Lexi: Ok I'm back!
Beast Boy: What took you so long?
Lexi: Hehe, well I have been busy with other fics...and with school!
Beast Boy: Really? I thought you gave up...
Lexi smacks him on the head.
Lexi: I can't give up! I have reviewers!
Beast Boy: only like 38 reviews though...
Lexi sweatdrops
Lexi: I still have some though.....and I'll tell all the bbrae fans about cloud if you don't behave...
Beast Boy: Try me...
Lexi: Ok (smiles evily) Hey all you bbrae fans! Guess who Beast Boy had k....
Beast Boy ties Lexi up and gags her with an golden apple.
Beast Boy: Time for the disclaimer!
Disclaimer: I do not own Teen Titans, just my baby remote and the toddler titans song. Also Cloud is my twin's character.
Starfire woke up to hear laughing. She then saw Robin running towards her. Robin, teenage form.
"Oh Robin! You have returned to you!" Starfire said hugging Robin. She looked up to see that Robin wasn't a teenager, but an old man, dead.
Starfire woke up in a cold sweat. She looked around the dark living room and saw the empty cribs.
"My friends are gone!" Starfire said.
"We're here Star." Starfire turned around to see 5 year old versions of her friends They all had their uniforms on only they looked a lot younger than they normally looked. Starfire looked at her baby remote. It was useless now. She picked it up and threw it out the window.
"Friends! You are older?" Starfire said.
"Well yeah and the last time I looked like this was when I was five years old." Robin said.
"Where's Beast Boy?" Raven said looking around worried. She then saw Beast Boy running around the house being chased by a Cyborg covered in green paint.
"You got my big boy gears green with paint!" Cyborg yelled.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Beast Boy laughed as he turned into a condor and flew up really high. Cyborg aimed his sonic cannon at Beast Boy only to see that it now shot building blocks.
Slade appeared on the screen and everyone stopped and glared at him.
"What do you want ............Slade?" Robin stared in amazement as did the others. For Slade was...a baby?
"Ummm...well....you see....my minions were messing around with my bazooka and well..." Slade said.
Starfire formed a grin on her face and flew off to Slade's hideout. She then returned with Baby Slade in a plastic container. He kicked and punched and screamed but couldn't break out. The titans all started laughing and poking the container. Baby Slade then started to cry. Just as Starfire put Slade in the freezer, Terra appeared in the living room. Terra was shocked to see Starfire with all these little kids that looked like the titans.
"Ummm...did you have kids when I was in that rock?" Terra asked looking at the pint size titans.
"No! You see Slade turned our friends into babies and I have been taking care of them and then they turned into 5 year olds!" Starfire said.
"Umm..ok can I say something now?" Raven asked.
"Ok friend Raven!" Starfire said. Terra was shocked.
"Terra is a bitch." Raven then used her powers to send her to a far away planet in another universe. Raven then passed out. Beast Boy ran over to her and started to perform CPR. Starfire thought he was kissing her and she pulled him away from her.
"You can't kiss a girl until your old enough again!" Starfire said waving a finger at a very naughty Beast Boy.
"It wasn't a kiss! I was performing CPR!" He said in self defense.
"CPR? Is this a new earth slang? Is it a code? Hmm..Cute Panda Rally? Crazy Person Reproducing?" Starfire said.
Cyborg and Robin laughed. "It's the last one Star." Cyborg said between tears of laughter.
"NO! It stands for....well I don't know what it stands for but it saves lives!" Beast Boy said still performing CPR on Raven who was wide awake.
"Beast Boy...Beast Boy...BEAST BOY I'M AWAKE! YOU CAN STOP WITH THE CPR!!!!" Raven yelled causing a lamp to explode.
"Ummm...I need to go to my room..." Raven and Beast Boy said at the same time and ran to their own rooms.
"Ok......" Robin said doing a cartwheel. "That was weird."
Beast Boy: Lexi your making me seem like I'm crazy!
Lexi: mmph mmph mmph!
Beast Boy: What?
Ungags Lexi.
Lexi: I said you are though.
Beast Boy gags Lexi again.
Beast Boy: Looks like I'm answering reviews again!
Lexi: MMMFPH!
CloudsHalo: Well Lexi doesn't normally have time to make her stories longer. Yes Slade can dance, off the set he is a really nice guy. He says he learned to dance at summer camp.
Nevermore Forevermore: I have no fans...sadly.
DarkWarLordofDoomness: Well since we grew to 5 years old, we don't need the remote anymore. Also Lexi has a nephew who's 5 and she has a 2 year old cousin so she got her ideas from them.
samuraistar: Ok, I accept. So want to go see a moive? Your treat!
Green-Husky: I love Maroon 5!
sara-chan 10: Thanks for the review and yes I did reply!
Poochie14: Lexi was singing that song in the shower last night! hahaha!
Beast Boy: Ok now that Lexi is all tied up I want to post a vote.
A. I let Lexi free and continue answering the reviews.
B. She stays tied up and I do some funny things to her.
C. I let her free and she answers reviews again.
Cloud runs onto the set and puts Beast Boy in a headlock.
or D. They both stayed tied up and I control the show!
