sasuke walked away waving his hand in the air. Naruto turned around to face Sakura and gaped. He hadn't taken time to realize how pretty she looked. She was wearing a purple kimono with rose pins in her hair and a matching purple hand bag. It also looked like she was wearing makeup.
"Damn."
"What are you staring at Naruto?"
"O-oh, sorry Sakura! You just look so pretty. If I had known you were gonna wear that, I would've dressed up a bit too." He felt stupid for not thinking about it. She looked gorgeous and he looked like a bum. He wasn't wearing his usual get up but a black T-shirt and jeans. He'd never really stopped to think about his looks, he liked the way he dressed. He had the whole punk thing going on. His wallet chain dangled out of his pants lazily and his torn shirt seemed edgy. He also wore a bit of eyeliner. Not too much but it completed the whole punk look. He liked it and Sasuke loved the way he looked. But now he just felt stupid.
"Hey, don't say that you look just fine I love the punk look, totally hot. Why would I ask you to change yourself anyway? I don't want to spend the day with a fake Naruto I want to spend the day with the real thing." She grabbed his hand and twisted his fingers with hers. He blushed violently and laughed. He was so nervous he didn't really know what else to do.
"Uhm, so what do you want to do?"
"Well I was thinking we could go see a movie or something."
"Psh, she probably just wants to see another chick flick or some gushy crap like that."
"I heard "Poison Shuriken" was out...I've been waiting forever to see that." Naruto's mouth fell open and he stared for a while. He couldn't believe she'd want to see a movie like that. It was like total action and comedy and well, a guy movie. Sakura inspected Naruto's reaction and shook her head.
"Well if you don't want to see it-"
"ARE YOU NUTS!??! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR MONTHS TO SEE IT!!! LET'S GO!!!" He grabbed Sakura's hand and raced towards the theatre. Sakura beamed and struggled to keep up with Naruto's pace but tripped a couple times. Naruto stopped and looked back.
"Dur, I'm such a blonde. You can't run in that." He looked down and saw that her Kimono was already starting to gather dust.
"Well that won't do." He picked her up and continued running towards the movies.
"Naruto-kun!? I-I can walk! It's quite alright!"
"Nonsense, you look beautiful and we can't have you ruining your outfit." Sakura looked down and blushed.
"That's so sweet Naruto thank you."
"He's so kind to me. How is it possible that I could ignore and despise him for so long? What was I thinking!?"
They reached the movies and Naruto bought Sakura's ticket. She laughed as he struggled to find change in his pockets. He had plenty of money left after and spent almost all of it buying practically most of the candy in the concession stand. Both of their arms were full with soda, candy and popcorn. They found their seats just before the movie started. Time passed by quickly as they jabbered and talked throughout the movie. They both cracked up laughing and almost choked on their candy. Naruto was impressed at how much Sakura could put down. Almost as much as him! The movie was almost done when he started searching through wrappers and boxes for the last candy bar he threw the boxes and and trash over the seat completely oblivious to the people behind him. Sakura laughed slyly and jiggled the candy bar in her hand. She shook with laughter and handed it to Naruto.
"Dude! Seriously?" She nodded and he tore the wrapper off. He paused and stared at the beautiful chocolate begging to be eaten. He looked at Sakura as she watched the movie. He broke the candy bar in half and nudged at her handing her the other half.
"Aaaw, you're so sweet! Thanks!" She took it and pecked him on the cheek. He froze and glued his eyes to the screen.
"Damn, I shoulda started giving girls candy bars aloooong time ago."
"MAN!!! Didja see the way Hiro totally beat Kenji's ass?! One fast kick and it was over! HA!" Sakura imitated the character and spun around. "It was so cool!"
"I know! Kenji is such a wussy, he couldn't even stand one Shuriken. What a dork." Naruto mimicked Kenji, he cowered on the ground and shook.
"HA HA! BOW TO ME FOR MY POWER IS TOO GREAT! I SHALL KILL YOU WITH MY POISON SHURIKEN HERE AND NOW!!" Sakura puffed up her chest and circled the sniveling Naruto.
"NO, NO!! LET ME LIIIIIIIIVE!" The two burst out laughing and barely made it to the bench before they collapsed.
"Aw man, that was too fun. I can't believe you liked those kinds of movies."
"I've always liked them, I just never told anybody. I was always trying to be so perfect and girlish. So I always bottled up a lot of my emotions and shit like that. But now I'm different and I can finally be myself WOOHOOOO!!!"
"Believe me, it's a good change. But what made you go through this transition anyway?"
"Well, I realized that I was spending too much time focusing on one thing to see what I was really missing out on. I mean why change myself for someone or something when I'm not being true to myself. I couldn't keep living like that. I had to let my real self out."
"You're so right. That's totally awesome Sakura." She smiled and nodded. It was about time she let her true colors show. And she knew that Naruto would make her happy. It would be a slow progression but it would happen.
"Well I better get going. My parents'll freak if I'm out any later. Damn this curfew."
"Heheh you have a curfew." Naruto prodded at Sakura and mocked.
"Aw shut up! It's not fair. Getting to stay out whenever you want to."
"Yea but you've got parents who care at least." Sakura's face changed from happy to hurt in two seconds. She was always forgetting about Naruto and his lack of parents.
"Oh...I'm so sorry Naruto, I wasn't thinking I...I'm so sorry." He rested his hand on her shoulder and sighed.
"No, its ok. It doesn't matter, I'm ok. But you better get going. You don't want to be too late." But the truth was he wasn't ok. He hated when people would complain about their parents infront of him. At least they had parents! But he knew Sakura didn't mean to hurt him, so he covered up his emotions. He wasn't ready to talk about that kind of stuff with her yet. He'd talk to Sasuke about it later.
"Yea, you're right. But we'll definitely have to do this again sometime. Well I mean if you want to.
"Duh, you're so cool! Of course I want to hang out again." Naruto bounced on the balls of his feet and grinned. "How bout tomorrow?"
"Sure! That'd be great!"
"Ok, awesome." Naruto leaped inside himself.
"Score!"
But then something completely unexpected happened. Sakura stepped forward and brushed the blonde locks out of Naruto's eyes and kissed him softly. He stood there entranced, his eyes half open and foggy.
"Whoa..."
"Well, goodnight Naruto-kun. I had a wonderful time. See you tomorrow!" And with that she jogged off towards her house.
"AW YEA!!!! I JUST SCORED A KISS FROM SAKURA!!! WOOOOHOOOO!!!" Naruto raced home and skidded past his door. He was so excited he'd barely remembered where he lived. He flung the door open and leaped onto the bed.
"Heeeey looks like you survived." Sasuke peered into Naruto's room when he heard all the ruckus. He started to walk towards the bed as Naruto rolled around on the bed excitedly.
"Oh my gosh, it was so awesome Sasuke! She's so cool! I never knew she could be so great! And I'm seeing her tomorrow too!" Sasuke stopped in his tracks.
"Did I hear that right? He had a good time? And he wants to see her again? What the hell is going on?"
"Are you serious? You wanna hang out with her...AGAIN?"
"Sure why not? She's so different now." Naruto tossed off his shirt and Sasuke turned his head avoiding Naruto's gaze. This was just a phase. He didn't really want to hang out with Sakura. He'd get over it soon. Naruto hopped under the covers and motioned for Sasuke to join him. Sasuke pulled his shirt over his head and walked over towards the bed and got in slowly. He looked at Naruto and Naruto smiled and pulled him in and kissed him passionately. Sasuke moaned as he leaned into the kiss. Naruto ran his fingers through Sasuke's hair and giggled after he broke away from the kiss. He stared at Sasuke. His face was flushed and he was out of breath.
"He's so cute!" Naruto thought.
"Missed ya."
"I missed you too baka. Go to sleep."
"Ok, night!" Naruto snuggled his face into Sasuke's chest and quickly fell asleep.
"Right, just a phase."
I'm so HAAAAAAPPY!!! Chapter 7! And from what I gather you guys like it! Yay! Oh, and to Cookie6 Sakura think it's a date because she wants to be with Naruto. She realized that she was wasting time with Sasuke and should've been going after Naruto this whole time. But Sakura's a little forward and aggressive about it. As you can see, when she's into someone she goes through a bit of an obsession...
Sakura: "I DO NOT!"
Sasuke: "THE HELL YOU DON'T! I've seen your room! Naruto posters everywhere! Stickers on your binder, and don't get me started on what's in that binder! Mr. And Mrs. Naruto Uzumaki. I love Naruto. Naruto and Sakura together forever! You've got Naruto's head on your pillows! AND THE SHEETS! OH, MAY LORD HOKAGE FORGIVE YOUR SOUL! You craaaazy bitch..."
Sakura: "Ooooh, that's it :Pushes up her sleeves: You're really going to know the meaning of bitch when I'm done with you! :Pulls out Shurikens: BUWHAHAHAH!"
Naruto: "NOOOOOOO! Sakura I can't let you hurt him! He means...too much to me...I-I...I STILL HAVEN'T SCREWED HIM YET!"
Sasuke: "You bastard..."
Naruto: "Oh, come on. You know you want this..."
Sasuke: "Damn"
Sakura:"Why Naruto why?!? I can give you more!"
Naruto: "Uuuhhh...No, I'm sorry Sakura...you are- THE WEAKEST LINK! Goodbye.
Sakura: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! :shrivels up and dies:
Sasuke Naruto: Yaaaaaay! Now we're going to have wonderful sex together! GOODBYE!
Spoon Ninja: I'M WATCHING! XD!
P.S. I really, really, really appreciate all the reviews! Keep em coming!!! Thank you so much! ARIGATO!!!!
Oh, one more thing...Izumi I like the way you think! Hehehe, just skip everything and go straight to the smut. Hahahaha! And I liked my birthday song!!! XD
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